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So far the only Deity that science can now prove knows the germ theory is the God Yahweh. This fact will lead to proving His existence.

the chosen one, Y! answers 69 Comments [4/20/2009 1:45:51 AM]
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#942568
dpareja

The only thing to be thankful for is that it's only a side order of word salad.

4/20/2009 1:52:04 AM

#942569
Dan Onymous

Wait...what?

4/20/2009 1:52:12 AM

#942573
nutbunny

Science cannot prove that Yahweh knows about germ theory any more than it can prove that yahweh actually exists. I think existence is a prerequisite for knowledge attainment but i might be wrong....

4/20/2009 1:57:48 AM

#942574
Paschal Wagner

So every fictional character who knows about germs, gravity and evolution is real too?

So Greg House is God, then.

4/20/2009 1:58:05 AM

#942577
rubber chicken

While it can be fun to collect random words into a sentence, it is rare, indeed, to create anything meaningful enough to share on the internet. This is a case in point.

4/20/2009 1:59:09 AM

#942582


There is no way to prove the existence of God. Signed. Emmanuel Kant. Theologian and philosopher.

4/20/2009 2:03:56 AM

#942586


what

4/20/2009 2:07:45 AM

#942594
WMDKitty

::runs away!::

4/20/2009 2:14:23 AM

#942598
LDM

Is there anything that doesn't prove God's existence to these people?

4/20/2009 2:18:11 AM

#942614
aaa

Your thought process took a turn to the weirdest possible direction.

4/20/2009 2:36:56 AM

#942615
Swedish Pagan

What is the germ theory and how does science prove that YHWH knows it?

And, if they can prove that YHWH knows something, isn't that allready proof that he exist. You have to exist first, before you can know anything. Duh!

Edit. A visit to Wikipedia later: Aha, that is the Germ Theory. Does YHWH know the Earth is Round Theory?

4/20/2009 2:45:47 AM

#942619
LexKitten

News Article:

Scientists today proved that the God Yahweh is well versed in germ theory. They determined this after administering a first year biology quiz to almost two dozen deities world wide.

Of the handful that responded (and can therefore be assumed to exist) only Yahweh was familiar with germ theory.

However, his understanding of evolution was "woeful" according to one scientist. Both Zeus and Vishnu out-performed the One True God on all evolution questions.

The Essence of Zen Buddhism is also believed to have responded to the quiz - but the answers were all perplexing philosophical Koans, and the scientists awarded no marks.

4/20/2009 3:01:52 AM

#942621
EvoPagan

Yahoo Answers: Killing more brain cells than keggers since 2005.

4/20/2009 3:09:06 AM

#942631
Nate

I stick by my theory of those paper thingies.

4/20/2009 3:29:24 AM

#942638
Illuminatalie

Jesus He knows me, and He knows I'm right, and He knows germ theory too. Oh yeah!

4/20/2009 3:39:17 AM

#942666
szena

These guys amaze me. They can't even consider the notion that rules about cleanliness came from human observation, not a god who knew about germs.

Why didn't Yahweh tell them about microbes instead of telling them that leprosy could be cured with blood from dead birds and lambs?

4/20/2009 4:24:17 AM

#942692
Eden

So does this mean you acknowledge that other gods exist, aside from YHWH?

4/20/2009 5:03:47 AM

#942708


Does anyone even understand what this badly worded gibberish means?

4/20/2009 5:32:48 AM

#942709
Mister Spak

Funny how no theists knew about germs until science found them.

4/20/2009 5:32:52 AM

#942713
Nowonmai

Uhhh wut?

4/20/2009 5:36:39 AM

#942715
Amanda

Science can prove that God knows the germ theory? This will lead to proof of his existence?
What the hell are you talking about?

4/20/2009 5:39:49 AM

#942717
spaceamoeba

Wha-?

*headsplode*

4/20/2009 5:40:27 AM

#942724
spaceamoeba

I'm still trying. You are saying that:

Science can prove Yahweh knows about germ theory, so that fact will lead to his existance being proved... The first part of your "sentence" implies Yahweh must have already been proved, but then his existance needs to be proved anyway?

I think you are batshit insane.

4/20/2009 5:47:25 AM

#942728
Ozzie

What's a germ theory? I thought germs were real not a theory.


4/20/2009 5:56:14 AM

#942729


LexKitten ftw! I LOL'd!

4/20/2009 5:56:52 AM
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