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As far as the non drug addict population knows, the egyptians enslaved the hebrews, not christians. I suppose you read this in the "original" bible.
5/24/2011 12:29:37 PM
Son, you best be trollin'.
5/24/2011 4:36:54 PM
All I ever read was my children's bible, and I know better than him!
6/5/2011 8:41:13 PM
goddess of hellfire
moses was thousands of years BEFORE christ, you moron. you should have to take in IQ test to be allowed to use the internet...
6/9/2011 8:16:51 AM
People this stupid need to be exterminated in childhood.
6/11/2011 4:06:56 AM
6/18/2011 10:06:55 AM
The illogical sandwich
Spewing out ASAP!
Will you ever, be a bit clever,
and laugh at God here with me?
7/13/2011 6:51:31 PM
7/27/2011 6:45:04 PM
Osama ibn Abdullah
adam, nuh, ibraheem, musa, eisa and all thw othr prophetes were muslims.!?,..
8/4/2011 11:32:09 PM
He's not a CHRIS-CHUN-AH!
8/4/2011 11:40:04 PM
This is why they were considered Prophets. They could apparently see the future.
9/4/2011 1:24:31 PM
Right, 'cause he led the Christians out of Egypt, right?
I'm calling Time Warp for Jesus on this one.
10/18/2011 2:03:25 PM
The Illogical Sandwich
I can't comprehend how stupid they get...
11/8/2011 2:07:37 PM
kamen no Will
of all of them this is surely the most straightforwardly dumb. possibly a troll though
12/21/2011 10:02:33 AM
2/26/2012 3:06:16 PM
Uh....no. Moses was Jewish, because Christ hadn't even been born yet. Remember when he asked the Pharoah to "Let his people go"? You better go back and read your Bible again, for sure!
4/5/2012 11:30:38 AM
How can he be Christian if Christ hadn't even been born yet?
Incidentally, I was told in Sunday School that because Moses never had the chance to accept Christ as his savior, he went to Hell after he died. Isn't that a lovely thing to tell a kid?
4/5/2012 11:38:27 AM
I am sorry for you, too.
4/14/2012 11:17:11 AM
Blue the Thief
Your an idiot.
4/14/2012 2:49:27 PM
I don't really see the issue here. Obviously it doesn't make sense to us if we view this through an atheistic lens, but theologically speaking it seems the idea is that Moses, etc. were basically on God's right track (so to speak) whereas Judaism (as an entity separate from Christianity and this track) developed more as an aberration due to the denial of Jesus as Christ. Thus the good guys continued on recognizing that Christ is the savior whereas the Jews were stubborn and refused, progressing from that point on into a faith the prophets, had they still lived, would have opposed as God would presumably have instructed them to do since the same God that was said to inform them was the same God who gave the world baby Jesus.
Of course this can also produce anti-semitic undertones.
It's worth noting that according to Islam every single Prophet (including Adam, considered the first) were Muslims. They use a similar line of reasoning as this Christian guy apparently does.
I mean I could be wrong and maybe this guy actually does think that Moses was around in Jesus' time or came after or something, but I'm pretty sure he adheres to what I just said.
5/5/2012 10:50:34 AM
Then Jesus was a muslim, I guess?
7/9/2012 6:09:35 AM
Please kill yourself, the gene pool could do without your level of stupid.
8/28/2012 9:34:24 PM
If Moses is a Christian, then Jesus is a Flying Spaghetti Monster.
12/27/2012 9:33:05 PM
In the early days of Christianity, there was a text called the Epistle of Barnabas. The main thrust of this text was trying to prove that the major figures of the Old Testament were Christians, and that the rank and file folks who called themselves "Jews" were heretics who failed to understand the Christian message. The logic used to make this argument was laughably strained, which probably explains why the Epistle of Barnabas was excluded form the Christian canon.
Apparently though, the ludicrous notion that here was Christianity before the sacrifice of Christ is alive and well among particularly ignorant Christian fundamentlaists.
12/27/2012 9:40:41 PM
Self-Proclaimed Time Lord
Moses was a Christian and the TARDIS is gonna land in my house last night after that exciting run for our lives me and the Doctor had March 5, 2013.
2/21/2013 6:19:28 AM
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