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#942565
Hey, if Christians want to start giving me all their possessions, I'd feel much much kindly towards them...
4/20/2009 1:46:36 AM
#942566
dpareja
"what have you given up to be closer to JESUS???"
Well, for me, nothing, since I think Jesus is a Jewish version of Osiris or Dionysus, but as for you, I'd get used to that empty bed.
4/20/2009 1:50:52 AM
#942570
Dan Onymous
did you put your wife on Freecycle?
4/20/2009 1:53:31 AM
#942572
Paschal Wagner
Hey, look at that. A raptard who's actually read the Bible. Luke 14:33.
4/20/2009 1:56:14 AM
#942575
What is it with these people and their heaven-mansions?
4/20/2009 1:58:35 AM
#942576
Fangirl
...doesn't the Bible say something about marriage being a holy covenant never intended to be broken?
So much for free of sin, eh, Stephen?
4/20/2009 1:58:58 AM
#942578
rubber chicken
Way to justify the battering you took in the divorce court, dude.
4/20/2009 2:01:26 AM
#942579
RevDG
give up spelling words right too?
4/20/2009 2:02:23 AM
#942581
p
The LOL at the end is just beautiful.
4/20/2009 2:03:31 AM
#942584
i gave up the house and forty ackers of butiful land- it hert yes!
This had better be a poe.
4/20/2009 2:07:20 AM
#942585
Vorlon
Is it wierd that I just feel sorry for this, clearly disturbed, person?
I'm not even sure if my sympathy is because of his messed up priorities or his spelling, mind.
4/20/2009 2:07:28 AM
#942588
Doug
It's okay if you want to run off with Jesus, otherwise divorce is a no-no.
4/20/2009 2:09:38 AM
#942591
WMDKitty
Why should I give anything up for your "God" when I can enjoy it?
Hail Satan!
4/20/2009 2:12:03 AM
#942597
GunderscoreD
Has anyone brought this to the attention of the authorities? I think he's trying to tell us he did something to his wife. "Gave her up to Jesus"? WTF exactly does that mean?
4/20/2009 2:16:14 AM
#942600
LDM
With that attitude, your wife was probably more than happy to have you out of her life.
As for the house and the car, if you don't want that, I'll take it.
4/20/2009 2:20:46 AM
#942601
"when i leave everything i have i will be prefect and in GODS hands"
You'll be a student monitor in an English school?
4/20/2009 2:22:06 AM
#942603
aaa
He just begs to be conned.
4/20/2009 2:25:58 AM
#942608
Wandering Discordian
He must have a limited number of capitals. He used them all on GOD and JESUS and didn't have any left to start his sentences.
4/20/2009 2:30:50 AM
#942617
retortme
And yet he didn't give you the ability to spell tsk tsk!
4/20/2009 2:55:11 AM
#942620
EvoPagan
Did you give up the mule too?
LOL
4/20/2009 3:07:42 AM
#942629
Swedish Pagan
So, your wife is a thing. Good for her to be rid of you, then.
How have you given up these "things"? Sold it, donated it, or just left it where it was.
I hear lots of people in the US have to just leave their houses, as they can no longer pay off the mortgages and there is no selling them. Don't think it makes them feel closer to God, though...
4/20/2009 3:27:57 AM
#942641
picklemonster
Did he divorce his wife, or chop her up into many little pieces? He sounds like he could do either...
4/20/2009 3:41:17 AM
#942642
Illuminatalie
The LOL at the end makes this a poe - or unusually mentally disturbed. Only God knows for sure.
4/20/2009 3:41:24 AM
#942649
Jedi Knight
You people "LOL" everything. I do not think it means what you think it means.
4/20/2009 3:52:55 AM
#942650
JB
Do you think this translates to "I screwed up in the down turn and now my wife has left me and my home has been repossessed."?
4/20/2009 3:57:30 AM
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