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Quote# 61440

Atheist:

How do you explain the reference to four-legged flying creeping things in the bible?

Lonny:

I am looking possibly there was an animal with four legs that did fly but through time and being told we can't eat them the Athiest ate all the four legged creapy things because they where told not to.

Lonny, VenomFangXSite 71 Comments [4/15/2009 2:28:58 AM]
Fundie Index: 69
Submitted By: Jeron Limbeek
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#939964
the old firm

One has to admire this gem of stupidity. Really. Future Generations will look back and envy us because of such an amount of FAIL!

4/15/2009 6:11:28 AM

#939968
Jezebel's Evil Sister

Nah. Atheists only eat babies.


4/15/2009 6:14:54 AM

#939972
Orion

"the Athiest"

The one who was most Athi ate them all!

4/15/2009 6:18:29 AM

#939977
werewolf

Hey, when you make a funny, it helps if you have a point. Otherwise, stick to your day job.

4/15/2009 6:21:08 AM

#939986


wat

4/15/2009 6:31:28 AM

#939994
Little Natty Fattikins

"there was an animal with four legs that did fly"

That part is correct, if he's referring to bats. You know, them mammals what the Buybull classifies as birds.

4/15/2009 6:43:10 AM

#940004
Mookie Blaylock

This is a new one for me: explaining Biblical errors with "athiests ate them."

4/15/2009 6:57:39 AM

#940006


I'm thinking this guy was trying to be flip, since noone could honesty believe this.

4/15/2009 6:58:48 AM

#940010
????

.......what?

4/15/2009 7:02:38 AM

#940020
Zipperback

Well there are four legged creeping things that sort of fly, like sugar gliders.

4/15/2009 7:23:07 AM

#940027
Dexter

I've buyed some pink unicorn filet, something about three pounds in weight (bargain sale).

Problem: I'm lacking cooking recipes. Any suggestions out there?

MfG

4/15/2009 7:34:47 AM

#940037
Runehawk

Ummm.... I'm guessing that red wine goes well with unicorn meat? Or should that be rose'? -r

4/15/2009 8:13:24 AM

#940039
CalcSwamiS

I must say, this is pretty creative. Lonny is either a clever Poe or a guy with the mind of a three year old. Either way, this is probably one of my favorite pieces of Christian apologetics I have ever seen.

4/15/2009 8:16:55 AM

#940055
Dio Fa

One slip of the knife during brain surgery is all it takes to turn a halfwit into Lonny.

4/15/2009 8:38:06 AM

#940060


Lonny?
Loony morelike..

4/15/2009 8:47:32 AM

#940070
Papabear

I am looking at the very distinct possibility, the very, very likely possibility, that Lonny is a moron.

4/15/2009 9:00:55 AM

#940072
ericm6

wtf is he even saying

4/15/2009 9:04:34 AM

#940073
BobsOldSocks

You're not the sharpest tool in the box, are you Lonny?

4/15/2009 9:07:13 AM

#940081
ND

VemonfagX has no imagination. OTher fundies have claimed that the first pair of legs on an insect are not in fact legs, but rather arms. That way they are still 4 legged. This guy is an idiot among idiots.

4/15/2009 9:35:38 AM

#940090
Miykael Poly

uh...

*hides the spices and condiments*


4/15/2009 9:40:37 AM

#940095
D Laurier.

Huh?
What the fuck?

4/15/2009 9:51:36 AM

#940098
Pule Thamex

Brilliant. Well done Lonny. We definitely need more of your fantastic insights. Truly are you blessed with the ability to explain things to the common man.

The man is a font of wisdom. We need more of him here. Besides which, it's absolutely hilarious. It is a perfect example of the power of the Lord to inspire His followers and imbue them with sniggeroids.

4/15/2009 9:55:12 AM

#940104
Snarky

Only cause you religious sorts ate all the snipes!

4/15/2009 10:04:33 AM

#940121
Elphada

VenomFang? Does he actually think he's lethal?

4/15/2009 10:32:39 AM

#940142
Mrs. Antichrist

If it's not babby, we're not going to eat it.

4/15/2009 11:08:27 AM
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