There are three races, Jews, Gentiles and the Church.
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There are four elements, earth, wind, fire, and water.
There are two languages, English and gibberish.
There are a fifteen brain cells in a fundy's brain, and a fundy only has three free after learning all this.
I just read the thread (which was regarding interracial marriage). I hate to sound like a 'Negative Nancy', but this quote was taken out of context. Full post:
There are three races, Jews, Gentiles and the Church. We are not supposed to be unequally yoked by marrying someone of another religion...but if we marry a believer there is nothing that says it is a sin to marry someone of another race. The OT commandment was made to keep the Jewish race separate, as God had a plan for them and He didn't want them falling into idolatry. However, Moses married an Ethiopian, Joseph an Egyptian, Solomon a 1000 wives-I think he probably ran into the most trouble.
Meh, maybe it was slightly taken out of context, but regardless it was a dumb fucking thing to say. These losers are so pathetic, all hung up on worrying about what's a sin and what isn't. What the hell kind of life is that, constantly in fear that you'll do or think something that will piss off your imaginary sky daddy? Fuck his non-existent ass, and get a life.
On a side note, I've never quite got it with the Jews being the Chosen Race unless it went like this
God - I'm going to pick a Chosen Race
Evereybody else - Pick them
Jews - Oh fuck, didn't yell out in time.
Um, the Jews actually call ALL non-Jews Gentiles, and it's based on religious belief, not race. The Church is part of the Gentiles.
Here's the entire post from BNL..
There are three races, Jews, Gentiles and the Church. We are not supposed to be unequally yoked by marrying someone of another religion...but if we marry a believer there is nothing that says it is a sin to marry someone of another race. The OT commandment was made to keep the Jewish race separate, as God had a plan for them and He didn't want them falling into idolatry. However, Moses married an Ethiopian, Joseph an Egyptian, Solomon a 1000 wives-I think he probably ran into the most trouble.
OK BibleNuggetLady, slow down, I don't own a fundie dictionary, nor have I had lessons in fundie-speak.
Are the fundie cults trying to compete with scientology to see which has the stupidest members and which one can give the most money to mammon-loving con men? Which caters more to mental afflictions, the fundie cults or scientology?
There is only ONE race: the Human Race.
...although I can't be sure right-wing fundies apply. They're Neanderthals after all.
@Illuminatalie
"There are four elements, earth, wind, fire, and water."
Don't forget the Fifth Element: Love. The most powerful force in the universe (if you've ever seen the Bruce Willis/Milla Jovovich film. Or any manga by CLAMP).
#925283 wrote:
"Um, the Jews actually call ALL non-Jews Gentiles, and it's based on religious belief, not race."
Erm ... sort of. But not quite.
Under the orthodox understanding of Judaism, you are Jewish if your mother was Jewish, regardless of whether you believe in the Torah or not. There is , therefore, a quasi-racial component to the determination of whether you are a Jew or a Gentile.
Goblins,
But you cant play them.
But seriously, Jews arent a "race" they are adherants of a nasty little RELIGION called Judaism.
Just like muslims are adherants of a religion called Islam.
and christians are adherants of a religion called christianity.
Huh? Did you forget to take your meds this morning again? So, there's Jews, non-Jews and "the Church". How come "the Church" is not non-Jewish? And what are the caracteristics of "the Church"? Which Church is it?
What about Kitsunes, Drows, elves, dark elves, Cat-girls, Penguins, Zombies, golems, Shit monsters, Africans, Americans, Asians, and all other Races i have not listed real or fantasy..
I REALLY hope that who ever wrote this was under the age of 12, if not the need a bit of medical attention,
you lost me after the jews part anyways
maybe there is a psychiatrist that could de-code some hidden message in this mess of words
or maybe you're just a racist bastard?
... Gentile means not Jewish.
According to this, Jewish + Gentiles + Church = everybody.
This could be simplified to
Jewish + not Jewish + Church = 100%
or
100% + Church = 100%
which would mean
Church = 0%
According to this, the Church doesn't exist. Well done, BibleNuggetLady. Your theory disagrees with your existence. Well done.
"There are three races, Jews, Gentiles and the Church."
And in such a race, during the Planck Time period it took the starter's pistol to generate the 'bang' and his feet to leave the blocks, Usain Bolt created a fold in the space-time continuum, so he could see the Big Bang happen, then travel forward in time so he could win that race - even slowing down before reaching the finish line (as is his wont), and still breaking his own world record.
Yet, it took your so-called 'God', who supposedly 'created' this universe this world & all the life on it, seven days?!
@Iczer-04
"Cat-girls"
Where 'God' FAILED, Japan succeeds:
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=^_^= :3
Let's hear "NoseNuggetLady's" take on Human Anthropology...it should be a doozy!
I read the rest of the thread...
If she would've said "There are Jews, non-believers & Christians"...it would've been less oddball...but no less a stupid point.
There are three races, Me (the closest thing to a supreme being you're going to get on this planet.), Humans (a rare minority of actually intelligent people) and Fucktards (the majority of the population, and comprised of fundies, right-wingers, libertarians etc.)
I mean seriously, this is pretty funny!
Wow. And here I always thought the church was a religious intitution, or that big gothic lookin' building with the giant steeple down the street from my house.
These people are like a walking case for forced sterilization.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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