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I imagine a scenario where we learn that those who weren't saved weren't "real". What I mean is that I view the world as a kind of tester/simulator. The elect are put into the simulator to develop and test their souls. Those around us that are not saved are part of the simulation. They seem real to us, but in the end they turn out not to be.

Nothing in scripture supports this, but this is how I took the verses about the potter creating vessels for ignoble purposes and some for noble purposes.


ClarionCall, RR 103 Comments [5/1/2009 9:51:56 AM]
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#949632


You sound like a psychopath. Get help.

5/1/2009 1:57:29 PM
#949635
Xotan

Are you nuts? Seems likely!

5/1/2009 2:00:26 PM
#949636
Swedish Pagan

Idiot! Just 'cause you imagine something does not mean it's real. The world is it, nothing else is certain. You have to make the best of what you have here. Be kind to those around you, give to those who need it, love thy neighbor as yourself.

You said it yourself; "nothing in scripture supports this".

"If I'm not real, does that mean I get to stop paying my bills? " No, that does not work, I have forgotten to pay some bills, but they only send reminders... Or, maybe I'm one of the real ones? But, I haven't even taken holy communion, not once. But I know quite a lot of latin. Ego te absolvo. Fiat lux. Coitus interuptus. Nah, that last one was on a completely different issue... :-P

5/1/2009 2:02:17 PM
#949650
EmpireOrange

Dont worry, Neo will save us all.....soon, as you guys like to put it.

5/1/2009 2:46:01 PM
#949653
Spaceamoeba

Meh he is only playing round with simulation theory. I'm a big fan of that philosophy.

If he believes it on the other hand, then there is a problem...

5/1/2009 2:51:06 PM
#949655
WMDkitty

That's... actually kinda surreal. Whoa. Pass the bong, man!

5/1/2009 2:51:41 PM
#949656
Mudak

The surest way, in my opinion, to ensure that someone exists, is to have sex with them. As I have never had intimate relations of any kind -- and furthermore would never want them -- with a fundie, I can reasonably state, then, that fundies don't exist.



5/1/2009 2:53:42 PM
#949658
Spaceamoeba

Also I may add that if this simulation were the case, to play it out you would have to do those things like "love thy neighbor, etc", like others have already mentioned here.

Also though theres many flaws in your theory. What if this were all a game and actually it's not god running your other reality?

5/1/2009 2:56:54 PM
#949662
anonymous

I actually really like this idea.
It implies two very convenient things:

1. Since I am not 'real', I do not have free will and therefore cannot possibly be sent to Hell for any of my actions.

2. Since I am not 'real', there is no need to attempt to save me since I have no soul.

Guys, this is fucking perfect.

5/1/2009 3:06:36 PM
#949671
RevDG

fuck calvinism, its such bullshit and this only goes to show how fucking idiotic calvinists are

5/1/2009 3:51:07 PM
#949675
werewolf

A guzunder and a decorative vase are designed for different purposes. Who decides which one is noble and the other ig?

And you're right. Your scrips support none of these ravings.

5/1/2009 4:05:41 PM
#949680
Illuminatalie

Disturbingly dehumanizing, but sounds like this one isn't entirely comfortable with the logical results of their genocidal fantasies. Even they have a problem with the idea of killing so many HUMANS so they have to make their victims - not.

5/1/2009 4:29:17 PM
#949691


So I'm a figment of your imagination?

5/1/2009 4:55:31 PM
#949696
John

It's kind of like fishing: you dangle a tasty worm in front of the fish, and if he tries to eat it, he ends up in the frying pan. Same with the Christian fundie's God: He dangles sex, drugs and rock 'n roll in front of you, and if you enjoy them instead of going home and reading your Bible, you end up in the Lake O' Fire®

5/1/2009 5:39:02 PM
#949700
The_Raven

Well, because of my political ideals, I doubt that you would consider me "saved."

Odd... I feel real.

5/1/2009 5:45:35 PM
#949703
Pule Thamex

Funny how all the 'real', special, chosen people are all as thick as shit and unintentionally humourous, including, of course, you. Presumably, your particular stupidity makes you want appear to be special and elite to compensate for your low self esteem. And if you didn't express yourselves so malignantly, I'd be inclined to look on you with a degree of sympathy. But instead, ha, ha, ha!

5/1/2009 5:57:01 PM
#949717
Tallyho

@illuminatalie

That's what I thought too.

This Fundie is obviously having difficulty with the horrendous and unjust fate their God has for billions of people so is looking for a way to explain that God wouldn't do such a thing.


5/1/2009 6:35:36 PM
#949718
CatAnon

When one's ego has inflated so large that they don't even call their fellow man "real", I have only two words.

Fuck. You.

5/1/2009 6:38:24 PM
#949720
Bunny Boy

I don't know, I guess "all the people I dislike are simulations" is slightly better than "all the people I dislike are going to be tortured for all eternity." I say good on you. You seem to be improving somewhat.

5/1/2009 6:49:34 PM
#949728
Miykael Poly

Someone watched Matrix and the 13th floor and then had nightmares about them.


5/1/2009 7:13:11 PM
#949735
Nyssa of Aachen

Re:draco_nite's Post
Well, I prefer the V for Vendetta "skin" for my external self, rather than the default, but that's just me...
(One annoying thing, with said skin, however, is the compulsion to speak in "cod-shakespearian" speech patterns...).
Yours,
Agent Smith Ver.2.91.03 Beta 3

5/1/2009 7:27:16 PM
#949765
anaxthema

I'm real, douchebag! ... or am I? MAUAHAHAHA!

5/1/2009 8:08:58 PM
#949789
Vince

really? are you so lacking in arguments against atheists that you now try to deny our existence?

5/1/2009 9:16:30 PM
#949790
Lunar-Xero

Omg I love the Matrix Movies!... Wait we aren't talking about that? My bad

5/1/2009 9:16:50 PM
#949799
Antichrist

Well that gives you a decent out for hating them and even killing them, doesn't it.

After all, we're not real.

5/1/2009 9:53:04 PM
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