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Can You Come Tonight Lord Jesus ?

Will You Come Tonight Lord Jesus ?

Won't You Come Tonight Lord Jesus ?

Please Come Tonight Lord Jesus !

I Will Cry In My Pillow Again Tonight , Lord Please Come Back.

If Not Tonight , Tomorrow Will Do ?

I Can't Take Another Day Without You.


jetway777, Rapture Ready 119 Comments [4/19/2009 2:07:12 PM]
Fundie Index: 56
Submitted By: DaMentalFunism
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#941674
Crazalus

Bukakke for Jesus?

4/18/2009 4:11:59 AM
#942324
Vince

it's disturbing to imagine how long these people would last if suicide wasn't a sin. really, they'd kill themselves by the thousands without a second thought.

"JESUS, HERE I COME"

and I thought there was some kind of law against death cults.

4/19/2009 2:17:09 PM
#942326
No One

I feel great concern for this person...

I hope jetway finds him/herself some help quickly...

4/19/2009 2:20:08 PM
#942330
Rat of Steel

Is the OP posting on Rapture Ready, or composing some country music lyrics?

4/19/2009 2:22:36 PM
#942341
Blue J

@Vince-

It's kind of a religious "natural selection" - those that kill themselves wind up making fewer converts.

4/19/2009 2:33:15 PM
#942346
Old Viking

The greatest straight line of all time.

4/19/2009 2:47:23 PM
#942348
ausador

Can You Come Tonight Lord Jesus ?

Can he or does he have Erectile Dysfunction?

Will You Come Tonight Lord Jesus ?

I think that depends on your enthusiasm.

Won't You Come Tonight Lord Jesus ?

Maybe if you put on the naughty nurse costume?

Please Come Tonight Lord Jesus !

Begging might work, but so might talking dirty or some bondage play.

I Will Cry In My Pillow Again Tonight , Lord Please Come Back.

Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free? You know he is really just useing you for sex, right?

If Not Tonight , Tomorrow Will Do ?

Maybe if he isn't too busy with one of his other whores.

I Can't Take Another Day Without You.

Damn, get some dignity, don't you have any self-worth? ^o^

4/19/2009 2:51:49 PM
#942349
EvoPagan

This sounds like some old country music song sung by someone like George Jones.

4/19/2009 2:52:43 PM
#942350
Lioness

Anyone else reminded of that episode of South Park where Cartman puts together a christian rock band?

In all seriousness though, this guy needs mental health care. Quickly.

4/19/2009 2:52:54 PM
#942351
Random Guy

This shouldn't really be here. It's not advocating anything ridiculously stupid like creationism or promoting violence, etc.

4/19/2009 2:54:02 PM
#942353
dpareja

Random Guy: This belongs here because it exposes the core of RR: as others have said already, it's a wannabe death cult.

And the sexual overtones are too hilarious to ignore.

4/19/2009 2:55:45 PM
#942356
xplicit_UK

If this God or Jesus really existed I'd feel properly sorry for the guy. Being stalked by the likes of jetway777... *shudder*

Said Jesus: "Oy vey! Enough with the harassment already. I'm ready when I'm ready, so stop f*cking moaning about. Sheesh, it's shmucks like you who make me want to get a restraining order against fundies."

4/19/2009 2:58:47 PM
#942359
shriekback

Looks like Faith+1 came out with another album

4/19/2009 3:05:46 PM
#942361
Papabear

Jesus! will you please shut up?

4/19/2009 3:09:31 PM
#942364


You are throwing your life away. Surely if you believe you have a creator, you can't believe you're supposed to spend the whole of the only life you're ever going to get crying, wishing to get out of it. So sad.

4/19/2009 3:13:26 PM
#942367
Illuminatalie

You told Jesus to come, but He was already there.

4/19/2009 3:17:01 PM
#942385
Khaine

The damn thing reads like an entry in a teenage girls diary.
It sounds like alot of whining and pleding for the boyfriend who dumped her to come back.

4/19/2009 3:33:06 PM
#942389
BobsOldSocks

Please seek help from a mental healthcare professional. Urgently.

4/19/2009 3:38:03 PM
#942390
Ayersy

RR is still completely nutty then, I see.

4/19/2009 3:41:42 PM
#942395
Lord Jesus

Yes, but you have to sleep in the wet spot.

4/19/2009 3:48:03 PM
#942401
toothache

You really love Jesus, huh.

4/19/2009 3:56:35 PM
#942405
John

Try Paxil. And go back to school so you can get a real job instead of stocking shelves at the East Bumblefuck WalMart.

4/19/2009 3:59:31 PM
#942414
enna

Pathetic.

With hilarious sexual overtones.

4/19/2009 4:25:40 PM
#942416
Wehpudicabok

The really horrible part is that they turn around and claim that they lead happier lives than atheists. I don't know which possibility is worse: either that's the world's most transparent lie or they're so deluded they're actually enjoying kneeling before their own imaginations.

4/19/2009 4:29:38 PM
#942419
Ozzie

Give Jesus a Viagra and stop creeping me out.



4/19/2009 4:37:09 PM
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