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"Nothing says "thanks a lot, you cheap whore" like the gift of Plan B!"
Except an unwanted pregnancy.
4/28/2009 3:44:31 PM
Damn! When I was 17 there wasn't any cool shit like this.
4/28/2009 4:12:14 PM
I had to take it once...
Of course, it was 10 BC pills back then and they gave you a refill for 5 of them... Why you ask?
BECAUSE THE VAST MAJORITY OF WOMEN THREW UP AT LEAST ONE OF THE TWO DOSES.
I didn't, but I can tell you it was hell on my system. Robert, ironically the name the guy who raped me called his penis, why don't YOU take a pack of Plan B and tell me how you feel a few hours later? You'll be asking to DIAF.
4/28/2009 6:41:41 PM
So, you want this young girl who isn't even old enough to buy cigarettes or beer to be stuck with a baby?
4/28/2009 7:58:09 PM
It's sure as shit a better gift than a fucking baby. Everybody wins! What's the downside? Oh noes more sexy teenagers having sex? the horrors, the horrors.
4/28/2009 8:55:00 PM
Come on, the real whores just don't do anything and by the time they realize that they're pregnant they've slept with half the male population. And what's wrong with a WOMAN having sex before she is 18? Correct me if I'm wrong but was the normal age for marriage and conception around 11 or 12 at one time? (for hundreds of years?)
4/28/2009 9:14:33 PM
Nobody's called Poe on this yet?
4/28/2009 10:29:57 PM
What do you mean "now available"?
I tool I similar drug when I was 17, no ID required, no parental agreement, no prescription. Granted I turned 18 a few months later, but that doesn't count when you want to go to a pub aged 17.
And it wasn't a one night stand, he was my boyfriend at the time.
4/28/2009 11:25:12 PM
typical fundie mindset: women only exist to be fucked and impregnated, they don't have opinions and desires of their own. so of course, Plan B is for MEN (most notably men who don't want the impregnating part, which is what makes them evil men), not women
4/29/2009 12:28:20 AM
I... Uh.... ow!
I don't understand what Robert is saying, it's against Plan B, but, uh, I'm not sure how these sentences fit together.
4/29/2009 12:58:14 AM
Well this guy is going a bit heavy on the hyperbole, but I am pleased to see that he advocated using condoms in the final para.
I was half expecting him to suggest we completely ignore the biological fact that human beings have sexual impulses in favour of advocating pointless and self-righteous abstinence.
So at least give him that.
4/29/2009 12:58:39 AM
Not to be confused with Oral B... Real awkward when you get the wrong one.
4/29/2009 2:05:25 AM
You won't get a girl's number with that kind of sweet talk
4/29/2009 6:48:43 AM
Yeah, you're right. It's much better to bring an unwanted baby into the world. Because that kid's going to have such a great life.
4/29/2009 7:12:20 AM
Nothing says thanks a lot like a DNA test and court ordered child support. What a gift for mother and child!
4/29/2009 9:01:26 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
"The Other McCain"?
Ah, I see the family resemblance. This one is also a clueless loser.
4/29/2009 9:06:29 AM
hmm, and here i was thanking my cheap whores with fucktons of quivering orgasms. it may seem antiquated to some, but i say it retains its old-world charm.
4/29/2009 1:10:54 PM
RE: #947953: "This is the mindset among the vast majority of teens and young adults."
Hi, welcome to FSTDT. We like to back our shit up with facts here. Ignorant stereotypes just don't quite cut it.
5/1/2009 1:47:24 AM
Thank zombie jesus for 17 year old sluts. They're keeping me alive.
11/20/2009 9:21:54 AM
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