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Yama the Space Fish
"And the yoghurt is also cursed."
Does it come with a free choice of toppings?
3/21/2009 9:40:19 AM
You should follow the pope's advise against condoms and put the bible over your dick.... Then set it on fire!
3/21/2009 9:46:14 AM
This reminds me of the one that said you should rip out Bible pages and put them in your underwear so demons can't rape you.
3/21/2009 10:48:20 AM
Soak all your books on religion in holy water for a week. That will cure them of all curses and stupidity.
3/21/2009 10:57:04 AM
If anyone gave me a used book called "Catholicism for Dummies" as a gift, *they'd* be harmed, not me.
3/21/2009 11:56:18 AM
Evil Pirate Captain Mel
No, but chances are they will get annoyed.
3/21/2009 12:23:50 PM
I hope this guy still believes this bollocks, that's some copies of religious books which won't be circulated :)
3/21/2009 5:43:04 PM
'Catholicism for Dummies'.
Now that's a book I'll have to find. Any apologetic that seeks to justify the Vatican's acts over the centuries must indeed be for dummies.
3/21/2009 10:47:48 PM
Yep, some books are cursed. Robert Jordan, Kevin J Anderson, Terry Goodkind. They (and others) have done strange and unspeakable things to humble paper. To read them is to look into madness and eventually scream "Damnmit! No more bloody sequels*, end it, end it.". But there is no ending, only hideous eternal insanity.
*Or Prequels, from another viewpoint, etc
3/21/2009 10:56:50 PM
...Yes. That's exactly what happens, cupcake.
3/22/2009 6:52:10 AM
The only way books can harm are paper cuts or getting it thrown at your head.
3/22/2009 8:46:31 PM
Believers in the occult believe books can be cursed. You believe books can be cursed. Therefore . . .
3/23/2009 5:48:53 AM
The radiation they get from going through the post office x-ray kills the curse. No worries, mate!
3/23/2009 12:12:37 PM
Actually Scott's answer would not be correct because it is not in the form of a question. Unless Jeopardy's changed the rules as of late. I haven't watched it in years.
3/23/2009 9:02:05 PM
Wait a second... THIS GUY READS?!
6/7/2009 1:38:49 AM
Please get a life!
If you do not like occult or demon type of books, then don't bother with them. If you give a book to someone that they probably won't read, then no, they won't get harmed, but your gift may well end up online, for sale...
6/7/2009 3:16:21 AM
The Church stopped burning books since, at least, the eighteenth century. It´s just paper, dear, PAPER.
7/31/2009 9:39:29 AM
Simple: Perform exorcisms on books bought online that you mean to give to a non-believing friend before you give them away! That ought to get any demon nastiness out! I do wonder, though-- are cursed books a common occurrance? Seems like it must be, for you to be so concerned about it.
7/31/2009 8:05:36 PM
Oh, yeah. We Oregonians are all about the occult and the cursing of books. Powell's Bookstore is pretty much a nonstop Satan-summonong folio orgy.
[Folio Orgy would be a great name for a rock band.]
4/1/2013 10:49:58 PM
Mix Master Mikaeus
If the book ever made contact with the FATAL sourcebook, then by all means get it exorcised.
Of course, you have bigger problems to worry about if you're buying secondhand from someone who plays FATAL.
4/2/2013 2:33:35 AM
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