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#970470
WMDKitty
*double facepaw*
This, right here, is why society is going down the drain.
6/14/2009 11:53:55 AM
#970471
Green Goblin
....just.....no
¬_¬;
6/14/2009 11:54:44 AM
#970472
This is like, from The Onion or something, right? Right guys? Please...
6/14/2009 11:58:27 AM
#970473
Doctor Fishcake
6/14/2009 11:58:29 AM
#970476
Tyco
Heaven-O.... Are those from the makers of Christ Chex?
6/14/2009 12:02:25 PM
#970479
Ouabache
Lionel Richie unavailable for comment.
6/14/2009 12:04:27 PM
#970482
Damn, these guys need serious heavenp.
6/14/2009 12:06:11 PM
#970490
El Zorro
While you're at it you should change your name, Canales. There's the word "anal" in there.
6/14/2009 12:12:02 PM
#970491
Thundersqueaks
"Heaven-o"? Didn't he use to battle with Mumra?
6/14/2009 12:12:32 PM
#970492
Hermione
Heaven-o: Try new banana nut heaven-o's ...
Oh, sorry. This is not a breakfast cereal comercial? Damn! Heaven-o's, Cheerios - how am I supposed to know? Oh well, heaven-o's I'm miserable now...
6/14/2009 12:13:14 PM
#970495
Hermione
Heaven-o: Try new banana nut heaven-o's ...
Oh, sorry. This is not a breakfast cereal comercial? Damn! Heaven-o's, Cheerios - how am I supposed to know? Oh well, heaven-o's I'm miserable now...
6/14/2009 12:13:40 PM
#970499
Efrain
Why not go all the way and just change it to "PRAIZE JEBUS-O!"?
6/14/2009 12:17:20 PM
#970501
simply not edible
Sounds like a breakfast cereal.
6/14/2009 12:19:40 PM
#970507
Thinking Allowed
6/14/2009 12:24:35 PM
#970511
Wandering Discordian
Is... is this a joke? I've seen this very idea presented as a joke before. If it's not this time... wow. The people involved fail to grasp how words work.
6/14/2009 12:29:03 PM
#970516
Ken
What the Heaven?
6/14/2009 12:35:49 PM
#970525
Stimbo
As I understand it, "hello" is a corrupted form of the phrase "health to you", in the same way that "goodbye" derives from "god be with you" and the epithet "bloody" from the oath "by our Lady".
The point is that language in general, and English in particular, is infinitely adaptable. Sort of the exact opposite of idiots like this guy.
6/14/2009 12:48:45 PM
#970527
Pookie
Why do they have to live in my state?
WHY?
*sob*
6/14/2009 12:50:19 PM
#970531
Lucilius
Next month's official greeting: "WarningI'madipshit."
6/14/2009 12:55:30 PM
#970535
Evil Pirate Captain Mel
I don't know whether to *headdesk* or lol. Either way, this is the most ridiculous shit I've read in awhile.
6/14/2009 12:59:21 PM
#970539
John
Other moronic things for fundies with too much time on their hands:
(a) Ban imports from Finland, because its capital is Helsinki.
(b) Boycott Hellman's mayonnaise
(c) Demand printers stop using the Helvetica font.
(d) Write the FAA insisting they ban helicopters unless they call them "heavenicopters".
Feel free to add to the list ...
6/14/2009 1:04:52 PM
#970544
Orestes
Maybe they can join with PETA, and give some sea kittens a warm heaven-o.
6/14/2009 1:08:49 PM
#970546
Old Viking
They never run out of ways to make themselves look moronic.
6/14/2009 1:11:42 PM
#970548
Vince
...
after considering this, I'm glad.
really, wouldn't you rather them advertise their crazy? instead of accidentally getting to close, now you get fair warning from the first word out of their mouths.
it's like they all wear a "warning: I'm fucking nuts" sign around their necks.
6/14/2009 1:12:37 PM
#970555
EllwyenDarwin
Is this a joke?
6/14/2009 1:19:29 PM
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