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#941649
The worst bit about the Y thread, is that all of those young people are absolutely convinced that they and only they are going to hebbin.
The arrogance is staggering.
4/18/2009 2:17:11 AM
#941654
Average Guy
Aren't you meant to feel sorry for them or something? I mean, I think you were taught that in your holy book. Guess not.
4/18/2009 2:37:41 AM
#941665
Well, seeing as you leave your physical body behind when you die a) you would have no nerve endings left so you would feel no pain when the flames of hell tough you and b) you would have no ass, so the devil can't rape it. c) your brain ceases to function so you would have no mind left for anything to go through it.
Failed logic can be so amusing at times.
4/18/2009 3:08:43 AM
#941672
Tallyho
What goes through a bug's mind when he hits the car windscreen?
His arse!!
Tish boom!
jacob - you're a nob
Edit: Rubber Chicken beat me to it!
4/18/2009 3:55:21 AM
#941698
[What goes through a lost person's mind when he hits the flames of hell?]
Islam was the real religion all along? OUE NOUES!!!!!!!
4/18/2009 5:42:22 AM
#941743
Is it wrong to find great amusement in pondering this?
Yes, it makes you an evil fucker. Par for the course with fundies.
4/18/2009 7:08:06 AM
#941745
Blackvoice
Nothing new here.
4/18/2009 7:13:28 AM
#941754
God
Jacob, if there were a Hell (which there isn't for I didn't make any), you would probably be in it.
4/18/2009 7:26:01 AM
#941755
Nowonmai
You are a sadistic little fucker, aren't you?
4/18/2009 7:26:53 AM
#941760
MozMode
OoOo ass raping? Really? Does your bible say anything about that?
4/18/2009 7:44:16 AM
#941771
hmcook87
You like thinking about the devil ass rapeing peole don't you Jacob.
4/18/2009 7:56:56 AM
#941776
One problem. Dante's Inferno Hell was actually frozen, and got colder the lower into it you went.
4/18/2009 8:06:52 AM
#941798
Reverend Jeremiah
#1 - Hell, God and the Devil are a myth
#2 - Dantes Inferno was admited fiction
#3 - You are a sadistic fuck
#4 - Anyone who says the devil will do anything in hell other than be tortured with the rest of its inhabitants is biblically ignorant... Jesus is the Lord of Hell, as he is the one who created it to torture people who refuse to bow and scrape to him.
4/18/2009 8:59:07 AM
#941813
michael1384
"Is it wrong to find great amusement in pondering this?"
Yes. Get help.
4/18/2009 9:40:36 AM
#941818
Illuminatalie
Is it wrong to find great amusement in pondering this?
Is this a rhetorical question?
4/18/2009 10:07:50 AM
#941848
not an expert, but, I'm pretty sure laughing at the eternal suffering of others is a sin of some kind, seems kind of obvious that "love thy neighbor" doesn't include hating them...
4/18/2009 1:07:57 PM
#941998
Iczer-04
Get help you sick fuck!
4/18/2009 8:26:10 PM
#942399
Emily
I suspect this person subscribes to the early Christian doctrine that people in Heaven get to watch the sufferings of the damned. It'd probably be the most interesting thing in a realm of fluffy clouds and harp-playing, I guess.
4/19/2009 3:51:35 PM
#942423
QT
PROOF OF GOD'S EXISTENCE #46
CALVIN'S ARGUMENT, a.k.a. TERTULLIAN'S ARGUMENT
(1) If God exists, then he will let me watch you be tortured forever.
(2) I rather like that idea.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
4/19/2009 4:40:36 PM
#942706
Brenz
Spaces don't make it not a swear and LOL doesn't make you not an asshole.
4/20/2009 5:28:18 AM
#942736
Table Rock
You obviously never read Dante's Inferno. Most of the circles of hell have nothing to do with fire. In fact the lowest part of hell (9th circle) is a lake of ice.
4/20/2009 6:13:03 AM
#942876
Clown
"It will take some work, but with some help from those nice people down there, it will be a decent place to live, in a decade or two."
There. Does that answer your question?
4/20/2009 9:53:29 AM
#942923
G0d
Hell? Devil assraping someone? You hath meant my sweet little Luci, the bodiless creature of light? Thee should get off the drugs PRONTO!
/BOOMING Voice (TM) off
4/20/2009 11:25:50 AM
#943524
observiNG
Jacob, don't forget your meds anymore. You get worse without them.
4/21/2009 9:46:16 AM
#946883
Lord X
Anyone else find it humorous that this guy is citing Dante's Inferno, but then says that Satan ass rapes people despite the fact that Dante's Inferno states that Satan is eternally in the 7th layer of hell feasting on Judas?
4/27/2009 12:49:00 AM
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