Evangelist Samuel C. Gipp, Th.D, A Friend to Churches MInistries

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Remember those wonderful days when the queers were "in the closet?" Our children were safe, we weren't defiled by vile shows on TV, and Americans wouldn't countenance a pervert whether a movie star or teacher. Now, the cockroaches are out and no one is safe. First, God was kicked out of our schools. Then, you couldn't talk about Him at the workplace. Now, people are afraid to mention God in public. God has been forced into the closet while the perverts run free! I'm sure He will act accordingly.

Evangelist Samuel C. Gipp, Th.D, A Friend to Churches MInistries 97 Comments [3/22/2009 1:25:09 PM]
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#927665

POSW

Stupid double post.

3/23/2009 5:09:20 PM

#927678

POSW

Stupid double post.

3/23/2009 5:30:21 PM

#927779

MysticalChicken

"I'm sure He will act accordingly."

...By doing nothing at all.

3/23/2009 8:44:19 PM

#927833

Sanrio90

Dem good ol' days: Women an' colored folk knew their place an' queers were unheard of. Yep, dems da good ol' days where we just covered up our sins.

3/23/2009 11:45:13 PM

#927921

kilrturkey

A dangerous lie used to control the masses is in the closet and a naturally occurring desire is now identified for what it is rather than hidden away. Sounds good to me.

3/24/2009 4:52:24 AM

#928044

well god doesnt exsist

3/24/2009 11:20:25 AM

#928880

Adude

RUN, perverts! RUN! I am YHWH--beware, I wrath. RAAAAAAUGHHHH!!!

(Too easy, I apologize.)

3/25/2009 9:39:01 PM

#931217

JSS

Wouldn't it be wonderful if fundies just kept their big mouths shut?

We wouldn't have to deal with obnoxious fire and brimstone preaching from power hungry followers. We wouldn't have to deal with the brainwashing of children with disgusting ideologies of hate and bigotry. We wouldn't have to deal with arrogant pastors who strike it rich without taxes whilst promoting discrimination for women and gays.

But no, the cancer cells have decided to infect a nation based upon freedom of, and from, religion. I hope she gets better soon.

3/29/2009 7:07:28 PM

#941435

KillerOfTheSun

"No Childs behind left"--Christopher Hitchens

This wss his new banner for the catholic church when pressed about the children being sexually abused by clergy.

4/17/2009 2:31:05 PM

#942029

Elia

How many times does it have to be repeated - You are allowed to pray, etc., you just can't FORCE anyone else to join you!

And, people like you are a waste of space.

4/18/2009 9:45:35 PM

#950719

Orion

Pepperidge farm remembers...

5/3/2009 11:40:10 PM

#950723

Orion

Remember back when queers were in the closet and reds were under the beds? Remember when the world lived under the nuclear shadow? Remember when Khrushchev was banging his shoe on the table claiming "WE WILL BURY YOU!" and Presidents were being assassinated?

Yeah those were the good ol' days!

5/3/2009 11:42:42 PM

#950734

Kat

Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't those also the days when blacks had to sit in the back of the bus and use different public utilites and places and women couldn't get a job better than secretary?

5/4/2009 12:24:24 AM

#953302

MellisAmada

"I'm sure He will act accordingly."

Do nothing?

5/9/2009 10:56:47 AM

#1273476

Kuyohashi

You mean gawd will come out of the closet? Hang on, I'll go get my sister's Diana Ross CD. We'll make it a party like we did for her.

3/31/2011 1:35:23 PM

#1273665

Justanotheratheist

Those would also be those wonderful days when there was no Internet and you couldn't spew out this garbage every time you felt like it? Or shall we go back further to when there was no TV for "televangelists" to use as a way of further ripping off idiots pretty much like you?

Maybe there was something good about them days, after all. But, on the whole, I'll stick with the present day, thank you very much. Because one important thing has never changed - your god is imaginary and as such will do absolutely fuckall.

4/1/2011 2:08:38 AM

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Joe H.

Holy shit, god is not kicked out anywhere. The kids at school can have prayer groups, just because teachers aren't advised to talk about it. They don't "teach" it because it is not education. You can't say that Methuselah lived, what, 950 years? Anyway you can't say there are men that live THAT long, then in Biology teach your kids that man AT A MAX. can live to 120 years, and our current average span is like 70+/- 10 years.
We don't talk of religion at the workplace because most of us don't have jobs that we can sit around and have intellectual conversations, let alone try to convert people.
Oh and the "queers".....Well you don't have to worry about them....Seriously..stop worrying about them...

4/1/2011 2:28:02 AM

#1273690

Swede

There were just as many "queers" back then, they were just hidden.
Isn't a hidden threat scarier than an open one, that you can avoid.

I feel sorry for you if you can't mention God in public. Why don't you move to Sweden? Over here you can mention God all you want. People will think you're a bit old-fashioned and queer, but mostly just ignore you.

4/1/2011 4:18:59 AM

#1448221

Ebon

You're a really hateful person.

9/17/2012 1:27:40 AM

#1499367

Quantum Mechanic

No.
I do remember the days when a kid calling out a preacher for sexual molestation was punished.
Scumbag.

1/27/2013 2:19:42 PM

#1499407

xyz

Feel that Christian love!

1/27/2013 5:12:13 PM

#1499408

Blarghonius

"He will act accordingly."

By doing nothing like he usually does.

1/27/2013 5:17:56 PM

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