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Every true Christian has heard the accusation that “Christians just defend the Bible with the Bible” as if that were an evil or a sign of automatic lack of rigorous proof. In reality, it is those who are slaves to non-creating speech that answer the Bible with the more of non-creating speech and continually appeal to the non-creating nature of THEIR speech as evidence of the supposed lack of creation within ALL speech as if their speech was the only speech in total reality. They actually do what they falsely accuse Christians to doing: speak a word which is powerless to create and answer God through us with more of non-creating speech as if it were its own proof of truth simply for being spoken.

Unknown, Christian Clarity Review 74 Comments [4/30/2009 9:04:00 PM]
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#949217
WMDkitty

Um, you *do* use the Bible to defend/justify the Bible, and that's CIRCULAR LOGIC. What does this have to do with "creating speech" and "non-creating speech", anyway? I mean, your speech certainly isn't "creating" anything but annoyance...

4/30/2009 9:09:10 PM

#949220
wackadoodle

I see words, but they dont sseem to fit together in any meaningful way.

4/30/2009 9:18:23 PM

#949221
CatAnon

Oh yeah? Well you speak as though we speak of your non-creating speech in a way that sounds like the speaking of your speech is to speak of a speeching speech when your speech is a redundant speech!

WORD-FUCKING-SALAD!


4/30/2009 9:20:42 PM

#949224
BeemerRefugee1990

You know, I learned about run-on sentences in 5th grade ...

Oh nevermind, your parents pulled you out and homeschooled you after third, didn't they?

4/30/2009 9:27:02 PM

#949226
MPW

The name of the site is the punchline. When I read that is when I actually chuckled aloud.

4/30/2009 9:30:50 PM

#949231
HeathenAngel

I like Ranch Dressing with my word salad, please and thank you.

4/30/2009 9:36:25 PM

#949232
werewolf

Sorry, unknown, you lost me. Completely.

4/30/2009 9:44:49 PM

#949235
rubber chicken

This is the written equivilant of white noise.

4/30/2009 9:57:20 PM

#949237
Papabear

I think the problem is your use of cretin speech.

4/30/2009 9:59:15 PM

#949241
Lil' Blasphemer

I know all those words and what they mean, but this makes no sense.

4/30/2009 10:23:02 PM

#949242


Our refutation is that you support your claims with the exact same claims. We, on the other hand, back our claims with evidence. Your claim seems to be that, because the evidence backs our claims, it must be discounted.

In addition, your statement is worded more confusingly than the Magic: The Gathering Unhinged set card "Ambiguity". The card's text was specifically worded to be confusing.

4/30/2009 10:36:26 PM

#949243
chrisinmanc

ah, thanks for the clarity...

4/30/2009 10:36:58 PM

#949244
Orestes

They say if one million monkeys worked on one one million typewriters for one million years, they will eventually produce Shakespeare.

Following this logic, I am fairly certain this nonsense was created by a single chimpanzee after a couple pints of Daiquiri and select amphetamines, in a single night on morse code.


4/30/2009 10:43:41 PM

#949245
Eimiilove

...You keep saying that. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Also... uhm WAT.

4/30/2009 10:47:14 PM

#949247
Dexter

Translation please. What is he talking about? I'm lost after the first sentence.

Too much christian clarity I suppose...

4/30/2009 10:55:41 PM

#949248
Dogmeat

wut

4/30/2009 10:56:02 PM

#949253
Morrigan

Cesar Word Salad

4/30/2009 11:19:13 PM

#949254


it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying YOUR MOM

4/30/2009 11:22:42 PM

#949256
God

Eliza, that you?

4/30/2009 11:30:28 PM

#949259
davros

that was painful to read and totally devoid of any meaning

edit due to brain damage from reading the OP

4/30/2009 11:33:54 PM

#949260
Thinking Allowed


4/30/2009 11:43:36 PM

#949262
Swedish Pagan

Did that make any sense at all? Anybody?

Isn't it the "true" Christians who say that it is so 'cause they (or God) say so? We others, the normal Christians, the agnostics and the atheists, we want evidence, tangible proofs, tests that give the same result over and over again, regardles of where or whoever runs the test.

What does "creating-speech" mean? Every speech creates something. Maybe a debate, maybe a fight, maybe sweet love, maybe just irritation or boredom...

4/30/2009 11:46:39 PM

#949264
WWWWolf

You speak of the lack of Creation in the speech like you'd be speaking of the lack of Cowbell.

WTF?

5/1/2009 12:03:59 AM

#949265
Nowonmai

as if that were an evil or a sign of automatic lack of rigorous proof.

That is exactly what it is. Too bad you're too thick to see that.

5/1/2009 12:08:01 AM

#949266
Tallyho

Christian Clarity Review

Like fuck is it!

5/1/2009 12:36:14 AM
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