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#940676
didn't this man ever watch armageddon? as action-y as that movie was, it gave a a fairly accurate description of an asteroid impact, iirc. all the dinosaurs didn't need to live in mexico to be wiped out by a meteor or asteroid impact.
4/16/2009 12:26:04 AM
#940680
Fearless Sam
just read through that whole thread. biggest piece of ignorant trolling/fundyism i have ever read
4/16/2009 12:29:19 AM
#940686
The latest missive from King Stupid of Stupidland.
4/16/2009 12:41:23 AM
#940694
WMDKitty
This guy is a fucking moron.
4/16/2009 12:51:38 AM
#940695
DarkfireTaimatsu
I understood the meteor impact extinction theory by the time I was in kindergarten. What's your problem, Kildare? What exactly are you a doctor of?
4/16/2009 12:54:16 AM
#940697
fundiesRtehlulz
The stupid burns like acid
4/16/2009 12:58:47 AM
#940699
aaa
Oh, for fucks sake...
4/16/2009 1:03:16 AM
#940701
The Bible says it took a week to kill the dinosaurs by asteroid? Okay! (backs away)
4/16/2009 1:05:31 AM
#940704
onoma
usually i can translate fundie, but wtf is going on here?
4/16/2009 1:26:56 AM
#940719
LDM
I read through the first few pages of that thread, this guy's a piece of work.
4/16/2009 2:14:42 AM
#940734
a mind far far away
Somebody really doesn't understand the consequences of being struck by an asteroid. Go back to school, real school, you dumb fuck.
4/16/2009 3:17:20 AM
#940735
You ever hear of a shockwave given off by a nuclear explosion and then the fall out after it takes place?
Yeah now image a bomb the size texas hitting the planet.
4/16/2009 3:21:27 AM
#940741
Thundersqueaks
"The Bible says it only took a week, so I'm not arguing."
Spoken like a good little sheep.
4/16/2009 3:29:43 AM
#940744
EvoPagan
Yeah and all the animals in the world didn't live in Noah's back yard, either.
4/16/2009 3:44:33 AM
#940756
Katsuro
This is so stupid it gave me brain damage just reading it. Thanks a bunch!
4/16/2009 4:12:01 AM
#940757
ausador
Sigh, why bother, but...
Chicxulub, Yucatan Peninsula, Mexico
21°20'N, 89°30'W; diameter: 170 km; age: 64.98 million years
This three-dimensional map of local gravity and magnetic field variations shows a multiringed structure called Chicxulub named after a village located near its center. The impact basin is buried by several hundred meters of sediment, hiding it from view. This image shows the basin viewed obliquely from approximately 60° above the surface looking north, with artificial lighting from the south. The image covers 88 to 90.5° west longitude and 19.5 to 22.5° north latitude. NASA scientists believe that an asteroid 10 to 20 kilometers (6 to 12 miles) in diameter produced this impact basin. The asteroid hit a geologically unique, sulfur-rich region of the Yucatan Peninsula and kicked up billions of tons of sulfur and other materials into the atmosphere. Darkness prevailed for about half a year after the collision. This caused global temperatures to plunge near freezing. Half of the species on Earth became extinct including the dinosaurs.
(Image courtesy of V. L. Sharpton, LPI)
4/16/2009 4:13:51 AM
#940768
Dr. Razark
Look up "nuclear winter".
Apply new knowledge to large impact event.
Achieve enlightenment.
4/16/2009 4:25:54 AM
#940773
spaceamoeba
Yes I read most of this thread too. I havent been so entertained for months!
4/16/2009 4:47:34 AM
#940777
Mister Spak
"Not "believed" so much as "accepted" "
Not "accepted" so much as "photographed"
"Wonder why it doesn't cover half of Mexico."
Because Mexico is more than twice as big
as the crater. You fundies are really stupid.
"Apart from the fact that all the dinosaurs didn't live in Mexico."
Or the fact that all the people killed in Hiroshima were not in the building under the bomb. Really, you people are stupid.
4/16/2009 4:57:44 AM
#940794
breakerslion
Not "believed" so much as "accepted"
So, you reserve the word, "believe" for irrational, unscientific, and unprovable assertions then?
The Bible says it only took a week, so I'm not arguing.
The Bibble-babble also says if you're a man, you should not cut your hair, but you should not wear it long like a woman. How's that working out for you? Do you use a blowtorch on your head?
That must be some crater over Yucatan way. Wonder why it doesn't cover half of Mexico.
Um... because it's smaller than Mexico yet bigger than a breadbox?
Apart from the fact that all the dinosaurs didn't live in Mexico.
Apart from the fact that you have an incomplete sentence there, you're wrong. All the dinosaurs did live in Mexico at the time. They saw the oncoming meteor in space and mistook it for a god. They started a whole religion around the idea and were all on hand for the momentous occasion when God landed on Earth. Dinosaurs were stupid. It's written down now, so it must be the literal truth, right?
4/16/2009 5:48:44 AM
#940798
Thinking Allowed
4/16/2009 5:59:09 AM
#940800
Tearlich
DarkfireTaimatsu: He is a Piled Higher and Deeper of Truthology of course. Same as Ken Hovind.
4/16/2009 6:03:07 AM
#940801
John
Apart from the fact that all the dinosaurs didn't live in Mexico.
No, but all the Gila monsters do (at least as Mexico existed prior to the Mexican-American War). How'd they get there after the Flood? Trudge all the way across North Africa and swim 4,000 miles across the Atlantic?
4/16/2009 6:03:38 AM
#940819
michael1384
I looked at the thread and I'm starting to think that this guys' avatar is an accurate representation of what he does to himself on a daily basis.
4/16/2009 6:50:34 AM
#940826
Blackvoice
Good grief. Okay. Let me explain it to you.
Asteroid = impact = boom = death
Now:
FUCKING HUGE asteroid = FUCKING HUGE crater = FUCKING HUGE boom = no dinosaurs
Any questions?
4/16/2009 7:17:19 AM
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