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Quote# 61440

Atheist:

How do you explain the reference to four-legged flying creeping things in the bible?

Lonny:

I am looking possibly there was an animal with four legs that did fly but through time and being told we can't eat them the Athiest ate all the four legged creapy things because they where told not to.

Lonny, VenomFangXSite 71 Comments [4/15/2009 2:28:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeron Limbeek
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#939865
WMDKitty


4/15/2009 2:34:33 AM

#939866
dpareja

If you're looking for a four-legged insect, Lonny, I suggest you find a dictionary and look up "insect".

4/15/2009 2:34:40 AM

#939870
Imroy

Or maybe your bible is just the myths and legends of some bronze-age people.

Now try to twist Occam's Razor in your favour...

4/15/2009 2:44:43 AM

#939871
aaa

Goldmine. Get mah pickax.

4/15/2009 2:46:43 AM

#939879


Four-legged flying creeping things...huh. I suppose it works fine if you pull off two of the legs.

Atheism was almost unheard of back then. It is a far more recent movement. No one would have eaten all the four-legged flying creeping things just because they were told not to. Atheism is when one acts not in opposition to religion, but completely without any regard for it.

4/15/2009 3:11:05 AM

#939884
Nightjaguar

LMAO!

4/15/2009 3:20:14 AM

#939885
Mihangel apYrs

is this guy even sentient?!

4/15/2009 3:20:37 AM

#939886
EvoPagan


4/15/2009 3:21:45 AM

#939892


It's true, we also ate all the unicorns.


Mmmmmm Unicorn...

4/15/2009 3:32:12 AM

#939893
Paschal Wagner

Yeah, well, you lot ate all the dinosaurs! And you didn't even bother mentioning them in your bible first!

4/15/2009 3:33:53 AM

#939895
dpareja

Paschal Wagner:

Sure they did. It's right after God created Adamina and right before he created Steve.

Then he smacked himself for not making Adam and Eve bi.

4/15/2009 3:48:41 AM

#939902
Dan Onymous

"...the Athiest ate all the four legged creapy things..."

Damn, that's one hungry atheist!

4/15/2009 4:11:57 AM

#939907


A poe?

Anyway, the dumbest shit I've heard this week. "There's no four-legged flying creeping things anyymore since the atheist ate them all because they were told not to by God, and we all know how much they like disobedience."

Shit, this is dumb!

4/15/2009 4:24:14 AM

#939912
The Lazy One

Yeah, sorry. We ate them all. And they were DELICIOUS. :P

Hey Lonny, would you like to join us for a unicorn barbecue next Saturday? It'll be great! We'll even give you the horn- it's the best part!

4/15/2009 4:31:07 AM

#939918
Thammuz

Like portoguese people did with the dodos!

4/15/2009 4:52:50 AM

#939919
Belquer

Holy crap... now we are eating all the evidence... What will they think of next.

4/15/2009 5:02:13 AM

#939922
Norse Pagan

What language is that? It looks like English, but it makes no sense whatsoever.

4/15/2009 5:06:02 AM

#939924
Kinderklein

Hasn't VenomFangX been slapped around enough to shut up and put his site down?

4/15/2009 5:08:53 AM

#939929
Rat of Steel

(#939892)
"It's true, we also ate all the unicorns."


Was that before or after the troll was summoned?

4/15/2009 5:21:58 AM

#939931
Clown

Not only unicorns, but dragons as well. In your face, Draco and Sapphire!

4/15/2009 5:25:58 AM

#939944


Considering that the six-legged ones exceed the total weight of the entire rest of the animal kingdom, it seems pretty unlikely that humans could cause the extinction of four-legged insects, if they ever existed, simply by eating them. Plus, if that were true, why didn't the atheists eat all the pigs and shrimp? They were forbidden by the OT, too.

4/15/2009 5:48:26 AM

#939949
Blackvoice

Oh, wow. That's physically painful to read!

4/15/2009 5:56:49 AM

#939955
Mister Spak

But Athiest are environmental wackos and don't make things extinct.

4/15/2009 6:04:01 AM

#939960
Table Rock

Eating imaginary insects is murder.

4/15/2009 6:08:07 AM

#939963
breakerslion

Actually, Satan, that Master of Mischief, that MC of Misery, sent all his minions scurrying about super-gluing two extra legs on every insect ever born, just to fuck with you Fundies. Even now, they hang about the swamps with a large assortment of tiny legs and microscopic glue guns... and that's why swamps smell bad little Loony, er, Lonny.

Sorry. I really shouldn't write things after my head explodes.

4/15/2009 6:10:09 AM
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