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Quote# 61765

Plan B -- the drug that allows guys to breathe a sigh of relief the morning after using some chick for selfish pleasure -- will now be available to 17-year-olds without a prescription.

Who cares that she's not even old enough to buy a pack of cigarettes legally? Get her drunk on wine coolers, get what you want, then the next morning, take her to CVS to get Plan B and make sure there's no chance the slut will show up in a few months talking child support payments and DNA tests.

So guys, if you screw a 17-year-old and "forget" to use a condom, remember: Nothing says "thanks a lot, you cheap whore" like the gift of Plan B!

Robert Stacy McCain, The Other McCain 69 Comments [4/28/2009 9:59:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Sayna
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#947957
Doomie 22

"Nothing says "thanks a lot, you cheap whore" like the gift of Plan B!"

Except an unwanted pregnancy.

4/28/2009 3:44:31 PM

#947963
Philbert McAdamia

Damn! When I was 17 there wasn't any cool shit like this.

4/28/2009 4:12:14 PM

#948006
I had to take it once...

Of course, it was 10 BC pills back then and they gave you a refill for 5 of them... Why you ask?

BECAUSE THE VAST MAJORITY OF WOMEN THREW UP AT LEAST ONE OF THE TWO DOSES.

I didn't, but I can tell you it was hell on my system. Robert, ironically the name the guy who raped me called his penis, why don't YOU take a pack of Plan B and tell me how you feel a few hours later? You'll be asking to DIAF.

4/28/2009 6:41:41 PM

#948033
clockworkgirl21

So, you want this young girl who isn't even old enough to buy cigarettes or beer to be stuck with a baby?

4/28/2009 7:58:09 PM

#948050


It's sure as shit a better gift than a fucking baby. Everybody wins! What's the downside? Oh noes more sexy teenagers having sex? the horrors, the horrors.

4/28/2009 8:55:00 PM

#948053
Hoodie Ninja

Come on, the real whores just don't do anything and by the time they realize that they're pregnant they've slept with half the male population. And what's wrong with a WOMAN having sex before she is 18? Correct me if I'm wrong but was the normal age for marriage and conception around 11 or 12 at one time? (for hundreds of years?)

4/28/2009 9:14:33 PM

#948095
PWEOTWEB

Nobody's called Poe on this yet?

4/28/2009 10:29:57 PM

#948111
Charni

What do you mean "now available"?

I tool I similar drug when I was 17, no ID required, no parental agreement, no prescription. Granted I turned 18 a few months later, but that doesn't count when you want to go to a pub aged 17.

And it wasn't a one night stand, he was my boyfriend at the time.

4/28/2009 11:25:12 PM

#948135
jadehawk

typical fundie mindset: women only exist to be fucked and impregnated, they don't have opinions and desires of their own. so of course, Plan B is for MEN (most notably men who don't want the impregnating part, which is what makes them evil men), not women

*facepalm*

4/29/2009 12:28:20 AM

#948149
Orion

I... Uh.... ow!

I don't understand what Robert is saying, it's against Plan B, but, uh, I'm not sure how these sentences fit together.

4/29/2009 12:58:14 AM

#948151
Higgs Boson

Well this guy is going a bit heavy on the hyperbole, but I am pleased to see that he advocated using condoms in the final para.

I was half expecting him to suggest we completely ignore the biological fact that human beings have sexual impulses in favour of advocating pointless and self-righteous abstinence.

So at least give him that.

4/29/2009 12:58:39 AM

#948171
FMG

Not to be confused with Oral B... Real awkward when you get the wrong one.

4/29/2009 2:05:25 AM

#948265
arcturus

You won't get a girl's number with that kind of sweet talk

4/29/2009 6:48:43 AM

#948276
Mookie Blaylock

Yeah, you're right. It's much better to bring an unwanted baby into the world. Because that kid's going to have such a great life.

Dipstick.

4/29/2009 7:12:20 AM

#948345
Elphada

Nothing says thanks a lot like a DNA test and court ordered child support. What a gift for mother and child!

4/29/2009 9:01:26 AM

#948348
Jezebel's Evil Sister

"The Other McCain"?

Ah, I see the family resemblance. This one is also a clueless loser.

4/29/2009 9:06:29 AM

#948522
jesus-face tortilla

hmm, and here i was thanking my cheap whores with fucktons of quivering orgasms. it may seem antiquated to some, but i say it retains its old-world charm.

4/29/2009 1:10:54 PM

#949282
Sayna

RE: #947953: "This is the mindset among the vast majority of teens and young adults."

Hi, welcome to FSTDT. We like to back our shit up with facts here. Ignorant stereotypes just don't quite cut it.

5/1/2009 1:47:24 AM

#1060212
FSMpirate

Thank zombie jesus for 17 year old sluts. They're keeping me alive.

11/20/2009 9:21:54 AM
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