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I was thinking about this a little while ago. Dh and I were able to go on a much needed vacation on a cruise. It all came together so smoothly and I couldn't help but to feel it was a little gift from God. All through out the trip we just had such a nice time, enjoying ourselves and just felt blessed.

One day we sat down to eat lunch and DH decided that he was going to get a hamburger. As I sat waiting for him I thought to myself a hamburger really did sound nice.

At the table through the window we could see the ocean and vivid blue sky with wispy clouds hanging here and there. Well as I was thinking about having a hamburger, I kid you not, all of the sudden this little cloud came floating by that looked EXACTLY like a hamburger!!!!

There were the two buns, the sesame seeds, and where the meat should have been was a straight empty space. It was perfectly formed with the top bun just slightly bigger than the bottom one.

I just started laughing.....I couldn't help but to strongly wonder if a little supernatural fun joke was being played on me.


I Believe!!!, Rapture Ready 98 Comments [4/18/2009 4:38:26 PM]
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#941598
MozMode

Hooooly shit....:backs away slowly:

4/17/2009 10:17:12 PM
#941882
Old Viking

Well sure it was. That God is just all the time funnin' around to amuse individuals.

4/18/2009 4:45:00 PM
#941883
Funnyguts

If there's no patty, it's not a hamburger.

4/18/2009 4:45:03 PM
#941884
Random Man

Ink Blots

4/18/2009 4:45:50 PM
#941888
MK

No no, silly, that was a Krabby Patty.

4/18/2009 4:49:20 PM
#941891
jc

Ahh, now we know what God is doing that makes his schedule too busy to cure cancer patients and the like, this is much more important.

4/18/2009 4:53:13 PM
#941892
LexKitten

God: Hmm... what shall I do today? End poverty? Heal amputees? Wait no! I'll make little clouds that look like food! Mwa ha ha, I'm so all powerful.

4/18/2009 4:53:33 PM
#941898
LabRat

meh.

She's just being silly, so what.

4/18/2009 4:56:38 PM
#941902
Blackvoice

... ¿qué putas?

4/18/2009 5:07:49 PM
#941903
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4/18/2009 5:08:06 PM
#941907
Beltaine

Wow...what could possibly be in play here...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradolia

4/18/2009 5:14:12 PM
#941908
Illuminatalie

I couldn't help but to strongly wonder if a little supernatural fun joke was being played on me.
As long as your heart wasn't beating wildly, there's a good chance you don't believe (deep down) that God sent you those cloud patterns as messages, any more than (pretty much) anyone else. But now that you got your daily affirmation from your fellow fundies you'll be alright. You're pious enough, you're versed in the bible enough, and God dammit, Jesus loves you.

4/18/2009 5:15:23 PM
#941909
HoJuSimpson

That's right, kids - every time you see a rainbow, god's having gay sex! (because sex has orientations lulz)

4/18/2009 5:19:23 PM
#941920
The Skeptic Wept

Damn the bad luck! If his image had appeared on the burger you could have sold it to one of your slope browed slack jawed brethren for big bucks.

4/18/2009 5:39:07 PM
#941921
Muskrat

I don't see anything wrong with this. She(?)'s not being offensive at all with her faith (except maybe to vegetarians), she's just enjoying a day she believes to be blessed by God. So what? I've done the same thing -though I haven't seen hamburger-clouds, I must admit.

4/18/2009 5:39:56 PM
#941925
Lucilius

How pathetic. This is what I hear: "I have to pretend there's a giant man in the sky who cares about me and pays attention to what I'm thinking ... because nobody on Earth ever has."

Sad, really. But so long as you keep babbling to invisible people in the clouds, those of us who really exist probably won't want to be around you.

4/18/2009 5:41:57 PM
#941929


Because God is a micromanaging prankster.

4/18/2009 5:44:44 PM
#941931
HeathenAngel

NO WAY??? Say it isn't so. Well, what does it mean that I saw a pack of clouds passing by that looked like a bunch of idiot fundies flailing themselves with buybulls?

4/18/2009 5:45:52 PM
#941940


I don't really see this as fundie.
But I really hate it when they call their husbands dear husbands.

4/18/2009 5:55:20 PM
#941941
Mudak

That wasn't a hamburger. It was a close-up of one of Robin Williams's butt-cheeks.

4/18/2009 5:55:50 PM
#941962
Rambler

Weird but not Fundi.
Now if she had said she KNEW.

4/18/2009 6:51:43 PM
#941971
Evil Pirate Captain Mel

Dude. You are retarded.

4/18/2009 7:09:14 PM
#941975
Iczer-04

????? O_o

4/18/2009 7:17:08 PM
#941976
Horsefeathers

"I was thinking about this a little while ago. Dh and I were able to go on a much needed vacation on a cruise. It all came together so smoothly and I couldn't help but to feel it was a little gift from God. All through out the trip we just had such a nice time, enjoying ourselves and just felt blessed."

Mind explaining to me why your god is so hot on helping pricks such as yourself and your husband go on vacation and have everything go so smoothly and yet leaves innocent children to starve to death in Africa?

"At the table through the window we could see the ocean and vivid blue sky with wispy clouds hanging here and there. Well as I was thinking about having a hamburger, I kid you not, all of the sudden this little cloud came floating by that looked EXACTLY like a hamburger!!!!"

No fucking way! Like, seriously?

You people are ignorant of everything aren't you? Ask the nice student taking psychology 101 why that happened. Hell, pick up a Psychology for Dummies book and learn it yourself.

"There were the two buns, the sesame seeds, and where the meat should have been was a straight empty space. It was perfectly formed with the top bun just slightly bigger than the bottom one.

I just started laughing.....I couldn't help but to strongly wonder if a little supernatural fun joke was being played on me."

I'm seriously considering the possibility that your god actually does exist and people like you are some sort of cosmic practical joke on the rest of us.

4/18/2009 7:19:40 PM
#941981
Pyena

Okay, so you can make out pictures in clouds. So can everyone else.

I saw a kitty in the sky today. Yay.

4/18/2009 7:38:38 PM
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