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It also sounds as though Lucifer was created as an organic organ. A living musical instrument. The tabrets and pipes were IN him.

When he fell, perhaps his musical ability was disfigured and hindered, and that is why we have rock and roll and heavy metal and rap music, because it is the sounds that the devil produces from his corrupted body.

Luke, AV1611 91 Comments [5/30/2009 3:55:48 PM]
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Submitted By: Trike
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#964274
Ayersy

What about death metal? Is that okay? Awesome.

6/1/2009 2:26:17 PM

#972354
Mog

This sounds like the final boss in a crazy Japanese RPG. You know, on the last disc, when the plot gets really weird? And then you defeat the final boss for the first time, but then it morphs into this huge winged final form? That one.

6/16/2009 3:26:32 PM

#1004146
anti-nonsense

Why does the bit about organic organs remind me of Discword?

"And what are all you... organs looking at"

8/10/2009 5:49:39 PM

#1004311
Big Jilm

Rock'n'roll was invented by black folks. I know you racist bastards like to pair blacks with the debbil.

Besides, your "Christian" Country and Western music celebrates alcoholism, ignorance, incest, bar-life, and beastiality.

So go break out your Tobey Keith album (or whichever manly man country star who feels so insecure in their sexuality that they need two first male names).

8/11/2009 5:40:17 AM

#1006600
Calgar C

as a musician and on behalf of half the musicians out there


GO FUCK YOUSELF!

8/14/2009 9:34:42 PM

#1006644
Trask

So... Lucifer was a big organ in the sky, but when he thought he was prettier than God, he became a fucking Stratocaster?

That is so goddamn awesome.

8/15/2009 12:59:41 AM

#1006990
Brain_In_A_Jar

You sure you haven't got mixed up with the Ainulindalë?

8/15/2009 10:20:06 AM

#1028505
Anonymous

Thats. fucking. RETARDED!

9/27/2009 6:36:25 PM

#1028507
The_Octopus

What the hell...

9/27/2009 6:39:20 PM

#1031408
Kieranfoy

Sing it with me, folks.

"I'm the Devil, I can do what I want!
Whatever I got, I'm gonna flaunt,
Never been a rockoof I've ever lost!"

Seriously, this oughta be a Tenacious D flick.

10/4/2009 9:29:33 AM

#1195594
Rapax Pringer

... I never thought I'd say this, but this is actually the most epic win quote I've ever read on this site.

8/21/2010 8:33:50 PM

#1195634
Justanotheratheist

I am speechless. No, really, this fool cannot be serious. Can he?

8/21/2010 11:32:15 PM

#1195843
The Duelist

Ah, Luke, the Force tells me that you've been neglecting your meds.

8/22/2010 12:53:20 PM

#1195886
Philbert McAdamia

his musical ability was disfigured and hindered

Huh? Have you ever heard christian music?
Seriously, have you ever heard that shit?

8/22/2010 2:12:17 PM

#1195902
Evilution Teacher

I don't like something so I am going to make up shit and claim that it is true!

8/22/2010 2:40:06 PM

#1224957


Why does this sound oddly sexual

11/8/2010 4:41:43 AM
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