Quote# 60540
[On the FSM]
first thing: What the hell? You are just crazy, mislead idiots, who see some kind of personal profit in you “pastafarian” ways. Stop misleading innocent people. Who the hell worships a bundle of flying spaghetti with meatballs? It´s just sick. AND who is the leader of this “church”? My pastor and family would like a word with him.
HOW dare you sick idiots portrait that fictionous monster in place of God and Jesus. HOW DARE YOU! YOU are just a bunch of freaks and hillbillies that aren´t educated, have been neglected as children, and want to stand out in a freakish kind of way and say: “oh ho, i am a psycho pastafarian” or “look at me, i have been sent by the BDSM, i mean FSM, i come in peace, join us, spread the word of this goddamn thing.” keep your worship to yourselves and don´t taint the believe of normal people.
Think of it as this: What kind of Psycho draws up a pile of spaghetties, makes a church (so that he doesn´t have to pay taxes for his ventures AND to get MONEY form his crazy, damn followers) out of it, and even involves children and young people in this damn shit?!
I SAY, humans invented noodles around 2000-3000 BC!!! All who believe, this sick THING made US all up, is mislead AND has some serious problems with his life.
God damn you all, you idiots. DONT MISLEAD ANYMORE PEOPLE AND DELETE THIS DAMN WEBSITE!
sfg,
Chruch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 124 Comments [3/14/2009 10:53:54 AM]
Fundie Index: 71
Submitted By: Orlor
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#925989
starbrewer
The Church of the FSM is not a real religion.
sfg needs to be hit with a cluebat!
3/19/2009 3:35:38 PM
#927736
Heather
His Noodly Appendage shall touch you eventually, brother, and He does not wish for His followers to force their religion on others. We only seek to educate people of His Noodly Appendage. And in His infallible Word, He's really not that vain. He prefers His followers to be nice to everyone, even if they don't believe in Him, and to use their money that they would have used for expensive houses of worship and to pay priests for the poor and sick.
3/23/2009 7:06:02 PM
#929984
Nick
*roars with laughter*
3/27/2009 7:11:32 PM
#956542
Do you pray to your god with that filthy mouth of yours?
5/16/2009 3:24:23 PM
#1090872
objettrouve24
A very special kind of stupid/crazy.
This post is ADORABLE.
1/8/2010 6:07:09 PM
#1090876
Abdul Alhazred
Did the "FSM leader" finally got his lazy ass up and registered his cult as an official church?
1/8/2010 6:27:53 PM
#1090919
Philbert McAdamia
> I SAY, humans invented noodles around 2000-3000 BC!!! <
Is he a Young SM Creationist, or is he totally blaspheming against His noodly ever-presence?
1/8/2010 9:22:55 PM
#1090924
With the precision of the irony in this...Poe?
1/8/2010 9:54:44 PM
#1090932
GigaGuess
That was me. Sorry.
1/8/2010 10:16:26 PM
#1184066
Rapax Pringer
>All who believe, this sick THING made US all up, is mislead AND has some serious problems with his life.
thatsthejoke.jpg
7/22/2010 9:09:16 AM
#1275081
mefamwee
Wow. The FSM was created for the sole purpose of parody and yet you people lack the brain power to differ between fantasy and reality.
Wow. Just wow.
4/3/2011 7:45:58 PM
#1275084
The Duelist
Crushing Irony Crushes Stupid Christian.
4/3/2011 7:51:14 PM
#1276366
Michael
And will you be pot or kettle this evening?
4/7/2011 9:55:36 PM
#1276375
TWoozl
Quick, someone set up an open cast facility on sfg and mine the irony.
4/7/2011 11:00:49 PM
#1276391
Justanotheratheist
Ah, the sweet sight of a fundie utterly missing the point. It is not exactly a rarity, but on this grand scale it is a sweet sight indeed.
And that's even before you throw several tons of irony into the equation.
4/8/2011 12:57:57 AM
#1276395
Anon2
Don't judge "sfg" so harshly.
After all, he is a fundie. And fundies are known to have problems distinguishing between reality and fiction. Their whole fundamentalism is based on this basic error.
How can somebody claim he can distinguish reality from fiction, when he thinks the bible is the infallible, literal truth?
4/8/2011 1:12:23 AM
#1432441
You're the only mislead one here.
8/8/2012 10:34:59 PM
#1432455
Wow, that mirror is shiny!
What part of parody don't you get, sfg? If you get this mad at something made in the image of your god, maybe it's your god that you are really mad at?
8/9/2012 12:48:01 AM
#1439140
Quantum Mechanic
It's a joke, dumbfuck.
8/26/2012 6:48:48 AM
#1439143
Oh My Dog!
Well, somebody doesn't have a sense of humor.
8/26/2012 6:52:59 AM
#1439264
with FSM meatballs are optional, he has nothing to prove. ;-)
all complaints should go to Saint Boyardee. The numbers on the can. You can also ask any pirate.
ahoy matey !
no Pastafarian would send actual money, do we look stupid ?
do you mean the FSM merchandise ? thats real stuff you get, not some donation to a church.
humor and satire appear to confuse you.
8/26/2012 3:10:47 PM
#1443421
Mithcoriel
<projecting>
"...makes a church (so that he doesn´t have to pay taxes for his ventures AND to get MONEY form his crazy, damn followers) out of it, and even involves children and young people in this damn shit?!..."
"...DONT MISLEAD ANYMORE PEOPLE AND DELETE THIS DAMN WEBSITE!..."
</projecting>
9/4/2012 3:18:55 PM
#1443438
Who is misleading who (or is it whom ?) ?
The FSM appears in portraits as a plate of spaghetti and meatballs yet this is only a revalation to the artist. Divine ? whos to say. I hear the sauce is well divine. Other people claim to have seen fettucini with a cheese sauce and a few claim o shaped pasta with a meat sauce. Its a great mystery.
I dont think the Church of the FSM is registered as a religion.
Yes, noodles were created early in history, the FSM revealed himself in visions to a few selected people to begin , in a gentle way, the establishment of his kingdom on Earth. The pirates came later when he needed thugs, scratch that, more forceful missioneries.
May you be touched by HIS noodly appendage, accept no substitutes, RAmen.
9/4/2012 4:18:58 PM
#1443499
Philbert McAdamia
Remember in The Odd Couple when (Walter Mathau?) flung the plate of spaghetti against the wall?
*Gasp* And lo, was created our beloved FSM. Ramen.
It's like the Jesus on burnt toast images and Virgin Mary rust stains on freeway underpasses. Possibly even funnier.
9/5/2012 12:21:15 AM
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