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IMpotency from masturbation?
Are you fucking idiot? I've masturbated my entire life... and yet I still seem to be able to bed my wife (who like I was a virgin until marriage) every night... Also did you know that if you do not masturbate or have sexual release, the semen shall release it's self during the night anyway approx. every 72 hours... seems to me masturbation is a bit cleaner
8/25/2009 7:21:30 PM
Nope, that's bullshit the worst thing that can happen for wanking is to stain a carpet.
Also, [multiple citations needed]
8/25/2009 9:19:26 PM
I have been jerking off almost daily since I was 13. And I am still fat!!! When is masterbation going to make me thin???"
But at least you'll have an arm like Charles Atlas's. Which'll be a bit of a bugger, body-symmetry-wise. X3
As for Unknown, he's been pounding the pud too much. After all, does he not say:
"Psychological and Mental Health: A person who masturbates will suffer psychological problems and is liable to mental illnesses like forgetfulness"
Yet, he can't remember his own name, only referring to himself as 'Unknown'?! How many times does he do it? 25-30 times - an hour?! His palms must be like Rapunzel's head, his eyes shrunken to raisins, stooped over like Richard III, and not just voting Conservative, but UKIP?! /Brand New Monty Python Bok
8/26/2009 12:04:41 PM
Why didn't they just stick with _ you'll grow hair on your palms :)
8/26/2009 12:21:18 PM
All above could be said about regular sex and humanity survives. Interesting, eh?
3/12/2010 2:18:25 AM
What a load.
3/28/2010 7:54:10 PM
This sounds like things that was said in Sweden during the later half of the 19th century.
Most of those things are just utter rubbish, a few things are due to the boy thinking he is doing something wrong.
How many boys have never, ever masturbated during their adolescence? Most men are "capable of marriage", all the same.
What about all women who masturbate?
3/28/2010 11:19:41 PM
i dunno, i did it like seven times a day in high school and i still weighed 200 pounds
5/9/2010 12:15:07 PM
I jerk off plenty.
I am physically fine.
I can obviously still masturbate, so I'm sexually fine.
I didn't particularly like people before I started jerking it.
9/18/2011 4:33:36 PM
Citation Seriously Fucking Needed.
9/18/2011 6:09:18 PM
N. De Plume
I was thin and shy long before I even knew what masturbation was, let alone capable of it. So that those traits apply to me now is meaningless.
As for the rest: I stand as a marvelous counterexample to this bullshit, thank you very much.
9/18/2011 7:11:38 PM
Still totally worth it.
3/5/2012 4:35:14 PM
Anemia? Impotency? Contemplate crime? What the hell are you on?
3/5/2012 5:13:16 PM
And where is your medical evidence for this? In what medical journal was it published for peer review?
A person believing him- or herself to be doing something dangerous or wrong becomes weak, with increased palpitation and impared digesitve system.
A person who enjoys a healthy bit of masturbation now and then, will not experience any of these things.
Impotency is more natural as an outcome of lack of masturbation, stupid. Practice makes perfect, ya know.
"Capable of marriage"? He's not capable of saying "I do"? What if SHE marries, does her husband hate her?
I don't care whether my husband masturbates or not, that's his buisness.
Aren't we all liable to be forgetful, undecicive and seeking solitude, from time to time?
3/6/2012 3:03:54 AM
If that were true there would be virtually no fat men on the planet, marriages would be rarer than hen's teeth, and just about all of us would be climbing the walls in an asylum. The fact that none of the above is true seems to tell the story, wouldn't you say?
3/6/2012 7:54:22 AM
It does not make you go blind
It does not make hair grow on your palms.
It does not stunt your growth.
It does not make you vote Conservative.
Fact: Masturbation on a regular basis by males decreases the chances of contracting Prostate Cancer by at least 80%.
You don't want to crack one off, Unknown, fine. Enjoy your Blue Balls, Elephantiasis of the Bollocks (a.k.a. Buster Gonad Syndrome) and Cliff Richarditis. >:D
3/6/2012 8:45:48 AM
I loled so hard, it has to be poe
4/30/2012 5:38:50 AM
Filin De Blanc
Maybe fundamentalists wouldn't be so uptight about, well, everything if they released tension via masturbation regularly.
4/30/2012 5:56:30 AM
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