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#926531
Chancellor Gorkon
I'm in ur Amazon.com cursing ur bookz.
3/20/2009 2:16:17 PM
#926533
Grigadil
What Zeus said.
3/20/2009 2:17:05 PM
#926540
ausador
Books?...curseing books was just soooo 17th century.
Nowadays all the satanic curseing cults have taken over disposable diaper factories. We can infect your children with demons before they are old enough to accept jesus and protect themselves.
[evil laugh]Bwahahahahaha![/evil laugh]
3/20/2009 2:21:54 PM
#926542
Mudak
Too bad we can't curse Catholic Answers or the e-mail in-box of j2c99...
3/20/2009 2:26:19 PM
#926543
Adrian
You may want to crack that Catholicism for Dummies open yourself, because right now you seem to be doing it wrong.
3/20/2009 2:29:31 PM
#926544
Robert
Hey everyone, I happen to agree that some books can be cursed! For example, haven't you ever seen someone become a raving lunatic after being gifted a copy of the Bible or the Qu'ran?
3/20/2009 2:30:55 PM
#926546
Blackvoice
What kind of "demon, occult, type of books"? Harry Potter?
3/20/2009 2:42:59 PM
#926547
fromdownunder
The simple answer to your problem, is buy the books, and have an Exorcist on hand when they arrive.
They will finish up pure again.
Norm
3/20/2009 2:44:40 PM
#926548
Chancellor Gorkon
I'm in ur Amazon.com cursing ur bookz.
3/20/2009 2:45:34 PM
#926558
LDM
Were your parents, by any chance, related?
3/20/2009 3:12:07 PM
#926562
Nowonmai
They are BOOKS. Nothing more, nothing less.
3/20/2009 3:20:31 PM
#926566
Pule Thamex
The fact that you even have to ask that question proves you to be a primitive and superstitious, simple creature. Is this indicative of the fundie mentality? Do I already know the answer to my own question? Why, yes I do.
3/20/2009 3:27:37 PM
#926571
Tiado
Drat! My plan has been found out, I guess I'm going to have to get a job at a publisher and start cursing new books from now on.
*maniacal laugh*
3/20/2009 3:47:51 PM
#926574
K T
Catholicism for Dummies-- Who else would it be for?
3/20/2009 3:53:49 PM
#926575
Painful
I sold a bunch of my pagan books because I've outgrown them and I'm getting really desperate for money. One even went to a christian.
(Didn't curse them. In fact, cleaned the covers up nicely before wrapping and shipping. Hope their new owners get more out of them than I did.)
3/20/2009 3:54:23 PM
#926583
Jedi Knight
I perform exorcism over the internet. You pay me 49.50 dollars, and I guarantee all your books purchased from Amazon are demon-free. Contact me for details.
3/20/2009 4:24:44 PM
#926588
a mind far far away
Yeah, you know, fuck all those occultists in Oregon going around cursing books for no apparent reason. I have my Jewish zombie to protect me from those evil doers.
3/20/2009 4:51:41 PM
#926591
the old firm
OMG! I'm literaly laughing my cursed ass off!
3/20/2009 5:02:37 PM
#926625
Illuminatalie
That's a really good question. And I'll have fries with that.
3/20/2009 6:24:11 PM
#926642
John
can books be cursed?
Depends on the book. If you buy "Mill on the Floss", probably not. If you buy "The Five-Year-Old Sex Slaves of Calcutta" (with "curious pictures", then yes.
3/20/2009 7:45:56 PM
#926650
enna
Wow. There are some HUGE dumbasses on Catholic Answers.
3/20/2009 7:55:08 PM
#926682
Athar
Just make sure you say Klaatu Verata Nictu before opening it and you should be fine.
3/20/2009 9:32:38 PM
#926716
Godbuster
The middle ages called, they want their superstition back.
3/20/2009 11:38:19 PM
#926765
Lucretius
So if I surrounded my copies of the Bible with the philosophical works of Plato, Aristotle, Epicurus and the like then after a certain amount of time the words in the Bibles would be contaminated until they just read
'This is a crappy collection of myths, fables and outright lies'
I may just try that.
3/21/2009 5:12:42 AM
#926795
God Is Real Unless Declared Integer
Plato? He is as bad! Sartre or Nietzsche are better!
3/21/2009 7:50:48 AM
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