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Within the next few years, a man will appear on TV worldwide performing miracles, even the most delusional atheist will know this man is supernatural...
4/15/2009 8:38:37 PM
Yeah I loved it when David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear, that was sweet.
4/15/2009 8:41:02 PM
Televangelism is so 1980's.
4/15/2009 8:44:20 PM
a mind far far away
If that's the case, then I'm sure all those atheists, agnostics, etc., who were former xtians, would realize it, and go back. Xtians are deceived enough as it is, without them trying to deceive everyone else. Nice try though.
4/15/2009 8:52:38 PM
Naw, we will just say that he has some really great Computer-generated imagery techs working for him. Then get into arguments on the web about whether his special effects are better than the ones in Star Wars or not, etc...
4/15/2009 9:43:46 PM
Dude, what the fuck are you smoking, and why aren't you sharing?
That's gotta be some potent ganja...
4/15/2009 10:08:48 PM
C in TX
The Left Behind books are fiction, you idiot, not premonition.
I bet you think we will be implanted with chips too, huh?
4/15/2009 10:21:16 PM
The Skeptic Wept
Nah, The Amazing Randi will be there to debunk his act.
4/15/2009 10:23:30 PM
I'm gonna laugh when this never happens.
4/15/2009 10:31:14 PM
a few years? so at least by 2014? Please come back then so we can laugh at you more. Thanks!
4/15/2009 11:20:46 PM
I have done a lot crazier shit than that.
4/15/2009 11:32:09 PM
If that's the case, how can you be sure that the first Christ wasn't Satan?
Because a book told you?
4/15/2009 11:35:15 PM
Noone's won Randi's million dollar challenge yet, so that'd have to be one hell of a miracle worker.
Ugh, religion poisons the minds of the gullible.
4/16/2009 12:15:03 AM
Wouldn't that make Satan pretty stupid? I mean, if he poses as Jesus and clearly shows that the supernatural exists, he would likely create a hell of a lot of converts to Christianity. Isn't that sort of the opposite of his goal, according to you people?
4/16/2009 1:32:30 AM
Since "couple" would be two, I'll assume "few" means three. I've blocked my calendar.
I sure hope gymguy25 isn't jerking my chain.
4/16/2009 1:38:40 AM
Edited double post. Sorry. It wasn't me, it was the refresh button. I only clickied it.
4/16/2009 1:39:22 AM
No, that's God's vengeance.
I bet you're shitting yourself at his power.
4/16/2009 1:42:43 AM
Uri Geller was the Antichrist!
4/16/2009 2:07:21 AM
Within the next few years, a man will appear on TV worldwide performing miracles
Like Peter Poppov?
even the most delusional atheist will know this man is supernatural and will understand God is real.
Only after he wins James Randi's Million Dollar Challenge, and even then only tentatively.
I predict that the JREF would expose your miracle worker for the fraud he/she/it is.
Parlor tricks do not impress us much.
4/16/2009 2:49:32 AM
I beg to differ, Paler Face. I am usually very impressed with parlor tricks.
4/16/2009 3:02:20 AM
Can you give me a specific time so I can set my video recorder? I wouldn't want to miss it.
4/16/2009 3:25:50 AM
Satan is not the devil, he is the tempter. get your own metaphysical entities right.
4/16/2009 3:37:45 AM
Well if Satan is performing worldwide miracles, why shouldn't we worship him instead of Jesus? Same benefits, right? And Satan isn't a mass murderer unlike Jesus/God.
4/16/2009 3:59:39 AM
Narwhalman beat me to it. Kudos.
*walks away mumbling about always being on the late-show*
4/16/2009 4:07:15 AM
Don't worry, you're a bit late but we know about Peter Popoff already.
4/16/2009 5:08:37 AM
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