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If I go to hell the devil will have a 24/7 open consent to any form of sexual congress with me. By way of my consent it would be impossible to rape me.
Check MATE, Jacob!
4/17/2009 4:56:09 PM
What goes through a lost person's mind when he hits the flames of hell?
I dunno, but as long as we're asking hypothetical questions about fiction, who'd win in a fight: the Mummy or Wolf-man?
4/17/2009 5:02:47 PM
Again with the ass
It's a snuff film, period>.
4/17/2009 5:17:02 PM
Is it wrong to find great amusement in pondering this?
Of course not. Jesus himself commanded you to hate your enemies and pray for their down fall in Luke 6:27.
4/17/2009 5:29:01 PM
Smells more like troll than fundie. I'm not saying Poe, mind you, just that this seems more like 4chan than RR.
4/17/2009 5:36:39 PM
And fuck your God.
In the ass.
With a chainsaw.
4/17/2009 5:42:21 PM
Upon death ain't nobody goin' no place, Jacob. Grow the fork up.
4/17/2009 5:46:27 PM
In Dante's Inferno, the atheists, scientists, and philosophers WERE in hell, but they were in the outer ring. They were not actively tormented, they just had to live with the knowledge that they were stuck there forever.
I'll be sure to bring my DS along.
4/17/2009 6:00:19 PM
Same thing as when they hit the flames of gondor.
4/17/2009 6:28:49 PM
@Mudak - I saw that. I wish I hadn't.
4/17/2009 6:30:20 PM
Your humility, concern, and compassion astound me. Truly you are a living saint.
4/17/2009 6:45:06 PM
Gee, you sound like an awesome person.
4/17/2009 6:54:13 PM
The WAAAAAM Burglar
Reminds me of the quote from Grand Theft Auto 2
"Damnation! No donation no salvation!"
Feel the Christian love there.....complete with proclamations of damnation!
However, there is one particular thought that I find amusing. One must
consider these two aspects:
The Y chromosome shrinks slowly over generations
Extremely fundamental persons despise any and all forms of science
Hopefully, it should only be a matter of time until specific ecclesiastic
hierarchies collapse. Especially those who refuse to incorporate women.
4/17/2009 7:06:49 PM
So is this the often talked about yet rarely ever seen "christian love"? Funny how they just assume that scientists and philosophers (And likely anyone else with a decent post-secondary education) by default cannot be christians. Whatever happend to "Love thy neighbor"? Also, what's with the fundie fascination with demonic anal rape? I wonder if that's the fundie version of hentai.
4/17/2009 7:34:32 PM
such a nice person ---------------- no a dick
4/17/2009 8:06:28 PM
Fan fiction (Dante) is not canon (the Bible) and the canon is fiction (and written by a bunch of authors who couldn't agree on anything and then edited by a team of editors who couldn't agree either), therefore not real.
4/17/2009 9:05:33 PM
Ahh the christian sadist a fine piece of work you are...Piece of shit rat bastard.
4/17/2009 9:23:37 PM
What crosses their mind as they hit the flames? "Hey, is that Bob from bible study where we don't read the whole bible? That's Judy from the our local anti gay-rights protest group, and John too! Is that Billy Ray the pastor who told us to hate all those dirty not true christians? Hey I think that's Cleatus from next door! And Mary and...etc..etc"
4/17/2009 10:02:03 PM
Yes, taking pleasure in the idea of other people's suffering is wrong.
4/18/2009 12:03:16 AM
Yes, it is wrong. It goes against Jesus' teachings, asshole. How people who claim to follow a "peace and love" hippie take such joy in hatred is beyond me.
4/18/2009 12:22:20 AM
Even if this is troll/poe, the sentiment is genuine. And I can see where they're coming from. The thought that atheists and non-Christians can live as they want, doing what they want - which OF COURSE involves constant gay sex and baby-killing - AND GET AWAY WITH IT!!!!! is just too much.
They need to have this hell fantasy because it helps them cope with their narrow and repressed and fearful lives.
4/18/2009 12:50:48 AM
What goes through a lost person's mind when he hits the flames of hell?]
4/18/2009 12:56:15 AM
Dante's Inferno was a subtle, carefully structured rebellion against the views of homosexuality, non-Christians, and other "heathens" of that time. It sickens me that you use it this way.
4/18/2009 12:59:54 AM
Wishing someone else to be in pain? That ought to keep you out of Heaven. Or is it more projection? Then go see a dominatrix.
4/18/2009 1:03:00 AM
Said the unpopular geeky looser "Boy you're gunna be sorry when my imaginary friend gets here to beat you up!"
(I'm a Christian, but I believe the god this guy worships is utterly fictional)
4/18/2009 2:12:17 AM
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