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Remember those wonderful days when the queers were "in the closet?" Our children were safe, we weren't defiled by vile shows on TV, and Americans wouldn't countenance a pervert whether a movie star or teacher. Now, the cockroaches are out and no one is safe. First, God was kicked out of our schools. Then, you couldn't talk about Him at the workplace. Now, people are afraid to mention God in public. God has been forced into the closet while the perverts run free! I'm sure He will act accordingly.

Evangelist Samuel C. Gipp, Th.D, A Friend to Churches MInistries 97 Comments [3/22/2009 1:25:09 PM]
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#927214
Bass X0

Whats he done in the last ten years or so?

3/22/2009 1:26:41 PM

#927217
MozMode

"Our children were safe"

Pffftt nice try. You Fundie idiots have been fucking up your children long before the gay's came along.

3/22/2009 1:29:15 PM

#927218
aaa

You are still there.

3/22/2009 1:32:19 PM

#927223
Raskolnikov

"God has been forced into the closet while the perverts run free! I'm sure He will act accordingly."

He'll come out of the closet?

3/22/2009 1:38:15 PM

#927225
mika

HE doesn't seem to care

3/22/2009 1:45:08 PM

#927227
Oy Vey!

"God has been forced into the closet."

This is a good thing. Now be a good fundie and join him. We'll take our "perverts" over you any day.

3/22/2009 1:46:57 PM

#927229
Philip from Australia

You do realise that even if they were 'in the closet', they still had the attraction, right?

And quite a few alter boys would like to have a word with you about being 'safe' in religion. Just saying.

<sigh>

3/22/2009 1:56:57 PM

#927230
John

There were pedophiles before and there still are. That has nothing to do with people being open about being gay. God is still allowed in school. The only thing that's changed is the school can't sponsor religious ceremonies. As for being afraid to talk about God in public, evangelists have only themselves to blame for trying to push their religion on others. People are fed up with hate-filled, holier-than-thou hypocrites trying to insert their fundamentalist Protestant beliefs into our laws and schools.

3/22/2009 2:04:27 PM

#927231
Clown

Yeah, those good old times. Separation, sexism, racism, backstreet abortions, mandatory prayers... Oh, how I miss them. /EnOfSar

3/22/2009 2:11:37 PM

#927232
EvoPagan

I'm sure he will, too...by doing absolutely nothing, just like he's done for the last 2,000 years.

3/22/2009 2:15:37 PM

#927233
Reverend Jeremiah

All of this talk about kicking god out of school..what schools are they talking about? Surely not American public schools

3/22/2009 2:25:56 PM

#927237
a mind far far away

Correlation doesn't equal causation.

God has been forced into the closet while the perverts run free! I'm sure He will act accordingly

Like a pervert?

3/22/2009 2:46:14 PM

#927239
Captain Britannica

*no one is safe*

I'm fairly sure you're safe, you ugly bastard.

Incidentally, logic fail, among many other fails. How does NOT knowing someone's sexuality make you feel safer, exactly?

3/22/2009 2:46:43 PM

#927241
The Lazy One

Your god is in the closet?

That explains so much.

3/22/2009 2:54:07 PM

#927245
Amanda

You mean the days when gay people were forced to meet in secret and live a lie? Yes, those were terrible days! Oh, you said wonderful? Seriously?

3/22/2009 3:03:39 PM

#927248
Dio Fa

If your god had been forced into the closet, then you would be beaten/killed for mentioning it.

Somehow, I don't believe this is happening.

3/22/2009 3:11:22 PM

#927250
Pule Thamex

If there is a God and he's reading this quote, then he's got His head in His hands.

Did you know Gipp, that when you go to hell for lying your head off, misrepresenting your God and for giving the impression that He is a psychopath, that Hell's demon jailers and torturers are going to toast your bollocks and make you eat them.

Your arse is so going to be the permanent residence of molten, spiky and whopping demonic cock for the whole of eternity and no-one will hear your cries of anguish and desperate pleas for clemency.

Apparently, you get a little bit use to it after the first 100 trillion centuries.

3/22/2009 3:21:41 PM

#927251


God was forced into the closet? I thought he was supposed to be more powerful than humans. Turns out we can push him into a closet.

3/22/2009 3:23:33 PM

#927253
Blackvoice

Oh, yes, full of dieing christians in every corner. Terrible.

3/22/2009 3:27:30 PM

#927254
ModernBunny

Nobody is afraid to mention God in public. I am so tired of these persecution claims.

3/22/2009 3:30:26 PM

#927255
Nowonmai

Yeah, children are just being defiled by men of the cloth and their own fathers.

Homosexual doesn't equal perverted. The majority of sex crimes against are committed by heterosexual males., like you Gipp!

3/22/2009 3:31:19 PM

#927258
Jesus Klingon

"Remember those wonderful days when the queers were 'in the closet?'"

Fuck you.

3/22/2009 3:40:30 PM

#927260


And what exactly are they doing to you other then offending your bigoted ass with their presence?

3/22/2009 3:41:24 PM

#927263
Dale

Yes, because we all know that adult gay men are a threat to children.

OH WAIT!

3/22/2009 4:08:26 PM

#927272
Marsten

Remember those wonderful days when priests didn't fuck little boys?

Wait, you don't remember a time when they didn't do that?

Seems the priests are more of a threat to the kids than gays, wouldn't ya say?

3/22/2009 4:57:51 PM
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