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The You Even Freak Out Jesus Award

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Hubby and I both bawl all day long!!!

Hubby says that while he is working (he owns his own paint contracting company), and starts to think about Jesus and His return and the tears start to flow. Or while He is saying the Lord's Prayer, he breaks out in tears. He says he sobs when thinking about Jesus' return and seeing Him face to face. He says also when he remembers certain passages, like John 14:6, "Jesus said to him, I am the way, the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me."

I too have been breaking down in tears and literally sobbing. My heart is overwhelmed and it is overflowing with the love that Jesus has for me. I can barely listen to a song that praises Jesus without bawling. Reading the Bible yesterday had me in tears. Reading some of the threads on this board make me break down.

But I think it is because the Holy Spirit is quickening our hearts. He is talking to us, now - more than ever and is calling us home. He is warning us and preparing us. Jesus IS coming. I think the entire Bride has heard His voice. He is giving us the urgency of the imminent return of Jesus for His Bride, and how important it is that we witness to as many as we can.

These tears are tears of joy IMHO. We long to be with our Father, and our Father has given us this yearning. I can only imagine that God is looking around the place that Jesus is/has prepared for us and is making sure everything is perfect. God is ready to tell His Son to, "Go get your Bride"!!!!

It won't be long now. Shout it from the rooftops!! Jesus is coming soon. He is Lord and Master and is getting ready to show Himself like never before!!!

Come Lord Jesus!!!

Chicken5516, RaptureReady 154 Comments [3/16/2009 2:20:49 PM]
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#924775
Dio Fa

Oh great! Now I will have to duck and cover every time I see a long-haired guy in a trench coat.

3/16/2009 3:21:46 PM
#924776
Grigadil

Just drink the fucking koolaid.

3/16/2009 3:27:36 PM
#924777
Thinking Allowed

Not really fundie perse, except for that last line. Of course, coming from RR it is no surprise.

3/16/2009 3:32:20 PM
#924778
Pule Thamex

No.10 in a series of bubblegum dirges for fundie kids.

IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.

When I think of me
I break down and cry
When I think of HE
I just want to die

My personal Lord He says that
Everyone should be like me
And it's true 'cause it says in the bible
If only everyone could see.

When I realise that God loves me
So personally, I must be cool
I'm the special one that you must emulate
Be like me, don't you be a fool.

When I think of me
I break down and cry
When I think of He
I just want to die.

I'm God's very personal lover girl
He won't ever cheat on me
I'm so special to Him 'cause I believe
That what other people say will be.

And when at the end I will fly
Into my lover's supernatural arms
And we will dance together in the sky
High above the cities and the farms.

When I think of me
I break down and cry
When I think of He
I just want to die.

Look at the sun,it's shining for me.
I know there's a mansion above just waiting for me.
I'm selfish, vain and hearless and petty to boot
I can't wait to my hands on all my heavenly loot.
Look at the stars, they're shining for me
Put there by my Lord as pretties for me.
I'm wonderful I'm brilliant
Because I just know that my God
Loves me the best
Loves me the most
I just want to cry
Then I want to die.

I believe that almighty God
Takes an interest in me.
I have faith that Jesus said
Homos can never be free.

I think that God commands me
To slay the atheist man
'Cause I'm His special servant
For Him I do what I can.

When I think of me
I break down and cry
When I think of He
I just want to die.

(Copyright 2009 Pule Thamex)

3/16/2009 3:37:04 PM
#924779
Clown

I read "bawl" as "bowl". It was a lot funier. And, as usual, replace God with dope and Jesus with "crack" and this post makes much more sense.

3/16/2009 3:37:38 PM
#924780
Ozzie

What Grigadil said.

It's hard to have patience or sympathy for people who cry all day over complete nonsense and can't be productive in their lives.

3/16/2009 3:43:18 PM
#924782
EvoPagan

Yes, the babble brings me to tears too, but for vastly, vastly different reasons.

3/16/2009 3:43:55 PM
#924785
EvoPagan

And because someone has to say it:

God damn y'all, go have sex and get it out of your sysems! Lordy!

3/16/2009 3:47:50 PM
#924789
oop

"Hubby and I both bawl all day long!!!"

Just 8 words and I knew thia would be aa RR post.

3/16/2009 3:50:55 PM
#924790
Papabear

Do you cry when you read Goldilock and the 3 Bears, Cinderella or just the Babble fairy tales?

3/16/2009 3:54:30 PM
#924792
Thammuz

You people need a HUGE chill pill...

3/16/2009 4:00:06 PM
#924793
Nowonmai

So you and your husband are manic depressives, and think this is a case of religious ecstasy? Try Prozac.

3/16/2009 4:09:18 PM
#924796
Illuminatalie

Now that I think of it, this is a poe. Someone started out with "Hubby and I both ball all day long" and made a post around it. That may not be the news, but that's how I see it.

3/16/2009 4:18:18 PM
#924798
K T

Two words: Get Help

3/16/2009 4:22:24 PM
#924799
Shadow Boxer

I think it's interesting (and a little creepy) how everyone, male and female, will end up the "bride" of christ.
I guess christ's not as opposed to gay marriage as his followers would have us believe...

3/16/2009 4:25:00 PM
#924800


Sure you're not crying because Jesus has sent out his notices on who is not going and you and your husband were denied?

Or maybe you both share some kind of brain disorder... have you tried any kind of medication?

3/16/2009 4:30:38 PM
#924801
tracer

"Hubby says that while he is working (he owns his own paint contracting company), and starts to think about Jesus and His return and the tears start to flow. Or while He is saying the Lord's Prayer, he breaks out in tears. He says he sobs when thinking about Jesus' return and seeing Him face to face. He says also when he remembers certain passages"


He's going to dehydrate himself at this rate.

3/16/2009 4:31:31 PM
#924803
POSW

Oh, please. This post might be worthless and whiny, but it's not very "darned".

3/16/2009 4:36:41 PM
#924804
Ajax

"No one comes to the Father except through Me.""

"God is ready to tell His Son to, "Go get your Bride"!!!!"

"Come Lord Jesus!!!"

Do I detect a sexual undertone here?

3/16/2009 4:36:58 PM
#924805
Xotan

It would be more natural for you and your husband to ball!

The self-deception that you have surrendered to will probably end up with both of your being sectioned.

3/16/2009 4:45:15 PM
#924807
Athar

Well everyone knows the first sign of the apocalypse, a paint contractor and his wife will start bawling.

Truly the end times are upon us. Quick hassle you neighbors and spam all your friends! Rattle your tin cups against the bars of your cell and undo the straps of your straight jackets and bite the hands of your handlers! Jesus is coming so everyone act NaTUraL!!!!1!

3/16/2009 4:52:39 PM
#924811
DaMentalFunism

@Chicken5516 from Rapture Ready: Have you considered that you are suffering some kind of mental disorder? There are plenty of churchgoers who can get through a day's work without crying. It is not sinful to visit a doctor.

3/16/2009 5:04:38 PM
#924812
CONFUSED

So, if you are going to become Jesus' bride, what happens to your husband? Does he have to sit in the cupboard and watch you two at it? Does god provide hookers for the poor cuckolded husband?

Or is it just that you are seriously fucking deluded and your cult has no concept of logic.

3/16/2009 5:06:44 PM
#924814
ausador


3/16/2009 5:10:17 PM
#924816
Adrian

Wow, poster child for Prozac. Mood-stabilizers are good for you, mkay?

3/16/2009 5:36:02 PM
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