Quote# 61072
Here's what I've learned from my sources.
Both Satan and Christ have incarnated on Earth a while ago. The rule
of Hell is left to Satan's son, Santanas. Who I have had the displeasure
of meeting personally in his lair, the 5th circle of Hell. He tortured my
soul.. for what seemed ages, before I was rescued. Luckily the memory
of the actual pain that was caused to me, was erased from my mind. I
was returned to my body after my rescuers broke the chains that held
me.
However, the Christ that has incarnated on Earth, is not the same Jesus
Christ from 2000 years ago, it is a different soul, but with the same
strength, the same abilities and probably even more.. because the battle
that is going to be fought in 2012, between the Christ and His forces, and
Satan and His forces, will be unlike anything this planet has ever seen.
Wehali,
Above Top Secret 102 Comments [4/2/2009 12:38:02 PM]
Fundie Index: 92
Submitted By: ausador
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#932988
emau99
By "sources", you mean voices in your head, don't you?
4/2/2009 10:37:12 AM
#932991
Efrain
Santanas? Saint anus? Is this the plot for a gay porno?
4/2/2009 10:46:31 AM
#932992
NecroVMX
This shit is great, it's like fucking christian fundie fan fiction
4/2/2009 10:47:35 AM
#932993
Morrigan
Published by Marvel
4/2/2009 10:48:09 AM
#932994
Eden
Santana is Satans Son?
Who would have guessed :D
4/2/2009 10:49:03 AM
#932995
speccy4i
So it's more of a re-imagining than a sequel?
4/2/2009 10:50:03 AM
#932996
Illuminatalie
The rule of Hell is left to Satan's son, Santanas.
You've been misinformed. Carlos has been living on earth for the last 50 years looking for a black magic woman.
not the same Jesus Christ from 2000 years ago, it is a different soul, but with the same
strength, the same abilities and probably even more.
And 500 additional hit points.
will be unlike anything this planet has ever seen.
I highly doubt they will top the new star wars movies.
4/2/2009 10:53:17 AM
#932998
Okay, so you remember that you were tortured, but you don't remember the pain...
And you claim that Hell has circles, despite that being non-Biblical...
Santanas is ALSO non-Biblical...
Tell me, are you being ironic, or just being retarded?
4/2/2009 10:54:15 AM
#933000
anonymous
If Christ is still part of the Trinity, then defeating any sort of evil is just a problem of saying, "Hey, I'm going to end your existence now since I own the universe".
It wouldn't be a battle as much as a jump cut.
4/2/2009 10:58:21 AM
#933004
The L
Peyote is not a Jesus-approved substitute for Holy Communion. ;P
4/2/2009 11:02:53 AM
#933005
Doctor Whom
Later in the thread:
My sources is basically the Light spirit world. Entities such as my own and
my friends spirit guides, Archangels such as Michael, Ascended Masters
such as St Germain. Me and my friend ask them questions about the near
and distant future. If we ask trivial questions such as: "what am I thinking
of now", or "which hand am I holding up now", or other questions that no
one else can know, we always receive the correct answer.
So, yes, the "sources" are the voices in Wehali's head.
4/2/2009 11:04:51 AM
#933007
Lioness
It tells you something about how angry and violent the other quotes on FSTDT are that for this guy, who is clearly delusional, my reaction is:
Aww, poor guy. You're kooky, but you're not half-bad.
*head pats*
Still, a few meds might be in order.
4/2/2009 11:09:20 AM
#933008
Empress
Wow. That's some premium-grade batshit insanity right there!
4/2/2009 11:14:26 AM
#933009
Will this battle be a pay-per-view event? Because, if it is, I'm going to have to get cable.
4/2/2009 11:14:41 AM
#933010
TauRaven
Damn, and here all along I thought Hellboy was satan's son.And on top of that what the hell does this twit have against Santana??
4/2/2009 11:14:52 AM
#933011
Schizophrenic. I would bet a thousand bucks that the person who wrote this is one.
4/2/2009 11:18:15 AM
#933013
Morrigan
Besides, with all the continuity errors in the bible they had to fix it with a mega comercial event to keep the franchise alive...
BIBLICAL CRISIS!!!!
4/2/2009 11:21:10 AM
#933014
LabRat
Sounds more like a weird role playing game
4/2/2009 11:24:13 AM
#933015
Grigadil
Tell us how you escaped the fifth circle. I'm sure other gamers would want to know.
4/2/2009 11:24:23 AM
#933016
Captain Britannica
Got a black magic woman
Got a black magic woman,
Got a black magic woman
Got me so blind I can't see
Got a black magic woman
Tryin' to make a devil out of me
4/2/2009 11:25:56 AM
#933019
SurfinSeaOtter
Santanas... sounds like a Mexican biker gang
4/2/2009 11:30:37 AM
#933020
mike-mike
Sounds like a half decent movie.
4/2/2009 11:41:03 AM
#933022
Mihangel apYrs
Not content with the bullshit from the wholly babble, they hsve to make up extra stuff!
4/2/2009 11:48:15 AM
#933023
electrophilic
I agree with mike-mike
4/2/2009 11:48:25 AM
#933024
Old Viking
I'm also hoping the battle will be televised. Imagine what a 60-second commercial will go for on that mama.
4/2/2009 11:48:48 AM
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