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I imagine a scenario where we learn that those who weren't saved weren't "real". What I mean is that I view the world as a kind of tester/simulator. The elect are put into the simulator to develop and test their souls. Those around us that are not saved are part of the simulation. They seem real to us, but in the end they turn out not to be.

Nothing in scripture supports this, but this is how I took the verses about the potter creating vessels for ignoble purposes and some for noble purposes.


ClarionCall, RR 103 Comments [5/1/2009 9:51:56 AM]
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#949804
lonelocust

At least he's rejecting the idea of eternal torment. There's a shred of decency in that. I just feel full of positivity today.

5/1/2009 10:01:06 PM
#949812
Orion

Oh no! A Solipsist! If we destroy him we'll cease to exist!

/Dresden Codak

5/1/2009 10:18:27 PM
#949840
Mrs. Antichrist

Quite the sociopathic way of looking at things.

5/2/2009 12:53:40 AM
#949856


Reminds me of this:
http://www.matazone.co.uk/animpages/mr_snaffleburger_is_not_real.html

5/2/2009 2:17:45 AM
#949940
Flynn Taggart

"NO i must fight the demons!" Calrion said.

then Jesus said: "No Calrion, you ARE the demons."

And then Calrion was the antichrist.

5/2/2009 7:49:02 AM
#949941
The Jamo

Taking the RED PILL for Jesus????

5/2/2009 7:51:38 AM
#949952
Porky Pine

The Matrix has you.

5/2/2009 8:35:30 AM
#949965
Philbert McAdamia

I imagine a scenario where this is all a pipe dream. Hell on earth, and the fundies and republicans are the devils put here to test and torment me.

5/2/2009 9:21:47 AM
#949974
funinfundie

That is frightening. What an easy way to dehumanize everyone who doesn't believe exactly what you do.

5/2/2009 9:37:00 AM
#949990
ericm6

Thats strange...I know that I'm real...and would somebody just become real if they convert to christianity, or become not real if they deconvert?

5/2/2009 10:05:46 AM
#950184
QT

God, isn't God a shit!

5/2/2009 8:01:32 PM
#950303
Muskrat

Solipsists unite!

Oh wait...

5/3/2009 5:39:20 AM
#950669
Equalist

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own."
- Adam from mythbusters

5/3/2009 9:31:52 PM
#950960
Brenz

Well at least we'll have an interesting insight into how people like you justify their inevitable homicidal rampages.

"Oh no no," said the hashashin, "You don't understand; what I killed was a simulacrum."

5/4/2009 8:16:29 AM
#950961
Brenz

Also -- how exactly do you bend that kind of upfuckery out of a metaphor that says "There are good and bad people in the world"?

5/4/2009 8:17:35 AM
#951626


"Nothing in scripture supports this"

So you admit you're simply pulling it out of your arse. Heretic.

5/5/2009 4:16:49 PM
#951643
Godbuster

I think therefore I am. You're not thinking, what does that mean?

5/5/2009 5:23:44 PM
#951711


so does this mean you fuckers are going to stop knocking on the god damn door on Sunday at 8:00 in the god damn morning?










cool :)

5/5/2009 8:18:10 PM
#951870
Adrian

@#951711: if they don't, I suggest having the stereo blaring "Festival of Life" by Kevin Bloody Wilson when you answer the door, they should get the message :P

5/6/2009 7:13:14 AM
#951933
Snarky

16 year-old sci-fi fantasy plotline from hell.

5/6/2009 11:14:08 AM
#952108
Poopskin

Oh, RR...
I laughed, i cried, i cried some more and i facepalmed so hard i crushed my skull in.

5/6/2009 5:56:12 PM
#954660
Shadoboy

So, god is in heaven giggling while his children are being made fun of by computer generated people because of their stupid arguments?

...I should use that idea for this sci-fi story contest I'm entering.

5/12/2009 10:30:04 PM
#956192
Liangnui

So, you're Agent Smith or Neo?

5/15/2009 11:36:06 PM
#1241298
radda

I bet this is the kind of stuff they jerk off to.

"I`m.... so... important GYAAHHGHAaaaahhh..."

1/4/2011 12:36:34 PM
#1241311
Anon-e-moose

"I imagine a scenario where we learn that those who weren't saved weren't "real". What I mean is that I view the world as a kind of tester/simulator. The elect are put into the simulator to develop and test their souls. Those around us that are not saved are part of the simulation. They seem real to us, but in the end they turn out not to be."

PROTIP: The films "Lawnmower Man", "Tron/Legacy" & "The Matrix", as well as the anime series "Ghost in the Shell", are not documentaries. Reality exists. Your 'God' doesn't.

Deal with it.

1/4/2011 1:01:07 PM
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