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#941411
Mortician
Someone needs to put up the picture with the Christians torturing a person and saying, "And they will know us by our love."
Thanks
4/17/2009 2:00:32 PM
#941414
solomongrundy
As God, Satan, Heaven and Hell are all the imaginary products of belief in a bat-shit insane late bronze age theological system based on one particular middle-eastern tribal desert god out of many others I think yes, it is wrong to find great amusement in pondering that.
Although 'pondering' implies some sort of logical thought process, which I doubt Jacob is capable of.
4/17/2009 2:08:00 PM
#941416
JSS
Jacob = Proof that christian love is an oxymoron.
4/17/2009 2:10:39 PM
#941420
WMDKitty
Nothing. Your "Hell" doesn't exist. Don't you know that your heart will be weighed against the feather of Truth, and if it balances, you will go on to the afterlife? Believe me, you *don't* want to know what happens if your heart is heavier than the feather...
4/17/2009 2:14:10 PM
#941422
EvoPagan
All you people seem to think about is buttsecks and ass-raping. Do you see where I am going with this?
4/17/2009 2:17:36 PM
#941423
LDM
Somehow I get the feeling all of us atheists, scientists and philosophers are going to have the last laugh.
4/17/2009 2:18:35 PM
#941430
Dr. Funkenstein
You got hard typing that, didn't you?
4/17/2009 2:26:25 PM
#941431
Argle Bargle
Yahoo answers: not your personal pulpit.
Also, your Christian love is showing. Please remove it from my sight.
4/17/2009 2:27:01 PM
#941436
Tom S. Fox
@Mortician: Ask, and ye shall receive!
4/17/2009 2:32:07 PM
#941438
GigaGuess
Yes, your idea of love needs a little reworking, mmkay? Thanks.
4/17/2009 2:36:40 PM
#941440
Grigadil
Unfortunately, Jacob, you will be too dead to discover that death = nothingness.
4/17/2009 2:39:21 PM
#941445
Selkie
Methinks the fundie protesteth too much. Obsessed with anal penetration as usual.
4/17/2009 2:45:07 PM
#941448
Amanda
It would be neat if when these people died, God turned out to exist and said "Hey Jacob! I was going to let you into heaven, but that post on Yahoo Answers was pretty mean. Maybe you'll gain some humility if I send YOU to be assraped for all eternity. Bye!"
Too bad it's all fairy tales.
4/17/2009 2:46:41 PM
#941454
Not believing in something when there's no evidence for it is worthy of eternal damnation, while taking pleasure at the potential pain and suffering of others is not? Nice little religion you have there.
4/17/2009 2:53:17 PM
#941458
shlax12
So you're saying gays may enjoy hell?
4/17/2009 3:05:34 PM
#941459
Brain_In_A_Jar
Is it wrong to find great amusement in pondering this?
Yes. Very yes.
4/17/2009 3:06:28 PM
#941461
Philbert McAdamia
Is it wrong to find great amusement in pondering this?
Well, only according to your own book, which apparently nobody pays any attention to.
4/17/2009 3:13:55 PM
#941463
Doctor Whom
Between the reference to ass-raping and "If sadism is a sin, then I just might be joing [sic] you guys :/ ," I'm guessing that this is a troll.
4/17/2009 3:19:50 PM
#941465
John
Yup, here it is in the Authorized Pull-It-Out-Of-Your-Ass Bible:
Mar 9:45 "And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell where Satan shall ass-rape you for all eternity".
4/17/2009 3:25:50 PM
#941467
But remember, THEY LOVE YOU AND JUST WANT TO HELP
4/17/2009 3:30:10 PM
#941468
ausador
4/17/2009 3:33:53 PM
#941469
a mind far far away
Yeah, that sounds about right. A xtian taking delight and pleasure in the torture of others who don't agree with them. Fuck off and die, bitches.
4/17/2009 3:35:03 PM
#941474
Mudak
You realize that this torture fetish is why The Passion of the Christ performed so well at the box office....
Don't know how many people on these boards have seen the movie but I found it very one-dimensional and it actually reaffirmed the fact that I'm glad I'm not a Christian. As far as depth of plot goes, I've seen porno movies that had a better plotline.
4/17/2009 3:38:36 PM
#941478
Dio Fa
According to the South Park movie, that is Saddam Hussein's job.
4/17/2009 3:53:37 PM
#941481
aaa
Had worse. More heat.
4/17/2009 4:00:01 PM
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