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#944729
Oh dear.
Do you always repeat yorself?
4/23/2009 12:19:43 PM
#944731
Perdurabo
So before the fall, they ate & drank LITERALLY for shits & giggles? Am I reading this right?
4/23/2009 12:21:30 PM
#944733
Perdurabo
sorry double post
4/23/2009 12:22:49 PM
#944734
Big Jilm
And now your god punishes the rest of humanity for the sins of the parents? Am I hearing you correctly?
4/23/2009 12:28:06 PM
#944738
Zeus Almighty
Your "god" punished the animals because of something Adam and Eve did?
What a bastard!
4/23/2009 12:33:00 PM
#944739
breakerslion
Best proof ever that Genesis is a Fairy Tale.
4/23/2009 12:33:51 PM
#944740
Ken
So they didn't get their digestive systems until later or did God know when he was creating everything that they'd screw up and need them?
4/23/2009 12:35:03 PM
#944741
shykid
...what? You made observation A, then you jumped to conclusion C, but you left out an explanatory B to show how A results in C.
And, dude, you may need people to explain everything to you as verbosely and redundantly as possible, but for the rest of us, it's annoying and can actually make you slightly harder to understand.
4/23/2009 12:39:50 PM
#944742
Swedish Pagan
Do you also believe that if you say that there is no fairies a fairy will die? And that Santa lives at the North Pole? It is so 'cause it says so in the bible, and it says so 'cause it is so?
We want book, chapter and verse, not your childish beliefs in a (very scary) bed time story.
4/23/2009 12:40:39 PM
#944745
i have an idea
we need to register fake names on RR and then we can go after them and make fun of them. These guys on this site are a bunch of idiots and we need to let them know that to there faces. Just register a 10 minute mail address and go ape wild.
4/23/2009 12:42:11 PM
#944746
i have an idea
we need to register fake names on RR and then we can go after them and make fun of them. These guys on this site are a bunch of idiots and we need to let them know that to there faces. Just register a 10 minute mail address and go ape wild.
4/23/2009 12:42:45 PM
#944747
shykid
@idea:
Nah, it's futile. They don't take reasonable people seriously. Plus, they're also really quick and eager to pull out their ban-hammer and smite people with it. Besides, I don't want them coming over here and doing the same thing to us.
4/23/2009 12:46:11 PM
#944750
Brain_In_A_Jar
If the price of eternal life is being so mentally crippled that you don't even have the concept of good and bad, then it's too high.
4/23/2009 12:49:14 PM
#944751
Sigh....Isn't there any part of what you just wrote that prompts you to think, just for second, that it's just a story?
4/23/2009 12:50:25 PM
#944753
Doctor Whom
Your own Bible disagrees with you:
Gen. 1:29-30: And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which [is] upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which [is] the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein [there is] life, [I have given] every green herb for meat: and it was so.
4/23/2009 12:52:42 PM
#944755
toothache
It's so logical!
4/23/2009 12:57:45 PM
#944756
Dio Fa
Are you done yet? Then answer Paradigm's question.
4/23/2009 12:59:14 PM
#944757
Hellbound Alleee
I don't think it's so outrageous to say so. It's Genesis, after all. If the book is silly, then why wouldn't the rationalizations be, also? The stuff Ken Ham makes up about this is a lot more weird and interesting.
In fact, it's more like an argument against the bible, than a terrible, terrible thing for a fundie to say.
4/23/2009 1:02:58 PM
#944758
Papabear
OK, I've thought about it...again and again. The Bible's creation stories are ridiculous. I recommend that YOU think about it a little more.
4/23/2009 1:04:41 PM
#944759
Osiris
Okay but now how did they sin? If they didn't eat then they wouldn't have eaten from the Tree of Good and Evil. And God wouldn't have bothered telling them about the Tree in the first place, because he wouldn't have to worry about them eating it because they don't eat. And why would God design our bodies with a digestive system if he never meant for us to eat things in the first place?
The best part is that I knew this would happen. What we have witnessed here people isn't just a bat shit insane post. It's apologetic gone so far that it has now actually contradicted and destroyed the very faith it was supposed to defend. If you have any linger doubts about abandoning Christianity, I would drop them now.
4/23/2009 1:04:54 PM
#944761
Biochemistry fail.
4/23/2009 1:05:12 PM
#944773
szena
So what you're saying is that the humans your god created are not at all the same as humans today.
4/23/2009 1:21:32 PM
#944785
aaa
And how does that work?
4/23/2009 1:34:46 PM
#944788
Blackvoice
They were robots! I knew it!
4/23/2009 1:35:49 PM
#944794
Barikada
Isn't gluttony a sin?
4/23/2009 1:39:56 PM
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