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#925016
Thejebusfire
You don't know what you're talking about, do you?
3/17/2009 12:19:45 PM
#925020
perdurabo
I find your overabundance of faith disturbing.......
3/17/2009 12:32:41 PM
#925023
Porter
What? No. The four forces or interactions have never been considered by scientists to be one.
But according to you...Jesus is beta decay.
Thanks.
3/17/2009 12:36:08 PM
#925026
tracer
EvoPagan wrote:
"There's a quote on the old site (FSTDT.com) that says there's no such thing as gravity, just the effects of sin weighing us and everything else down."
Then, logically, there wouldn't have been any gravity before the Original Sin in the garden of Eden.
Never mind Adam and Eve, and all the animals, floating around in zero gee -- it must've been tough to keep the "waters below" so that they
stayed below!
3/17/2009 12:41:43 PM
#925031
a mind far far away
I think pseudo-scientists would be kicking your ass right now. I can hear people believing in orgone energy cussing you out. This is just fucking crazy. So jesus wasn't a real person, he was just a collection of physical forces? That really fucks up your whole theology, doesn't it? Oh, by the way, physics doesn't work that way.
3/17/2009 12:59:03 PM
#925037
Timon
And lo, Jesus gave unto his follower, Gordon Freeman, the gravity gun and he did say, "You can call it a zero point energy manipulator if you really want to."
3/17/2009 1:18:35 PM
#925040
No no! He holds everything down with His Noodly Appendage!
3/17/2009 1:23:23 PM
#925070
Thammuz
So jesus is a force field? i heard he was supposed to be the son of god...
3/17/2009 2:41:10 PM
#925071
Thammuz
BTW the image of a shtload of little jesuses holding together protons and electrons just flashed into my mind
3/17/2009 2:42:09 PM
#925110
Reverend Jeremiah
*SIGH*
and they want to take over our science classes?
3/17/2009 4:10:50 PM
#925160
Wehpudicabok
How exactly does the math work out with Jesus as every force?
Why is Jesus orders of magnitude more powerful when working on small scales than on large ones?
How does Jesus account for the cosmological constant?
Are you even sure you understand the scientific meaning of the word "force"?
3/17/2009 5:47:57 PM
#925215
Giveitaday
But readers of the Bible have already known for millennia what this one, unified force is: His name is Jesus...
Please excuse me while I point and laugh at you.
3/17/2009 6:35:10 PM
#925233
Nurse Ratchet
I theorize that you're a complete fuckhead.
3/17/2009 7:08:36 PM
#925284
FEH, YOUR SO-CALLED "GRAVITY"!
Except it's been, y'know, proven. Einstein's general relativity determines exactly how gravity works, although Newton's findings work well enough for most things (Newton was wrong, but he was close enough for government work).
These forces may or may not be united, but uh...
READERS OF THE BIBLE MILLENNIA AGO DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE ABOUT ANY OF THESE FORCES THAT HAVE NOW BEEN PROVEN TO EXIST.
Anachronisms much?
3/17/2009 10:00:52 PM
#925288
God
My haircut is Jesus, the fly on the wall is Jesus, and I intend to drop a big dump of Jesus before I go to work today.
Jesus is everywhere!
:P
3/17/2009 10:14:17 PM
#925303
Doug
Gravity is just a theory. Teach the controversy. Teach intelligent falling!
3/17/2009 11:06:00 PM
#925314
TheFishThatFries
Gunderscored: I can tell you from experience, there is such think as a fundy since I used to be one, with my retarded arguments against evolution and the big band and such. It wasn't until I read a book on astronomy that I realized how stupid I was being. These people aren't stupid, they're just willfully ignorant, which I think is the worst kind of ignorance.
P.S. I think this guys a poe though, I doubt most fundies have never even heard of the strong and weak forces, although if he is a real fundy, he probably read hyperspace once and now deems himself an expert in physics.
3/17/2009 11:53:02 PM
#925334
Athar
I don't think you understand what things are.
3/18/2009 1:42:50 AM
#925368
Metatron
This asshat hasn't tried to fit jeebus into any force equations, I'm thinking.
3/18/2009 4:36:50 AM
#925389
Douche Nozzle
Congratulations, Paradigm, you win! Where do I send your Nobel prize?
3/18/2009 6:07:22 AM
#925402
NotThere
Does that mean if you jumped of a cliff, Jesus would be the one killing you?
3/18/2009 7:03:39 AM
#925413
@Fish
I believe that you considered yourself a fundie but did you really, really believe any of that stuff? Honestly, now...
3/18/2009 7:45:42 AM
#925415
Gunderscored
925413 was me, BTW.
3/18/2009 7:49:01 AM
#925429
The L
Goddidit applies to gravity too, now? So the love of Jesus is keeping me in my chair?
Jesus really needs to cut it out. I'm already spoken for!
3/18/2009 8:30:16 AM
#925463
Antichrist
They just keep getting crazier and crazier.
3/18/2009 10:24:31 AM
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