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4/15/2009 2:34:33 AM
If you're looking for a four-legged insect, Lonny, I suggest you find a dictionary and look up "insect".
4/15/2009 2:34:40 AM
Or maybe your bible is just the myths and legends of some bronze-age people.
Now try to twist Occam's Razor in your favour...
4/15/2009 2:44:43 AM
Goldmine. Get mah pickax.
4/15/2009 2:46:43 AM
Four-legged flying creeping things...huh. I suppose it works fine if you pull off two of the legs.
Atheism was almost unheard of back then. It is a far more recent movement. No one would have eaten all the four-legged flying creeping things just because they were told not to. Atheism is when one acts not in opposition to religion, but completely without any regard for it.
4/15/2009 3:11:05 AM
4/15/2009 3:20:14 AM
is this guy even sentient?!
4/15/2009 3:20:37 AM
4/15/2009 3:21:45 AM
It's true, we also ate all the unicorns.
4/15/2009 3:32:12 AM
Yeah, well, you lot ate all the dinosaurs! And you didn't even bother mentioning them in your bible first!
4/15/2009 3:33:53 AM
Sure they did. It's right after God created Adamina and right before he created Steve.
Then he smacked himself for not making Adam and Eve bi.
4/15/2009 3:48:41 AM
"...the Athiest ate all the four legged creapy things..."
Damn, that's one hungry atheist!
4/15/2009 4:11:57 AM
Anyway, the dumbest shit I've heard this week. "There's no four-legged flying creeping things anyymore since the atheist ate them all because they were told not to by God, and we all know how much they like disobedience."
Shit, this is dumb!
4/15/2009 4:24:14 AM
The Lazy One
Yeah, sorry. We ate them all. And they were DELICIOUS. :P
Hey Lonny, would you like to join us for a unicorn barbecue next Saturday? It'll be great! We'll even give you the horn- it's the best part!
4/15/2009 4:31:07 AM
Like portoguese people did with the dodos!
4/15/2009 4:52:50 AM
Holy crap... now we are eating all the evidence... What will they think of next.
4/15/2009 5:02:13 AM
What language is that? It looks like English, but it makes no sense whatsoever.
4/15/2009 5:06:02 AM
Hasn't VenomFangX been slapped around enough to shut up and put his site down?
4/15/2009 5:08:53 AM
Rat of Steel
"It's true, we also ate all the unicorns."
Was that before or after the troll was summoned?
4/15/2009 5:21:58 AM
Not only unicorns, but dragons as well. In your face, Draco and Sapphire!
4/15/2009 5:25:58 AM
Considering that the six-legged ones exceed the total weight of the entire rest of the animal kingdom, it seems pretty unlikely that humans could cause the extinction of four-legged insects, if they ever existed, simply by eating them. Plus, if that were true, why didn't the atheists eat all the pigs and shrimp? They were forbidden by the OT, too.
4/15/2009 5:48:26 AM
Oh, wow. That's physically painful to read!
4/15/2009 5:56:49 AM
But Athiest are environmental wackos and don't make things extinct.
4/15/2009 6:04:01 AM
Eating imaginary insects is murder.
4/15/2009 6:08:07 AM
Actually, Satan, that Master of Mischief, that MC of Misery, sent all his minions scurrying about super-gluing two extra legs on every insect ever born, just to fuck with you Fundies. Even now, they hang about the swamps with a large assortment of tiny legs and microscopic glue guns... and that's why swamps smell bad little Loony, er, Lonny.
Sorry. I really shouldn't write things after my head explodes.
4/15/2009 6:10:09 AM
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