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Quote# 60605

I want to see that in real life, in real time! Beautiful picture Steve! When we see Jesus we are all going to be bawling our eyes out Chicken, you won't be alone! I'm just going to take mine out of their sockets, give them to Jesus and ask him to wipe them dry, then pop then back in so I can see.

cocopea9052, RaptureReady 13 Comments [3/15/2009 4:38:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 26
WTF?! || meh
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#924539
WMDKitty

So, where can I score some of what *you've* been smoking -- it sounds like it's some good shit!

3/15/2009 8:31:28 PM
#924624
C_V


what the everloving fuck? if your jeebus existed I'm sure he'd have better things to do than tend to your lacrimal woes.

3/16/2009 4:33:06 AM
#924680
aaa

So, you are going to give your eyes to a mexican gardener. That is some dedication.

3/16/2009 10:30:46 AM
#927209
Paradox

I... I don't want Jesus to dry my eyeballs. It sounds painful. Don't they have tissues in heaven? Like, really soft tissues? It being heaven and all.

3/22/2009 1:21:37 PM
#927597
anti-nonsense

EWWWW! Why not just wipe your face and eyes with a hankie like a normal person?

3/23/2009 3:56:43 PM
#977892
Mollyz

I need eye bleach.

6/28/2009 7:15:08 PM
#977969
EvoPagan

That's ok, because Ben Stein will be right there with some Clear Eyes for you.

6/29/2009 3:31:08 AM
#977970
Clown

Dude, stop bothering Jesus with your stupidity! He helped needy but not the ones that did the self-mutilation.

6/29/2009 3:36:07 AM
#990373
TheReligiousCommie

If you did that to Jesus, he'd probably just give you a "Dude, What the Fuck?!" Speech

7/17/2009 9:25:27 AM
#990419
Anon-e-moose

"I want to see that in real life, in real time! Beautiful picture Steve! When we see Jesus we are all going to be bawling our eyes out Chicken, you won't be alone! I'm just going to take mine out of their sockets, give them to Jesus and ask him to wipe them dry, then pop then back in so I can see."



7/17/2009 12:01:04 PM
#1440132
HappyGazpacho

Eye scream for Jesus?

8/28/2012 3:04:35 PM
#1457503
craig

Will he give them a nice spit shine so you will have perfect eyesight?

Anon-e-moose I like your wtf cat, wild!


10/11/2012 4:33:17 PM
#1457518
Dr.Shrinker

@ HappyGazpacho

As I believe the young folk say, "oooh, snap!"

10/11/2012 5:00:53 PM
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