No.9 in a series of bubblegum dirges for fundie kids.
WE ALL COME FROM FUNDIELAND
Dusty Adam amd ribby Eve
Gave birth to all the human race.
Then a serpent took an apple
And shoved it in to Mother Eve's face.
Help-meet Eve she gave the apple
For hubby Adam to masticate
They then knew knowledge, the naked truth
'Cause Daddy Adam he took the bait.
We all come from fundieland
We all live in fundieville
We all come from fundieland
And we're as happy as we can be.
Hello to sin, it makes us happy
It's something we can castigate
We love our whining and our dining
On the burgers and the fries of fate.
We all come from fundieland
We all live in fundieville
We all come from fundieland
And we're as happy as we can be.
With a fig leaf over our private parts
And massive retention around behind
With our condescending airs and Godly farts
We show how everything's been designed
The friendly pastor removes a demon
And there was nothing up his sleeve
The fundie kids look slightly nervous
When the pastor tells them what to believe.
We all come from fundieland
We all live in fundieville
We all come from fundieland
And we're as happy as we can be.
Yeah
We all come from fundieland
We all live in fundieville
We all come from fundieland
And we're as happy as we can be.
(Copyright 2009 Pule Thamex)