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The only thing to be thankful for is that it's only a side order of word salad.
4/20/2009 1:52:04 AM
4/20/2009 1:52:12 AM
Science cannot prove that Yahweh knows about germ theory any more than it can prove that yahweh actually exists. I think existence is a prerequisite for knowledge attainment but i might be wrong....
4/20/2009 1:57:48 AM
So every fictional character
who knows about germs, gravity and evolution is real too?
So Greg House is God, then.
4/20/2009 1:58:05 AM
While it can be fun to collect random words into a sentence, it is rare, indeed, to create anything meaningful enough to share on the internet. This is a case in point.
4/20/2009 1:59:09 AM
There is no way to prove the existence of God. Signed. Emmanuel Kant. Theologian and philosopher.
4/20/2009 2:03:56 AM
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4/20/2009 2:14:23 AM
Is there anything that doesn't prove God's existence to these people?
4/20/2009 2:18:11 AM
Your thought process took a turn to the weirdest possible direction.
4/20/2009 2:36:56 AM
What is the germ theory and how does science prove that YHWH knows it?
And, if they can prove that YHWH knows something, isn't that allready proof that he exist. You have to exist first, before you can know anything. Duh!
Edit. A visit to Wikipedia later: Aha, that is the Germ Theory. Does YHWH know the Earth is Round Theory?
4/20/2009 2:45:47 AM
Scientists today proved that the God Yahweh is well versed in germ theory. They determined this after administering a first year biology quiz to almost two dozen deities world wide.
Of the handful that responded (and can therefore be assumed to exist) only Yahweh was familiar with germ theory.
However, his understanding of evolution was "woeful" according to one scientist. Both Zeus and Vishnu out-performed the One True God on all evolution questions.
The Essence of Zen Buddhism is also believed to have responded to the quiz - but the answers were all perplexing philosophical Koans, and the scientists awarded no marks.
4/20/2009 3:01:52 AM
Yahoo Answers: Killing more brain cells than keggers since 2005.
4/20/2009 3:09:06 AM
I stick by my theory of those paper thingies.
4/20/2009 3:29:24 AM
Jesus He knows me, and He knows I'm right, and He knows germ theory too. Oh yeah!
4/20/2009 3:39:17 AM
These guys amaze me. They can't even consider the notion that rules about cleanliness came from human observation, not a god who knew about germs.
Why didn't Yahweh tell them about microbes instead of telling them that leprosy could be cured with blood from dead birds and lambs?
4/20/2009 4:24:17 AM
So does this mean you acknowledge that other gods exist, aside from YHWH?
4/20/2009 5:03:47 AM
Does anyone even understand what this badly worded gibberish means?
4/20/2009 5:32:48 AM
Funny how no theists knew about germs until science found them.
4/20/2009 5:32:52 AM
4/20/2009 5:36:39 AM
Science can prove that God knows the germ theory? This will lead to proof of his existence?
What the hell are you talking about?
4/20/2009 5:39:49 AM
4/20/2009 5:40:27 AM
I'm still trying. You are saying that:
Science can prove Yahweh knows about germ theory, so that fact will lead to his existance being proved... The first part of your "sentence" implies Yahweh must have already been proved, but then his existance needs to be proved anyway?
I think you are batshit insane.
4/20/2009 5:47:25 AM
What's a germ theory? I thought germs were real not a theory.
4/20/2009 5:56:14 AM
LexKitten ftw! I LOL'd!
4/20/2009 5:56:52 AM
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