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#940557
Narwhalman
Within the next few years, a man will appear on TV worldwide performing miracles, even the most delusional atheist will know this man is supernatural...
Chris Angel?
4/15/2009 8:38:37 PM
#940558
EvoPagan
Yeah I loved it when David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear, that was sweet.
4/15/2009 8:41:02 PM
#940561
Dio Fa
Televangelism is so 1980's.
4/15/2009 8:44:20 PM
#940566
a mind far far away
If that's the case, then I'm sure all those atheists, agnostics, etc., who were former xtians, would realize it, and go back. Xtians are deceived enough as it is, without them trying to deceive everyone else. Nice try though.
4/15/2009 8:52:38 PM
#940594
ausador
Naw, we will just say that he has some really great Computer-generated imagery techs working for him. Then get into arguments on the web about whether his special effects are better than the ones in Star Wars or not, etc...
4/15/2009 9:43:46 PM
#940607
WMDKitty
Dude, what the fuck are you smoking, and why aren't you sharing?
That's gotta be some potent ganja...
4/15/2009 10:08:48 PM
#940611
C in TX
The Left Behind books are fiction, you idiot, not premonition.
I bet you think we will be implanted with chips too, huh?
4/15/2009 10:21:16 PM
#940613
The Skeptic Wept
Nah, The Amazing Randi will be there to debunk his act.
4/15/2009 10:23:30 PM
#940616
enna
I'm gonna laugh when this never happens.
4/15/2009 10:31:14 PM
#940651
onoma
a few years? so at least by 2014? Please come back then so we can laugh at you more. Thanks!
4/15/2009 11:20:46 PM
#940659
aaa
I have done a lot crazier shit than that.
4/15/2009 11:32:09 PM
#940661
speccy4i
If that's the case, how can you be sure that the first Christ wasn't Satan?
Because a book told you?
4/15/2009 11:35:15 PM
#940673
Noone's won Randi's million dollar challenge yet, so that'd have to be one hell of a miracle worker.
Ugh, religion poisons the minds of the gullible.
4/16/2009 12:15:03 AM
#940706
Slater
Wouldn't that make Satan pretty stupid? I mean, if he poses as Jesus and clearly shows that the supernatural exists, he would likely create a hell of a lot of converts to Christianity. Isn't that sort of the opposite of his goal, according to you people?
4/16/2009 1:32:30 AM
#940708
Atheismo
Since "couple" would be two, I'll assume "few" means three. I've blocked my calendar.
I sure hope gymguy25 isn't jerking my chain.
4/16/2009 1:38:40 AM
#940709
Atheismo
Edited double post. Sorry. It wasn't me, it was the refresh button. I only clickied it.
4/16/2009 1:39:22 AM
#940711
speccy4i
@ Atheismo
No, that's God's vengeance.
I bet you're shitting yourself at his power.
4/16/2009 1:42:43 AM
#940716
Paschal Wagner
Uri Geller was the Antichrist!
4/16/2009 2:07:21 AM
#940729
Paler_Face
Within the next few years, a man will appear on TV worldwide performing miracles
Like Peter Poppov?
even the most delusional atheist will know this man is supernatural and will understand God is real.
Only after he wins James Randi's Million Dollar Challenge, and even then only tentatively.
I predict that the JREF would expose your miracle worker for the fraud he/she/it is.
Parlor tricks do not impress us much.
4/16/2009 2:49:32 AM
#940732
Atheismo
I beg to differ, Paler Face. I am usually very impressed with parlor tricks.
4/16/2009 3:02:20 AM
#940739
Thundersqueaks
Can you give me a specific time so I can set my video recorder? I wouldn't want to miss it.
4/16/2009 3:25:50 AM
#940742
radical bacon
Satan is not the devil, he is the tempter. get your own metaphysical entities right.
4/16/2009 3:37:45 AM
#940751
CailinBan
Well if Satan is performing worldwide miracles, why shouldn't we worship him instead of Jesus? Same benefits, right? And Satan isn't a mass murderer unlike Jesus/God.
4/16/2009 3:59:39 AM
#940753
HeathenAngel
Narwhalman beat me to it. Kudos.
*walks away mumbling about always being on the late-show*
4/16/2009 4:07:15 AM
#940783
Dogmeat
Don't worry, you're a bit late but we know about Peter Popoff already.
4/16/2009 5:08:37 AM
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