Evangelist Samuel C. Gipp, Th.D, A Friend to Churches MInistries

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Remember those wonderful days when the queers were "in the closet?" Our children were safe, we weren't defiled by vile shows on TV, and Americans wouldn't countenance a pervert whether a movie star or teacher. Now, the cockroaches are out and no one is safe. First, God was kicked out of our schools. Then, you couldn't talk about Him at the workplace. Now, people are afraid to mention God in public. God has been forced into the closet while the perverts run free! I'm sure He will act accordingly.

Evangelist Samuel C. Gipp, Th.D, A Friend to Churches MInistries 97 Comments [3/22/2009 1:25:09 PM]
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#927274

Iluminatalie

Sounds like a KKK member.

3/22/2009 5:04:13 PM

#927275

Bender Bending Rodriguez

Care to name me any "martyrs" who dared talk about God in the workplace or in schools?

Don't worry, I'll give you the rest of your life to figure it out.

3/22/2009 5:05:23 PM

#927281

Doctor Whom

Our children were safe

Teen childbirth peaked in 1957. Also, African-American children weren't terribly safe back in the "good" old days, but you weren't talking about them, were you?

First, God was kicked out of our schools.

I took my Bible to school and read it. Oh, you mean that the school board was no longer allowed to be your partner in ministry.

Then, you couldn't talk about Him at the workplace.

People are certainly allowed to do so at my workplace.

Now, people are afraid to mention God in public.Hahaha. Hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAthudHAHAHAHAHA!

God has been forced into the closet while the perverts run free!

So "perverts" are closer to omnipotence than is your God? Then again, I guess gay people have the unfair advantage that they actually exist.

I'm sure He will act accordingly.

Any day now ... just as you've been saying since the year 33.

3/22/2009 5:25:57 PM

#927283

Tolpuddle Martyr

Oh yes, the "good old days" that never existed. Sure, they were great, shotgun weddings, teen pregnancies, abuse swept under the carpet, whites only drinking fountains and McCarthyism. Such grand old days they were.

3/22/2009 5:27:55 PM

#927288

EvoPagan

Where is this wonderful oasis where fundies are afraid to mention their god in public? Please let me know, I'd like to move there.

3/22/2009 5:36:40 PM

#927290

"First, God was kicked out of our schools"

I thought he was all powerfull?

In any case go fuck yourself.

3/22/2009 6:02:40 PM

#927294

"Our children were safe"

Most child abuse takes place within the home.

Oh, and with church ministers.

3/22/2009 6:19:16 PM

#927295

raindrops

First, God was kicked out of our schools. Then, you couldn't talk about Him at the workplace. Now, people are afraid to mention God in public.
Getting weaker, is he? I wait for the day when no one mentions your god anymore.

As for the rest of your comment... garbage.

3/22/2009 6:39:37 PM

#927296

Eden

You mean the "glorious old days" where even blacks knew their place in society (which is, far below the whites)?

3/22/2009 6:42:25 PM

#927300

John

"Remember those wonderful days when the nigras knew their place" Our children were safe, we weren't defiled by vile shows on TV, and Americans wouldn't countenance a darkie whether a movie star or teacher. Now, the cockroaches are out and no one is safe."

Same thinking, different fear.

3/22/2009 6:54:23 PM

#927301

Bwhaha

Yes that's right -your god is a wuss! I told him to get out of schools and he did. I said don't talk about God at work and they don't. I defeated your God with chariots. He hasn't earned the respect of being mentioned. He has yet to rebuke his own perverted followers.

3/22/2009 6:55:09 PM

#927308

GreenEyedLilo

and Americans wouldn't countenance a pervert whether a movie star or teacher

Yes, oh, for the good ol' days when the American movie theater was ruled by manly heterosexual stars like James Dean, Marlon Brando, Montgomery Clift, Rock Hudson, and Cary Grant!

3/22/2009 7:21:20 PM

#927309

perdurabo

ok smart guy, explain Liberace.

3/22/2009 7:26:46 PM

#927312

Old Viking

Th.D. Now there's a degree that signifies intellectual achievement.

3/22/2009 7:38:15 PM

#927315

Giveitaday

Remember those wonderful days when the queers were "in the closet?"

No, I don't... And I'm damn near 40. But you what I do remember? I remember a time when a persons religious belief, or lack thereof, was there own business, and the religious among us did their praying and condemnation in a church or at home, like their holy book commands them to do.

Our children were safe

If they aren't now you have little more than yourself and your co-religionists to blame, Not gays, atheists, muslims, or blacks. As you folks are so fond of saying, you are a majority in the US and you are the most significant majority in the US Government.

Americans wouldn't countenance a pervert whether a movie star or teacher

Give me a fucking break. Would you like a list? It can be provided.

Now, the cockroaches are out and no one is safe.

It's nice to see you show your true colors. So, by cockroaches do you mean gays and so-called "perverts", or are you including all non christian, non whites, and people who don't agree with you and your version of dogma?

First, God was kicked out of our schools.

Really now? Because last time I checked it only applied to mandatory teacher led sectarian prayer. Any student is free to pray whenever and whereever they please as long as they are not disrupting class or purposely distracting other students.

Then, you couldn't talk about Him at the workplace

Since when? Cause you christers are constantly bothering me at work, so either you are seriously mistaken, or you are Lying for Jesus (TM). I'm betting it was the later.

Now, people are afraid to mention God in public.

Oh Bullshit! Maybe in communist China, but certainly not in the US. That just an outright lie.

God has been forced into the closet while the perverts run free!

Yes, That would explain the total lack of churches all around, oh say, every corner all throughout the country. Of course that would also explain why there are not 21 churches in my small town of less than 3000 people, right?

I'm sure He will act accordingly.

Strange since your "god" has little more to his credit these days than helping people find there car keys and the like. Everything that you people label a "miracle" is either attributible to the actors involved (i.e. the "miracle" on the Hudson) or involves mass casualties with few survivors.

3/22/2009 7:53:14 PM

#927323

Thejebusfire

"Our children were safe..."

Not from the preists.

3/22/2009 8:16:09 PM

#927325

Shadoboy

So far God doesn't seem to care...

3/22/2009 8:24:27 PM

#927326

LDM

"we weren't defiled by vile shows on TV"

Yeah, watching all those racial and gender stereotypes on TV in the fifties did your kids no harm whatsoever, seeing as they were probably racist and chauvinistic to begin with.

3/22/2009 8:27:55 PM

#927344

ozznova

When the queers were in the closet, many became Catholic priests.

Uh...

3/22/2009 8:59:16 PM

#927360

John_in_Oz

I understood each word, but I fail to see the problem.

3/22/2009 10:46:13 PM

#927390

Orion

"The good old days" (TM)

Have, never, never, ever existed. Everybody I've met who thinks so is either
A: Absorbed in the nostalgia of a particular aspect of their younger days
OR
B: Deluded and does not remember their history, often has a less than photographic memory.

3/23/2009 3:00:29 AM

#927392

David B.

Remember those wonderful days when...

Er, no? Then again, I wasn't (apparently) born in the 17th century like Mr. Gipp here.

3/23/2009 3:03:21 AM

#927408

the old firm

Do you imply that Gays >>> God? Just asking, you know?

3/23/2009 4:08:41 AM

#927419

e13

Being either non-existent or actually following through on that whole "free will thing" I think your God will continue to do what he's been doing for quite sometime... absolutely nothing.

Enjoy!

3/23/2009 5:31:12 AM

#927420

Mister Spak

Remember those wonderful days when darkies were in the cotton fields? Butnow they're in the wite house, so god is going to strike us with lightning. Unless we have a lightning rod.

3/23/2009 5:32:40 AM

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