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[Fischer was the woman who ran the camp in the docu Jesus Camp]

Countless people have been born again, filled with the Holy Spirit, and encouraged as a result of this movie and probably the single most outstanding testimony that came from a family that watched it in Mexico, was their 12 year old son prayed for a dead baby and it came back to life again! That's a pretty amazing result from a movie! So let the criticisms come. I'll take results like this any day.

Becky Fischer, Kids in ministry international 66 Comments [4/17/2009 1:27:05 PM]
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#941387
Jezebel's Evil Sister

"... That's a pretty amazing result from a movie! ...

Nah, not really. It's pretty standard for zombie movies, movies about Jesus, and similar works of fiction

4/17/2009 1:30:08 PM

#941389
JSS

Countless people have been brainwashed, filled with religious dogma, and made slaves to the religious reich as a result of this movie.

Fixed.

And just the other day I cured a blind man by spitting in mud and rubbing the concoction into his eyes. Apparently when it comes to things like that I don't need to show any proof or citation as you didn't state any for the family in Mexico.

4/17/2009 1:32:53 PM

#941392
Table Rock

Lady, that movie was a horror film, not a documentary. It scared the living shit out of me to see how nuts you people can get.

4/17/2009 1:36:08 PM

#941394
Hammurabi

What a weird coincidence! Just the other day, in Mexico, a 12 year old girl raised 2 babies, a half dozen women, 3 men, and a goat from the dead after watching "Religulous"

THAT'S a pretty amazing result from a movie!

4/17/2009 1:39:09 PM

#941400
Mortician

Death doesn't work that way. I should know.

4/17/2009 1:45:33 PM

#941402
Mortician

Death doesn't work that way. I should know.

4/17/2009 1:50:33 PM

#941403
TeslaNick

What's that term they use everywhere on Wikipedia? Right: [Citation Needed]

4/17/2009 1:50:43 PM

#941406
>:3

Oh this bitch is back. She clings to faith since no man would put his dick near her fat ass. I found it ironic that in Jesus camp she talked about fasting. I doubt that fat pig ever skipped a meal. Sorry for labeling this tub of lard a pig.

"12 year old son prayed for a dead baby and it came back to life again!"
Extraordinary claims need Extraordinary evidence.

4/17/2009 1:52:51 PM

#941407
>:3

Sorry double post >:3

4/17/2009 1:52:56 PM

#941408
Swedish Pagan

Did he really pray for a dead baby. Or did he pray over a dead baby? You can be "dead" for some time, and then come to life, as long as your brain gets oxygen. If the brain is deprived of oxygen it takes only about 6 minutes to create permanent damage.

4/17/2009 1:52:57 PM

#941410
ND

I am suddenly thinking of dead baby jokes now.

4/17/2009 2:00:19 PM

#941417
WMDKitty

Lying bitch.

4/17/2009 2:10:54 PM

#941418
WMDKitty

@ND -- What's white and red and sits in the corner?

4/17/2009 2:12:35 PM

#941424
EvoPagan

Of course this happened in Mexico, undoubtably in some village where no one even owns a camera, so there couldn't possibly be any documentation.

4/17/2009 2:18:48 PM

#941425
LDM

Are you sure the baby wasn't just asleep?

4/17/2009 2:21:07 PM

#941432


Lying for Jesus = Lying.

4/17/2009 2:27:37 PM

#941439
DiZzy

I was just watching the news about the face of jesus apearing on a bed spread here in Mexico... in some village I think, not sure, not a big city.
So a dead baby coming back to life would have been a huge thing... or at least made the local news.

4/17/2009 2:38:46 PM

#941442
DiZzy

sorry for the double post...

4/17/2009 2:40:37 PM

#941450
Selkie

Sounds like a recent South Park episode. Do we have a brain-eating zombie baby on our hands now?

4/17/2009 2:47:56 PM

#941455
Zabimaru

The sad thing is that I think that she honestly believes that this happened. She seems like the kind of lady who would trust that kind of information if she reads it on the internet, or if a bum on the street tells her that it happened, or if she dreams that it happened.

Oh, and I'm amused that there is one double post among the comments, and two other people apologizing for double posting :)

4/17/2009 2:55:14 PM

#941460
Eden

Despite the fact that these people seem to be able to use modern 21st century equipment and must have been born in the 20st century I always get the impression as if they were a bunch of people from the medieval ages (maybe from the time when their beloved King James bible was written) who made a time jump into the 21st century ;)

4/17/2009 3:10:46 PM

#941466
ausador

Complete bullshit lying for jesus as usual.

So let the criticisms come

Well you say that but you also say on your site that you delete all negative comments that are left. I suppose it is easy to invite criticism if you are just going to delete any that you get.

4/17/2009 3:29:57 PM

#941470
a mind far far away

I bet "The Crow" still had better effects. And on the 'raising the dead', pictures or video or it didn't happen. With a doctor's confirmation of death.

4/17/2009 3:36:34 PM

#941475
Philbert McAdamia

Prayed for a dead baby?

Huh, when I was a teenybopper most of my friends wound up praying for that miracle, but the little bastards always came out alive anyway. They are today's juvenile delinquents, praying, in their turn, for baby death.

4/17/2009 3:42:30 PM

#941477
Dio Fa

@ND: Me too.

4/17/2009 3:52:15 PM
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