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Plan B -- the drug that allows guys to breathe a sigh of relief the morning after using some chick for selfish pleasure -- will now be available to 17-year-olds without a prescription.

Who cares that she's not even old enough to buy a pack of cigarettes legally? Get her drunk on wine coolers, get what you want, then the next morning, take her to CVS to get Plan B and make sure there's no chance the slut will show up in a few months talking child support payments and DNA tests.

So guys, if you screw a 17-year-old and "forget" to use a condom, remember: Nothing says "thanks a lot, you cheap whore" like the gift of Plan B!

Robert Stacy McCain, The Other McCain 70 Comments [4/28/2009 9:59:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Sayna
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Botulism!

I have just learned more about this guy's personal sexual habits than I ever needed to know.

4/28/2009 10:03:17 AM

Headache

Strange because religious right wing nutcases have always looked upon women as "something to use for selfish pleasure". It's even in your bible.

So what is the problem with this pill? I guess it's not that it will prevent a potential pregnancy but that the WOMAN can decide herself and doesn't have to follow her slave master.

4/28/2009 10:08:01 AM

Illuminatalie

the drug that allows guys to breathe a sigh of relief the morning after using some chick for selfish pleasure
vs
make sure there's no chance the slut will show up in a few months talking child support payments and DNA tests.
So which is it, taking advantage of an innocent child or being ensnared by a slut? Robert Stacy McCain, too bad you hate yourself. Directing your hate on women won't change that.

4/28/2009 10:12:38 AM

Dio Fa

The voice of experience?

4/28/2009 10:14:46 AM

Grigadil

Madam Olga, please tickle this dipshit with a Louisville Slugger.

4/28/2009 10:14:56 AM

Shadoboy

Except people get the pills BEFORE having sex and not after. It's called 'prevention'.

4/28/2009 10:18:20 AM

Osiris

Here's the thing, teenagers are going to have sex and no amount of "LALALALALLAA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" is going to change that.
I would rather they have safe sex then get pregnant and forced to carry to term a child they could not love or care for.

4/28/2009 10:25:29 AM

ChristPuncher

*sigh* young love

4/28/2009 10:25:59 AM

Sayna

Actually Shadoboy, Plan B (AKA Emergency Contraception or The Morning After Pill) is taken after sex, but it is just essentially a stronger dose of the birth control pills that millions of women take every day. It's used to prevent pregnancy in situations like a broken condom, rape, or other contraceptive failure/lack of use. (Many say that it's an abortion, but that's because they're using an ideological definition of pregnancy rather than a medical one. It won't do anything if you're already pregnant.)

And yeah, I think this guy is projecting. Notice how the girl was basically tricked into it and had no sexual agency of her own? Headache is probably right when (s)he says that this is more about them being pissed that the woman has control in this situation.

4/28/2009 10:26:32 AM

Zeus Almighty

"Nothing says 'thanks a lot, you cheap whore' like the gift of Plan B!"

I always find it's a nice touch to gift wrap it. It's the little things that make life worthwhile, after all

4/28/2009 10:29:14 AM

Amanda

Thanks for the advice! No more abstinence for me!

4/28/2009 10:41:18 AM

Giveitaday

There are for more uses for emergency contraception than the idiotic drivel you have spewed. The manner in which you have chosen to ignore those uses speaks volumes about your opinion of women.

4/28/2009 10:41:48 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

the drug that allows guys to breathe a sigh of relief the morning after using some chick for selfish pleasure

You evidently have an extremely limited, negative conception of casual or otherwise short term sexuality, and female sexuality in general.

4/28/2009 10:42:02 AM

Will

Somebody did not get any action in highschool.

4/28/2009 10:46:25 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Worst straw man ever.

4/28/2009 10:50:24 AM

JesusPleases

I thought nothing said "thanks a lot you cheap whore" like an unwanted baby?

4/28/2009 10:59:08 AM

John_in_Oz

Thant's a pretty nasty spin on your sexual fantasies there, Robert.
You'll be disappointed to know that your plan is against the law.

4/28/2009 11:01:56 AM

Paschal Wagner

Just because nobody's ever slept with you voluntarily...

4/28/2009 11:03:40 AM

Saika

@Sayna

I think Shadoboy meant they buy the pill before sex and then use it afterwards but I could be wrong.

I can understand someone being so worried about a breaking condom that they have emergency measures already on hand but I would assume most would buy it after.

4/28/2009 11:12:17 AM



Just another fundy showing their true colors with regard to their views on abortion and birth control; it's all about "punish the sluts" (even the male ones, apparently), and really has nothing to do with "life".

4/28/2009 11:18:23 AM

shykid

Nothing says "I'm an insecure misogynist with severe control issues" like denying women their reproductive rights.

4/28/2009 11:18:48 AM

Gawd



Great advice. Thanks!

4/28/2009 11:22:47 AM

aaa

What an utter knob.

4/28/2009 11:31:20 AM



A. She's not old enough to buy cigarettes legally
therefore
B. She's old enough to have a man much older than her get her drunk enough on wine coolers to have it not only be statutory rape but also sexual assault/battery

But it's her fault. Okay, thanks. I think I get it now.

(The age of access to Plan B and all other forms of contraception should be the same as the legal age of consent. Uh, duh?)

4/28/2009 11:32:17 AM

Swedish Pagan

Misogynist! Guys can drag the girls all they want, the girls can get out through the back or simply not take the pill. Girls are not bimbo dolls with no will of their own. It takes two to tango, if she's a cheap whore, then so is he. And the pill is not fool proof, either, she might still show up in a few months, and if you have "forgotten" to use a condom - you had it comming!

As a side note; it's more fun to have mutual pleasure.

4/28/2009 11:40:00 AM
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