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#961955
C_V
what the ever-loving FUCK??
5/27/2009 5:49:33 PM
#963498
Night Jaguar
WTF?
5/30/2009 4:01:44 PM
#963499
aaa
Beatboxing is music of the devil?
5/30/2009 4:06:26 PM
#963503
Amanda
Uh...yeah. So where'd you buy the crack?
5/30/2009 4:08:36 PM
#963504
Zabimaru
What never stops to entertain (and scare the crap out of me) is that these people seem to actually, really, honestly believe that these fantasies of theirs have some connection to reality. I mean, maybe they don't think that they've actually seen a Lucifer pipe organ in real life, but I'm sure this guy at least thinks that it has scriptural basis.
5/30/2009 4:09:19 PM
#963508
EvoPagan
I can tell I'm going to get a lot of use out of this one.
5/30/2009 4:11:06 PM
#963509
rw23
If the music of Judas Priest comes from the corrupted body of the devil, then I'll learn to live with it.
After all, why not?
5/30/2009 4:16:45 PM
#963511
tilt
So where does techno come from?
5/30/2009 4:19:11 PM
#963519
Dr. Novakaine
Listen, I hate rap, too, but I'm not going around calling it a tool of the devil. Why? Because I have something called "rational thought." Try it sometime, you might like it if your brain doesn't fry under the strain.
5/30/2009 4:26:40 PM
#963526
Old Viking
Hah! You should hear the sounds that emanate from my corrupted body.
5/30/2009 4:32:10 PM
#963529
Darwin's Lil' Girl
...I have a lovely new jacket for you...it keeps your arms by your side.
My brother heard this and said "... ... ... What the F*ck?"
5/30/2009 4:35:51 PM
#963531
NonProphet
AV1611 has his own site?
The madness never ends.
5/30/2009 4:40:36 PM
#963533
You, sir, are a moron.
5/30/2009 4:42:13 PM
#963535
solomongrundy
'...perhaps his musical ability was disfigured and hindered....'
Or alternatively, perhaps you're a delusional halfwit wasting their life inventing ridiculous pseudo-Biblical fan-fic.
I know which alternative the smart money's on.
5/30/2009 4:43:36 PM
#963538
Sanity
Satan is made from electric guitars?
5/30/2009 4:48:08 PM
#963539
Dio Fa
This is your brain on drugs and religion.
5/30/2009 4:50:03 PM
#963540
POSW
"When he fell, perhaps his musical ability was disfigured and hindered, and that is why we have rock and roll and heavy metal and rap music, because it is the sounds that the devil produces from his corrupted body."
Someone needs to write a metal song about this. Preferably a thrash metal song, but death metal works, too.
5/30/2009 4:51:07 PM
#963542
Elphada
organic organ: Now that's a visual.
5/30/2009 4:55:13 PM
#963544
D Laurier.
Utter batshit insanity
5/30/2009 4:58:02 PM
#963552
fundiesRtehlulz
Rock and Roll = Devil farts
5/30/2009 5:09:34 PM
#963554
That's some crazy shit right there.
5/30/2009 5:10:46 PM
#963555
Which explains why rock n' roll is evil.
This is some creative insanity.
5/30/2009 5:11:09 PM
#963556
Porky Pine
This is bad even by AV1611's standard.
5/30/2009 5:12:21 PM
#963558
That whole thread is hilarious. People are nuts.
5/30/2009 5:14:02 PM
#963559
Rat of Steel
(Elphada)
"organic organ: Now that's a visual."
*chuckles, then smiles* Well, human lungs are often colloquially known as "pipes", especially when referring to talented singers.
5/30/2009 5:14:32 PM
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