The You Even Freak Out Jesus Award
Quote# 60603
Hubby and I both bawl all day long!!!
Hubby says that while he is working (he owns his own paint contracting company), and starts to think about Jesus and His return and the tears start to flow. Or while He is saying the Lord's Prayer, he breaks out in tears. He says he sobs when thinking about Jesus' return and seeing Him face to face. He says also when he remembers certain passages, like John 14:6, "Jesus said to him, I am the way, the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me."
I too have been breaking down in tears and literally sobbing. My heart is overwhelmed and it is overflowing with the love that Jesus has for me. I can barely listen to a song that praises Jesus without bawling. Reading the Bible yesterday had me in tears. Reading some of the threads on this board make me break down.
But I think it is because the Holy Spirit is quickening our hearts. He is talking to us, now - more than ever and is calling us home. He is warning us and preparing us. Jesus IS coming. I think the entire Bride has heard His voice. He is giving us the urgency of the imminent return of Jesus for His Bride, and how important it is that we witness to as many as we can.
These tears are tears of joy IMHO. We long to be with our Father, and our Father has given us this yearning. I can only imagine that God is looking around the place that Jesus is/has prepared for us and is making sure everything is perfect. God is ready to tell His Son to, "Go get your Bride"!!!!
It won't be long now. Shout it from the rooftops!! Jesus is coming soon. He is Lord and Master and is getting ready to show Himself like never before!!!
Come Lord Jesus!!!
Chicken5516,
RaptureReady 154 Comments [3/16/2009 2:20:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 161
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#925112
Reverend Jeremiah
I work around those painters everyday..trust me when I say that the sum total IQ of all of the painters I have met combined doesnt even total 60.
3/17/2009 4:13:10 PM
#925169
Selkie
Counseling and medication, stat.
3/17/2009 5:58:51 PM
#925243
"He is Lord and Master and is getting ready to show Himself like never before!!!"
Well, there's a euphemism if I ever saw one. Also, shouldn't it be the UNBELIEVERS who are supposed to be warned, and not the ones already sold on the idea? I mean, what the hell is the point of warning all the fundies?
If anything, this just points to the clear fact that they are all deluded and hysterical.
3/17/2009 7:36:09 PM
#925329
Fdragon
Gee...um...
Yeah...
Just don't be suprised when people look at ya funny.
3/18/2009 12:59:41 AM
#925430
The L
No, it's just your brains melting.
3/18/2009 8:30:37 AM
#925439
NotThere
...So thousands of Christians for the past 2000 years or so have said. LOL!
3/18/2009 9:15:20 AM
#925441
NotThere
...So thousands of Christians for the past 2000 years or so have said. LOL!
3/18/2009 9:19:13 AM
#925465
Antichrist
Could I get the name of this company so I know not to hire them? The last thing I want is my house painter babbling bible passages and crying.
3/18/2009 10:28:22 AM
#925478
dan
wtf is with the term Hubby? why do only rednecks use this term?
3/18/2009 11:41:55 AM
#925509
EllwyenDarwin
What?.....This sounds like a load of batshit to me.Is it a joke?
3/18/2009 2:41:03 PM
#925518
????
I just shouted it from the rooftops like you said to. I was seen as insane, and so should you be.
3/18/2009 2:58:36 PM
#925631
Fap Fap Fap
3/18/2009 10:39:31 PM
#925642
KatAutumn
Definitely want to cast a vote for serious medication.
3/18/2009 11:41:58 PM
#925712
Anon-e-moose
"Hubby and I both bawl all day long!!!
"the tears start to flow" "he breaks out in tears" "he sobs" "I too have been breaking down in tears and literally sobbing" "I can barely listen to a song that praises Jesus without bawling" "Reading the Bible yesterday had me in tears. Reading some of the threads on this board make me break down"
"These tears are tears of joy IMHO"
Don't lie. You're merely subconsciously crying with RAGE that your candidates Caribou Barbie and the Corpse lost to Barack Obama. You're wailing at the fact that you & your ilk are now completely politically impotent, and can no longer force your will & morals on others (Obama's allowing funding of Stem Cell research & he's Pro-Choice. Good for you, prez!). See this guy?:
That's you, that is. Besides, as my late grandfather (the dourest of Yorkshiremen, who didn't take any bollocks from anyone or anything) used to say: 'Bloody 'ell, if summat's makin' yer cry, it must be bloody awful!'.
Words to live by.
3/19/2009 7:18:12 AM
#925794
thefoolish
AHHHHHHHH! Run from the crazy! Don't let it touch you! Fleeeeeeee!
3/19/2009 10:28:33 AM
#925814
Miles
You are both as mad as hatters...
3/19/2009 11:56:25 AM
#925864
Boots
I was wondering why that dude painting my garage kept crying.
3/19/2009 12:46:56 PM
#927201
Paradox
I really don't think that is normal. I think something is wrong with you and your husband. Get help. Now.
3/22/2009 1:10:13 PM
#981302
Kurrus
Holy shit. After all that crying, how come your eyes are still functioning?
7/4/2009 6:18:47 AM
#995571
Nightangel1282
I'll sum this up in one simple word:
SCARY!!!!
7/26/2009 9:24:39 PM
#995572
Philbert McAdamia
and is getting ready to show Himself like never before!!!
Uh huh...my cousin Willy-Booger pulls that shit all the time. Spends a lot of time 'indoors' for it, too.
7/26/2009 9:38:08 PM
#999695
Lord Jesus
Sorry babe, I got me some standards. Not only are you bat shit crazy but I don't even know you. If you're gonna try a sexual advance be more subtle than "Come Lord Jesus." I mean, Jesus Christ, you are one fucking insane bitch.
8/3/2009 12:48:07 AM
#999698
Lord Jesus
O and btw, my buddy the anti-christ is swinging by next time 'round; don't get too comfortable with the whole 'mercy' thing.
8/3/2009 12:51:29 AM
#999708
Anonymous
Replace every god and jesus with big brother and it begins to make more sense.
8/3/2009 1:07:24 AM
#1002362
Anon
If the big J did come back, he would slap all the fundies silly for being idiots.
8/7/2009 6:38:04 PM
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