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Quote# 61072

Here's what I've learned from my sources.

Both Satan and Christ have incarnated on Earth a while ago. The rule
of Hell is left to Satan's son, Santanas. Who I have had the displeasure
of meeting personally in his lair, the 5th circle of Hell. He tortured my
soul.. for what seemed ages, before I was rescued. Luckily the memory
of the actual pain that was caused to me, was erased from my mind. I
was returned to my body after my rescuers broke the chains that held
me.

However, the Christ that has incarnated on Earth, is not the same Jesus
Christ from 2000 years ago, it is a different soul, but with the same
strength, the same abilities and probably even more.. because the battle
that is going to be fought in 2012, between the Christ and His forces, and
Satan and His forces, will be unlike anything this planet has ever seen.

Wehali, Above Top Secret 102 Comments [4/2/2009 12:38:02 PM]
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Submitted By: ausador
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#933026
Dio Fa

shhhh...do you want to be transferred to Nurse Ratched's ward?

4/2/2009 11:50:29 AM

#933029
BrendanJD

I thought Satan's son was named Mammon. Of course, what place do facts have in organized religion?

4/2/2009 11:53:09 AM

#933030
Dexter

Stop smoking crack!

4/2/2009 11:54:34 AM

#933033
Old Viking

I'm also hoping the battle will be televised. Imagine what a 60-second commercial will go for on that mama.

4/2/2009 11:56:46 AM

#933034
Morrigan

@ Grigadil

Im guessing its a long quest, and that you need to be at least level 50 to make it....

But I think he used a cheat code XD

4/2/2009 11:56:54 AM

#933037
stupidroro

This smells and sure looks like BS wrapped in a tin-foil hat.

4/2/2009 12:00:42 PM

#933038
Lucilius

Was it Captain America who rescued you?

4/2/2009 12:01:37 PM

#933044
Marsten

And if it DOESN'T happen in 2012, will you do us all a favour and put a bullet in your head?

4/2/2009 12:06:02 PM

#933046
OH Atheist

@Morrigan:

Nah, even Marvel's not stupid enough to try to sell that plot.

4/2/2009 12:07:14 PM

#933049
WMDKitty

My money's on Satan.

4/2/2009 12:10:54 PM

#933050
aaa

Damn, that must be some good weed you have there dude.

4/2/2009 12:13:44 PM

#933056
a mind far far away

Religious beliefs, no matter how out there they are, don't make for good sci-fi.

4/2/2009 12:21:50 PM

#933057
Drax

Yeah, those bad trips are why I stopped doing LSD.

4/2/2009 12:23:16 PM

#933058
a mind far far away

@Illuminatalie: Yeah, but his saving throws still sucks.

4/2/2009 12:23:55 PM

#933059
Valohir

I think I played that Dungeons & Dragons Adventure back in the '80s. It was 'FSTDT-9 The Devil has a Son?' by Gary Gygax. I didn't have enough hit points to survive the torture though :(

4/2/2009 12:29:35 PM

#933061
Mister Spak

This is more schizophrenic than fundie. On the other hand it's hard to tell the difference.

4/2/2009 12:39:23 PM

#933064
Clown

Is this sequel of "Constantine"? Cool preview dude.

4/2/2009 12:43:23 PM

#933069
Mayhem

"because the battle
that is going to be fought in 2012, between the Christ and His forces, and
Satan and His forces, will be unlike anything this planet has ever seen."

Pfft. It's all damn PvP raids in WOW now. How about some more solo content?

4/2/2009 12:52:40 PM

#933082
Hazor

...I'm going to cry if people srsly believe this. ;.;

4/2/2009 1:04:20 PM

#933093
BufferickVonHellbags

SUNDAY!
SUNDAY!
SUNDAY!
BE THERE!!!
BE THERE!!!
BEEE THEERRRREE!!!!!

4/2/2009 1:13:09 PM

#933101
Arts_Myth

He tortured my soul.. for what seemed ages, before I was rescued. Luckily the memory of the actual pain that was caused to me, was erased from my mind. I was returned to my body after my rescuers broke the chains that held me.

Falling asleep during an episode of Supernatural does not equal holy revelations.

4/2/2009 1:20:03 PM

#933119
tracer

@ Morrigan : Crisis on Infinite Revelations, mayhap?

4/2/2009 1:54:02 PM

#933127
Random Guy

I think Wehali really needs to cut back on the drugs.

4/2/2009 2:03:49 PM

#933128
LDM

Sorry, mushrooms don't count as a source.

4/2/2009 2:06:07 PM

#933133
Average Guy

Sounds like a low budget Sci-fi movie.

4/2/2009 2:16:19 PM
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