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Pretty sure its a repeat.
4/1/2009 3:18:10 PM
Oh, Rapture Readians, you never cease to entertain.
4/2/2009 12:54:19 PM
Well, that was a waste of a post.
4/2/2009 12:58:41 PM
So, in case of rapture, you want to be sure you're wearing unholy undergarments.
Maybe someone will leave behind what would become the Tighty-Whities of Turin...
4/2/2009 1:01:32 PM
Why should you care?
What does it matter what the fuck we think of you if you're up there sucking God's cock?
And surely we'd have better things to be doing than inspecting left underwear with all the judgement and burning.
Nice to know the some people, even when they are batshit crazy, haven't got their priorities straight.
4/2/2009 1:04:49 PM
Even if your rapture was to happen, I still doubt many people would be interested in your used underwear.
4/2/2009 1:11:06 PM
I thought Mormons had the holy underwear?
4/2/2009 1:12:47 PM
Wait... he's concerned that the Rapture is going to take him out of his clothes, so he wants to be sure to wear clean underwear? UNDERWEAR IS/ARE CLOTHES. You fail at failing.
(Though the image of a whole bunch of nekkid post-rapture xtians gasping in shock at one anothers' bareness is kinda funny...)
4/2/2009 1:18:29 PM
4/2/2009 1:20:33 PM
Yeah but, True Christians go commando.
4/2/2009 1:30:35 PM
You are easily entertained, aren't you?
4/2/2009 1:32:53 PM
By the time you're in an accident are you really worrying about your underwear? Hell, if somehow you actually are raptured are you really going to be embarrassed that you left behind less than perfect underwear?
4/2/2009 1:39:08 PM
Rat of Steel
Holey Fruit o' the Looms, Batman!
Sorry, couldn't resist.
4/2/2009 1:39:44 PM
isn't it supposed to be " bring some clean underwear" not wear clean underwear(although you really should) because you might crap(or wet) yourself?
EDITED: because I prematurely apostrophe-ed
4/2/2009 1:43:03 PM
I believe this is a repost from the old site, but it's still silly as hell. And sad, that the only reason a person could have for buying new underwear (it's only like $5 for a package of Hanes!) is the crapture. Don't you have any self-esteem at all?
4/2/2009 1:51:00 PM
Forget about underwear, The important thing is to always bring a towel.
4/2/2009 1:52:24 PM
I know it's goofy, but
It always gets me when they say this - it's like hearing, for the briefest of moments, the starved, beaten remnant of the fundie's sanity, hammering desperately on the walls of its isolation cell, deep within their brain.
4/2/2009 2:01:11 PM
"when the rapture takes place, everything we are wearing is left behind."
So the Rapture's one big orgy? Maybe I should rethink this.
4/2/2009 2:03:13 PM
So you're wearing unholy undergarments, instead?
4/2/2009 2:06:09 PM
Like you said, weird huh.
4/2/2009 2:07:23 PM
(I don't have alot of money for new clothes!)
Everyone on RR seems permanently broke. It's almost as though they all have minimum wage jobs from which they're repeatedly fired.
I guess it must be that Xstain persecution they constantly rattle on about. Either that or they're all socially dysfunctional.
4/2/2009 2:24:09 PM
So all the unsaved are going to walk around inspecting piles of clothes down to underwear, working out which are embarrassing, then trying to trace who owned the underwear before the rapture?
Do you really think the rest of humanity is as fucking insane as you people?
4/2/2009 2:29:24 PM
But isn't heaven all about being holy? (as my brother would say)
4/2/2009 2:31:48 PM
"Wait... he's concerned that the Rapture is going to take him out of his clothes, so he wants to be sure to wear clean underwear? UNDERWEAR IS/ARE CLOTHES. You fail at failing."
He's not worried that he'll show up in Heaven with underwear on that has holes in it, he's worried that the folks left behind will look at the pile of clothes he left and say, "Tsk tsk tsk, he was wearing underwear with holes in it! What a n00b."
4/2/2009 2:33:10 PM
Weird? Try insane.
4/2/2009 2:37:25 PM
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