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Let me clarify.

The Bible says that the Africans came from Babylon. That is why I believe it. Also because human history proves it. But when I say human history, I don't mean any period when people were not people, because no such time existed.

drkildare, CARM 54 Comments [3/21/2009 6:13:57 PM]
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#926943
Osiris

Africans came from Africa.

Babylonians came from Babylon.

3/21/2009 6:26:27 PM

#926944


Your seriously arguing africans came from Iraq?

3/21/2009 6:26:53 PM

#926945
Wehpudicabok

"I don't mean any period when people were not people, because no such time existed."

If anyone needed a definition of "trivially true," there it is.

3/21/2009 6:28:14 PM

#926948


The bible is wrong.

3/21/2009 6:33:04 PM

#926950
Jedi Knight

@Wehpudicabok

Agreed. That is the lamest tautology I've ever seen. I know it's not what drkildare means, but still...

3/21/2009 6:36:07 PM

#926953
Lord Mushroom

Damn non-existent time. I'm sure it was once existent time that just slipped between the quanta of more dominant time and got lost in the ether.

3/21/2009 6:38:31 PM

#926955


The Bible says that the Africans came from Babylon. That is why I believe it.

And The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy says Slartibartfast created Norway's fjords.


3/21/2009 6:43:25 PM

#926956


"Also because human history proves it."
Which is why the oldest human fossils are in *Africa*?

3/21/2009 6:44:08 PM

#926958
D Laurier

The bible is wrong

3/21/2009 6:44:59 PM

#926960
LDM

Didn't Slartibartfast get Africa when they recreated the earth?

3/21/2009 6:49:26 PM

#926962
Zoo

Humans (the original Africans) came from [what is now] sub-Saharan Africa, which is a bit further south than Babylon. . . .

3/21/2009 6:53:54 PM

#926964
Zoo

Humans (the original Africans) came from [what is now] sub-Saharan Africa, which is a bit further south than Babylon. . . .

3/21/2009 7:08:26 PM

#926965
Dio Fa

I'm overwhelmed by your use of logic and reasoning.

3/21/2009 7:08:56 PM

#926966
Zoo

Looks like I just fell victim to the double post monster.

While I'm here, I don't suggest attempting to read the thread from the beginning. . . one of them's trying to argue that a lie is not harmful to the recipient if the liar doesn't know s/he's lying. . . .

3/21/2009 7:10:40 PM

#926971
Pule Thamex

Hi drkildare, do you sometimes feel as though you were trapped in the wrong body? As though somehow you don't belong? Do you often get the urge to stand in a hole in the ground? Well, the answer is simple.

You simply were not made for this life. You weren't even made for any animal form of existence. You are more suited to the vegetable way of life, you're nearly there already. You would make a perfect, though inedible, cabbage.

3/21/2009 7:23:34 PM

#926977
zaatheist

If you believe in the Boble you will believe anything, however preposterous.

3/21/2009 7:40:38 PM

#926978
a mind far far away

It's been awhile since I've read the bible, but I don't remember that being there. Can you give a reference? No? Didn't think so.

But when I say human history, I don't mean any period when people were not people, because no such time existed.

This is particularly confusing. I'm really surprised that you have the brain capacity to figure out that people cannot not be people.

3/21/2009 7:41:27 PM

#926990
WMDKitty

ALL humans came from Africa...

3/21/2009 8:05:25 PM

#927001
Blackvoice

Such brilliance, I'm overwhelmed.

3/21/2009 8:34:26 PM

#927005
Berny

I think that anyone who believes in the Bible literally is a fucking moron.

3/21/2009 8:57:06 PM

#927014
Antichrist

Is CARM having some kind of 'who can say the stupidist shit' contest?

3/21/2009 9:26:52 PM

#927049
Vesper

Rasta's would disagree.

Africa is Zion according to H.I.M.

Babylon is Rome broddah. The land of politricks and Sinner Man and rebels against Jah.

Selah!

3/22/2009 1:08:56 AM

#927055
Dexter

And The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy says Slartibartfast created Norway's fjords.

I would't question that!

3/22/2009 1:28:30 AM

#927058
the old firm

Yes! And man are from mars, women are from venus. Are we all happy now?

3/22/2009 1:38:10 AM

#927061


Where in the Bible does it say that?

3/22/2009 1:53:26 AM
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