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#963696
Adrian
The fucktardedness is strong with this one...
5/31/2009 2:20:54 AM
#963709
Drax
Hell is sounding better and better. Instead of all that boring harp stuff for all eternity, at least we get to hear lucifer fart out some decent tunes.
5/31/2009 4:03:11 AM
#963713
Too funny to be a Poe.
5/31/2009 4:18:01 AM
#963720
Xotan
As an angel, how could Lucifer be organic?
Really this is the greatest load of twaddle!
5/31/2009 4:58:42 AM
#963729
Canadiest
"play me,,,the best song in the world,,,or I'll eat your souls"
Yeah, that's comedy, dude
5/31/2009 5:57:15 AM
#963737
Buddtee
When he fell, perhaps his musical ability was disfigured and hindered, and that is why we have the most insidious depraved decrepit music of all times . the mere through of it causes human ears to bleed .,And men to vomit .yes the devil music is called "Christan rock" .
It robs you of you're will and your locks your Brain in a cerebral mind numbing prison from witch their is seldom any escape.
5/31/2009 6:47:04 AM
#963739
Clown
And thus the religion of Darwinism,whose believers believe in Darwinis, father of rock, was born.
And Darwinis, father of rock, had many children, of which the most famous are Evo Luti, creator of metal, and Evi Luti, mother of punk.
5/31/2009 6:53:59 AM
#963750
youraftermyrobotbee
+5 points for the creative idea. -100 for being a fucking lunatic.
5/31/2009 7:57:36 AM
#963758
Mayhem
Tabrets and pipes? I think you're confusing Lucifer with Azathoth.
5/31/2009 8:28:26 AM
#963762
John
So Lucifer fell and inspired rock music some time in the early 1950's? I guess that must be one of those biblical prophesies we're always hearing about, since Isaiah wrote about it 2,800 years ago.
5/31/2009 8:32:24 AM
#963769
Marc
Despite the fact that rock and roll et. al. have only been around for what, 50 years? Compared to even your estimate of 6000 years.
Yeah, that's got to be it.
5/31/2009 8:59:25 AM
#963816
GreasetrapTheViking
This sounds like it should be a Tenacious D song/movie.
5/31/2009 10:55:23 AM
#963830
Grigadil
I'm thinking, accordions and bagpipes.
5/31/2009 11:40:08 AM
#963876
Selkie
I'm surprised this brilliant music critic didn't mention OutKast.
5/31/2009 2:26:59 PM
#963884
Slayer
Making up shit for Jesus again, AV?
5/31/2009 2:44:46 PM
#963894
atrasicarius
5/31/2009 2:58:20 PM
#963916
Thejebusfire
[It also sounds as though Lucifer was created as an organic organ. A living musical instrument. The tabrets and pipes were IN him.]
Shit, no wonder they guy rebeled.
[When he fell, perhaps his musical ability was disfigured and hindered, and that is why we have rock and roll and heavy metal and rap music, because it is the sounds that the devil produces from his corrupted body.]
Nevermind the fact that we have rock and hip hop Christian bands.
Oh wait, their not "real Christians" are they?
5/31/2009 3:17:32 PM
#963967
JoeSchmo
JESUS PLAYS HEAVY METAL CONTRABASSOON LOL XD
5/31/2009 6:07:57 PM
#963982
laughingcow
Does country then come from a really drunk angel?
5/31/2009 7:46:10 PM
#964024
yep, thats right.
the source of all evil is a super villain made of pipes that blare rap music.
thats almost as stupid as you for believing it.
6/1/2009 1:27:41 AM
#964025
*crying*
GOD DAMMIT JIMMY YOU PROMISED ME NO MORE CRACK!!!
6/1/2009 1:28:22 AM
#964209
Javascap
Let's play the Lucifer! :D
6/1/2009 11:45:50 AM
#964231
Jedi Knight
Been reading the Silmarillion, have we?
6/1/2009 12:23:10 PM
#964234
Morrigan
What... but... mmmmm
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WTF Award for this one
6/1/2009 12:31:18 PM
#964260
Clown
Creepiest metal I have ever heard: google "Tornado- Coming of the King" album.
6/1/2009 1:47:40 PM
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