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Rock music is the Satanic music because it inspires the youth to go out and desecrate the name of the Lord. It is dangerous for a Christian society. Bands like Creed and Switchfoot are only further allowing for Satan to penetrate and rape the Church. That is gay as hell.

Antaeus, Furrs Fur Christ 112 Comments [4/21/2009 6:53:28 AM]
Fundie Index: 71
WTF?! || meh

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#943411
fudgethis

Poe

4/21/2009 6:59:39 AM

#943412
Dan Onymous

Please, please, please, please let me watch when you tell Lemmy he's gay.

4/21/2009 6:59:41 AM

#943416
practical_god

Furries for Christ?

No. I'm sorry. No.

4/21/2009 7:03:43 AM

#943417
atheist crusader

rape the church, what a great title for a song. i may just mention it to my band!

4/21/2009 7:04:47 AM

#943418
practical_god

Ah-ha! So, that's how the double posts happen. By page refreshing.

4/21/2009 7:07:48 AM

#943422


It´s music. And music is not gay by definition(and neither can churches be raped, not even metaphorally).

4/21/2009 7:15:28 AM

#943423
Swedish Pagan

Oh no, not this old schtick again! First it was jazz music, then blues, then rock, then disco. Most music does not concern itself with the Lord at all, the themes are mostly secular; love is the dominant one (which it has been since the dawn of man, I guess). Since the church is still here and going strong, guess music has no real impact on Christianity.

4/21/2009 7:16:39 AM

#943424
CF

Wait.... waitwaitwait.

Furries?

For Christ?

I... I'm not sure I can suspend disbelief that much.

4/21/2009 7:16:45 AM

#943428
EvoPagan


4/21/2009 7:22:30 AM

#943431
El Zorro

WTF!?

Furries For Christ?

4/21/2009 7:23:31 AM

#943436
Jedi Knight

Furrs Fur Christ...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Fundie furries! The implications...I can hardly breathe for laughing.

4/21/2009 7:27:58 AM

#943437


This is deja moo.

Because I've heard this bull before.

4/21/2009 7:35:10 AM

#943439
Giveitaday

Rock music is the Satanic music because it inspires the youth to go out and desecrate the name of the Lord.

And people should believe that why? Because you say so? I highly doubt that (outside of certain metal subcultures) any music makes people want to denigrate your "god" or desecrate your churches.

It is dangerous for a Christian society.

You think anything that you can't directly control, mnipulate, or outright ban is dangerous for christian society.

It's people like you that are dangerous to christian society, the more extremists like yourself try claim that you speak for the whole of christianity the more you drive away moderate christians


Bands like Creed and Switchfoot are only further allowing for Satan to penetrate and rape the Church

At least try to pick some bands that actually write songs that are lyrically opposed to christianity. I mean, come the fuck on, With all the hundreds of death/black metal bands out there the best you could come up with is Creed and Switchfoot?

That is gay as hell.

Is that some of the fable "christian love" that we always hear so much about?

4/21/2009 7:36:52 AM

#943445
Oy Vey!

Furry fundies eh; Who would have thought it?


...Satan to penetrate and rape the Church.

Poe.

4/21/2009 7:45:14 AM

#943455
Mephistopheles

You're furry, your argument is invalid.

RAPE THE CHURCH!

4/21/2009 7:59:41 AM

#943464
Marsten

Christian furries... Urgh.

Rock music is bad and satanic, but fucking your dog is totally 100% down with JC, it seems.

And the only blasphemy Switchfoot has ever committed is against good taste in metal. Even so, it's still nowhere near as painful as some of the posts on those threads; watching them try to string together academically sound ideas is reminiscent of the fevered ramblings of plague victims.

Seriously, flick through some of those threads and watch them pat themselves on the back and chant "huh huh, we so clever". And they're yet unable to figure out even the simplest concepts of reality, like 'people have been saying that about popular music since the 20s'.

Or, better example....
http://www.furrsfurchrist.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4081
"First problem... Most of the local furry scene is homosexual... "

Well no fucking shit, Sherlock! The furry thing is all ABOUT sexual kinks! Where do they think the phrase 'skunkfucker' comes from anyway? Look, here's £20, go buy a clue.

When you combine the insurmountable arrogance of socially inept nerds, with the insurmountable arrogance of Christians, I really think the only cure for the idiocy is a healthy dose of fire.

/rant

4/21/2009 8:12:09 AM

#943472
NecroVMX


4/21/2009 8:24:33 AM

#943477
Dio Fa

As opposed to Country music, with its massive catalogue of songs about sex, violence, alcohol, and the devil, sung for you by people who have been to prison and are proud of it.

4/21/2009 8:27:31 AM

#943479
Green

Yiff in hell, furfag.

4/21/2009 8:28:36 AM

#943482
Xotan

further allowing for Satan to penetrate and rape the Church. That is gay as hell.

+++

You mean butt-fucking the Church? Me like that! Rev. Haggard might even preach on the joys of Satanic butt fucking.

4/21/2009 8:33:28 AM

#943493
Boxtop

Furries for Christ? Wow. Apparently God hates fags, but loves zoophiles.

4/21/2009 8:53:42 AM

#943495
484

Creed & Switchfoot? What about Disturbed und Rammstein?

4/21/2009 8:55:23 AM

#943506
draco_nite

Furrs Fur Christ...
Two of my least-favorite groups combined...
Now I've seen everything.

4/21/2009 9:13:42 AM

#943530
lolwut?

Wtf is this shit? Furfags=moral fags all in one forum? Furfags that are christian.... I have seen everything now. Seriously WTF?

4/21/2009 9:53:37 AM

#943538
Osiris

This place is legit. I'm surprised you guys hadn't found it sooner.

4/21/2009 10:07:08 AM
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