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Quote# 61643

The verchi chip, is it the mark of the beat it says that you must get it on may 12 or you cant buy or sell?
well it sounds like it to me, what will god do with the people who dont accept will they be tortured or hung or beheaded or will god let them die peacfully and live forever in heaven?

Aaron G, Yahoo answers 33 Comments [4/25/2009 10:17:21 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback
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#946401
Porky Pine

Ah, Yahoo answers. The only place that makes Youtube look like a MENSA meeting.

4/26/2009 5:33:12 AM

#946446
Moondog

(after not getting his Mark)
"They said you were hung."
"And they were right!"

4/26/2009 8:54:45 AM

#946522
Mr. Creazil

Must.. resist... obvious... hung... joke...

4/26/2009 12:28:08 PM

#946772
ozznova

What the hell, now I want to start a band called "The Mark of the Beat."

Also, who the hell is getting chips in their right hands or foreheads? Please. Everyone knows you get it in the butt.

4/26/2009 8:14:39 PM

#946911
NonProphet

Ah, the Verichip conspiracy theory from Zeitgeist rears its ugly head again.

The problem is that the date mentioned is May 12, 2008.
So, unless someone's built a time machine, I don't think there's much crediblity to this crap.

4/27/2009 3:17:18 AM

#946990
Mister Spak

wat

4/27/2009 5:13:49 AM

#947167
tracer

A google search of "verchi" showed this Yahoo! Answer, and this FSTDT page, as the top hits.

It took me a while to figure out that he's talking about the VeriChip.

4/27/2009 11:13:27 AM

#1017543
Trask

Out of those choices? I'd like to be hung.

-Ba dum, pish-

9/5/2009 1:17:24 AM
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