1 2 3
#926815
Yama the Space Fish
"And the yoghurt is also cursed."
Does it come with a free choice of toppings?
3/21/2009 9:40:19 AM
#926817
Headache
You should follow the pope's advise against condoms and put the bible over your dick.... Then set it on fire!
3/21/2009 9:46:14 AM
#926824
EvoPagan
This reminds me of the one that said you should rip out Bible pages and put them in your underwear so demons can't rape you.
3/21/2009 10:48:20 AM
#926827
Antichrist
Soak all your books on religion in holy water for a week. That will cure them of all curses and stupidity.
3/21/2009 10:57:04 AM
#926850
GreenEyedLilo
If anyone gave me a used book called "Catholicism for Dummies" as a gift, *they'd* be harmed, not me.
3/21/2009 11:56:18 AM
#926857
Evil Pirate Captain Mel
No, but chances are they will get annoyed.
3/21/2009 12:23:50 PM
#926936
Jazzy
I hope this guy still believes this bollocks, that's some copies of religious books which won't be circulated :)
3/21/2009 5:43:04 PM
#927032
solomongrundy
'Catholicism for Dummies'.
Now that's a book I'll have to find. Any apologetic that seeks to justify the Vatican's acts over the centuries must indeed be for dummies.
3/21/2009 10:47:48 PM
#927034
dworkin
Yep, some books are cursed. Robert Jordan, Kevin J Anderson, Terry Goodkind. They (and others) have done strange and unspeakable things to humble paper. To read them is to look into madness and eventually scream "Damnmit! No more bloody sequels*, end it, end it.". But there is no ending, only hideous eternal insanity.
*Or Prequels, from another viewpoint, etc
3/21/2009 10:56:50 PM
#927111
...Yes. That's exactly what happens, cupcake.
3/22/2009 6:52:10 AM
#927336
Shadoboy
The only way books can harm are paper cuts or getting it thrown at your head.
3/22/2009 8:46:31 PM
#927436
Mister Spak
Believers in the occult believe books can be cursed. You believe books can be cursed. Therefore . . .
3/23/2009 5:48:53 AM
#927539
Snarky
The radiation they get from going through the post office x-ray kills the curse. No worries, mate!
3/23/2009 12:12:37 PM
#927782
MysticalChicken
@#926501
Actually Scott's answer would not be correct because it is not in the form of a question. Unless Jeopardy's changed the rules as of late. I haven't watched it in years.
3/23/2009 9:02:05 PM
#967029
ExSaint1379
Wait a second... THIS GUY READS?!
6/7/2009 1:38:49 AM
#967051
Swedish Pagan
Please get a life!
If you do not like occult or demon type of books, then don't bother with them. If you give a book to someone that they probably won't read, then no, they won't get harmed, but your gift may well end up online, for sale...
6/7/2009 3:16:21 AM
#997574
The Church stopped burning books since, at least, the eighteenth century. It´s just paper, dear, PAPER.
7/31/2009 9:39:29 AM
#998218
Song
Simple: Perform exorcisms on books bought online that you mean to give to a non-believing friend before you give them away! That ought to get any demon nastiness out! I do wonder, though-- are cursed books a common occurrance? Seems like it must be, for you to be so concerned about it.
7/31/2009 8:05:36 PM
#1522356
SubbyP
Oh, yeah. We Oregonians are all about the occult and the cursing of books. Powell's Bookstore is pretty much a nonstop Satan-summonong folio orgy.
[Folio Orgy would be a great name for a rock band.]
4/1/2013 10:49:58 PM
#1522395
Mix Master Mikaeus
If the book ever made contact with the FATAL sourcebook, then by all means get it exorcised.
Of course, you have bigger problems to worry about if you're buying secondhand from someone who plays FATAL.
4/2/2013 2:33:35 AM
1 2 3