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#925472
Moondog
So Heaven is found at the center of a black hole, bending light and time?
3/18/2009 11:11:41 AM
#925508
Grigadil
I fart, therefore Jesus.
3/18/2009 2:40:24 PM
#925517
????
I overcome Jesus (gravity) everytime I lift a finger. He must be pretty weak.
3/18/2009 2:56:49 PM
#925622
Iczer-04
This guy is an idiot!
Please do not reproduce
3/18/2009 9:52:58 PM
#925710
Anon-e-moose
"Physicists have been theorizing for decades about the 'electromagnetic force,' the 'weak nuclear force,' the 'strong nuclear force,' and so-called 'force of gravity'. And they tilt their findings toward trying to unite them into one force. But readers of the Bible have already known for millennia what this one, unified force is: His name is Jesus..."
And once the LHC does what it was built for, and it's findings tied in with Prof. Stephen Hawking's Unified Field Theory equations, your theory (as well as Creationism as a whole, and therefore your beliefs) is fucked.
Kudos to everyone at CERN, home of the LHC, what I call the God Killer.
3/19/2009 7:05:11 AM
#925728
Jack Bauer
The baby Jesus is holding my particles together!
3/19/2009 8:17:02 AM
#926129
Shadoboy
God of the gaps. Next.
3/19/2009 8:06:46 PM
#927202
Paradox
So what should we call the particle for the Strong Jesus Force? I vote for the Christon.
3/22/2009 1:11:59 PM
#927602
anti-nonsense
LOL,
3/23/2009 4:02:07 PM
#929227
Neil
Jesus is gravity? No wonder fundies suck so hard!
3/26/2009 2:02:39 PM
#930269
Naturally_Deselected
JESUS IS NUCLEAR
3/28/2009 9:16:17 AM
#951576
ericm6
Lets see if we can get that idea published.
5/5/2009 2:31:46 PM
#951763
ComradeDa
Bahaha. Jesus is holding atoms together, by the might of his hands! Who really believes that?
5/5/2009 11:49:52 PM
#951767
Philbert McAdamia
So not only is it "Goddidit" but Goddidit and named it jesus. The universal answer.
Q; Why does god kill kittens?
A: Jesus.
5/6/2009 12:31:13 AM
#951846
varrior
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL
5/6/2009 6:18:10 AM
#951878
Wautd
Brilliant in its stupidity
5/6/2009 7:24:37 AM
#954515
Red
I think we should name the unified force jesus,just for laughs.Or even better,name it muhhamed and watch the seething rage.
5/12/2009 5:08:53 PM
#954518
Red
I think we should name the unified force jesus,just for laughs.Or even better,name it muhhamed and watch the seething rage.
5/12/2009 5:13:52 PM
#962715
Night Jaguar
As many pointed out this is taken from The Onion ( http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512).
However, it is possible the user read this from elsewhere and missed the irony. It wouldn't be the first time that has happened with an Onion article ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_onion#The_Onion_taken_seriously).
5/29/2009 1:19:57 AM
#962875
Allegory for Jesus
No. I think that the unified force is more properly called Azathoth. But, whatever, you can label things inappropriately in order to feel as if your religion has undue levels of credibility at your leisure.
5/29/2009 11:50:46 AM
#963019
HappyCheeze
This is funny.
5/29/2009 10:52:55 PM
#963020
HappyCheeze
5/29/2009 10:52:58 PM
#964172
Damn, I thought this was real but then I read it in The Onion.
6/1/2009 9:55:11 AM
#965690
Unbias
In a sense, you could call the underlying force, if there is indeed one, somewhat of a deity. (It would be pointless to pray to such a power, as it would be a natural phenomenon lacking any personality which many religions claim their God possess.) However, Jesus was only born around 2,000 years ago, so he could not have had an influence in the formation of the universe or even earth.
6/4/2009 1:07:28 PM
#965878
ericm6
Haha, I love that part "so called force of gravity"
XD
6/4/2009 6:50:08 PM
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