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["The Hebrews crossed the 'sea of reeds'. Most Jews agree on this. After all, the first 5 books are theirs."]

The first five books are theirs? Um, no. Moses was a Christian. Sorry.

prosperousindividual, Internet Pastor 207 Comments [3/28/2009 12:14:01 AM]
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#929915

Katsuro

OMFG I think I reptured a major organ from laughing so hard...someone call an ambulance!

3/27/2009 3:35:06 PM

#930121

Fanatic-Templar

Wait, that would mean that he knew Jesus' teaching before Jesus ever taught them, which would mean that they were actually Moses' teachings! Jesus is a plagiarist!

Well, we already knew that, but still, this time it's by your admission!

3/28/2009 12:23:43 AM

#930122

Are you a fucking idiot?

3/28/2009 12:24:38 AM

#930125

Vesper

And Jesus is a druid!

3/28/2009 12:33:45 AM

#930126

Dio Fa

It is pretty bad when one fails at their own mythology.

Let's do the Time Warp again...

3/28/2009 12:37:32 AM

#930134

Dexter

This is poe. I refuse to belive, that a human could possibly this stupid.

3/28/2009 12:59:52 AM

#930138

Captain Britannica

He isn't a Poe, he's a loony. He's one of these obnoxious bastards that believes that modern Jews aren't descended from the Hebrews of the OT. Only True Christians follow the True Faith as described in the OT, so Moses wasn't a Jew but a Christian, QED.

He has two websites, and sells self-published books containing his, ah, wisdom at $10 a go. I think he may prove to be a great new source of teh lulz.

3/28/2009 1:16:02 AM

#930140

Zipperback

What, Haven't you read the third book of the Bible, Exodus 2: Moses Builds a Time Machine?

3/28/2009 1:21:52 AM

#930142

DarkfireTaimatsu

A very apt username, I think.

3/28/2009 1:26:56 AM

#930145

3/28/2009 1:55:13 AM

#930146

the old firm

Ouch. This kind of stupid hurts.

3/28/2009 1:58:36 AM

#930156

Dark_Lord_Prime

"Um, no. Moses was a Christian. Sorry."

Um, no. The entire Old Testament is Jewish.

Jesus was also Jewish.

And ProperousIndividual is a retard.

3/28/2009 2:11:39 AM

#930164

PWEOTWEB

Ah, I see he's using the tried and true "try to make your opponent's head explode from egregious stupidity" tactic of winning debates.

3/28/2009 2:37:33 AM

#930169

Nowonmai

*wipes streaming tears of laughter from her eyes, and climbs back in her chair*

Uh...Moses was Hebrew.

*starts laughing again*

3/28/2009 2:53:03 AM

#930170

Ulfbjorn

Congratulations! You failed Bible class!

3/28/2009 2:54:48 AM

#930179

Thammuz

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

3/28/2009 3:26:50 AM

#930183

spaceamoeba

O_o

...

...

BWAHAHAHA!!!

3/28/2009 3:59:08 AM

#930185

So much stupid in one body..

3/28/2009 4:27:30 AM

#930190

raindrops

Brain, you have one. Use it.

3/28/2009 4:39:43 AM

#930193

a mind far far away

Yeah, because everyone knows jesus was born about 1500 years before he was born. Wait, what?

3/28/2009 5:03:09 AM

#930196

lol wat

3/28/2009 5:08:22 AM

#930200

Mister Spak

Um, no. Moses was a muslim. Sorry.

3/28/2009 5:18:47 AM

#930202

anevilmeme

Yet this asshole will claim he's read the whole bible.

3/28/2009 5:22:07 AM

#930209

Mudak

@Dark_Lord_Prime, to call prosperousindividual a "retard" is an insult to the mentally challenged everywhere. Most retards are much smarter than this...

3/28/2009 5:56:28 AM

#930210

Hakar

Moses was a Timelord.

3/28/2009 5:58:41 AM

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