[On the FSM]
first thing: What the hell? You are just crazy, mislead idiots, who see some kind of personal profit in you “pastafarian” ways. Stop misleading innocent people. Who the hell worships a bundle of flying spaghetti with meatballs? It´s just sick. AND who is the leader of this “church”? My pastor and family would like a word with him.
HOW dare you sick idiots portrait that fictionous monster in place of God and Jesus. HOW DARE YOU! YOU are just a bunch of freaks and hillbillies that aren´t educated, have been neglected as children, and want to stand out in a freakish kind of way and say: “oh ho, i am a psycho pastafarian” or “look at me, i have been sent by the BDSM, i mean FSM, i come in peace, join us, spread the word of this goddamn thing.” keep your worship to yourselves and don´t taint the believe of normal people.
Think of it as this: What kind of Psycho draws up a pile of spaghetties, makes a church (so that he doesn´t have to pay taxes for his ventures AND to get MONEY form his crazy, damn followers) out of it, and even involves children and young people in this damn shit?!
I SAY, humans invented noodles around 2000-3000 BC!!! All who believe, this sick THING made US all up, is mislead AND has some serious problems with his life.
God damn you all, you idiots. DONT MISLEAD ANYMORE PEOPLE AND DELETE THIS DAMN WEBSITE!
sfg, Chruch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 124 Comments
[3/14/2009 10:53:54 AM]
Fundie Index: 71
Submitted By: Orlor
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At least it makes a diversion from the more dangerous fundie persuits.
3/15/2009 3:48:15 PM
So close to the truth, and yet they will never reach it. Such little thought is required, yet will never be exerted.
3/15/2009 3:56:23 PM
WTF CLOSE THIS WEBSITE NAO!!111LOUD NOISES- -- oh, it's a joke? Sorry, I was going to run brain.dll and do a Critical Thinking, but I was busy being offended. srly sry kthxbai.
3/16/2009 12:34:48 AM
Dictionary.com is your friend.
3/16/2009 1:00:35 AM
"keep your worship to yourselves and don´t taint the believe of normal people."
Funny, I feel the same way about you, I just express myself coherently.
3/16/2009 3:38:25 AM
I can only pray to the FSM that the pirate-of-wisdom comes to you in your dreams and shows you the holy truth that you worship a false idol.
Cast off your zombie death cult and embrace his noodliness! Resistance is fusilli!
3/16/2009 4:41:15 AM
I've never seen anyone so stupid that they don't realize the FSM is a PARODY.
It's probably a 12 year old.
3/16/2009 8:27:00 AM
Too fucking funny that this asshat has no idea that it is a joke. He will never make the connection that what he believes has exactly the same amount of evidence as the FSM.
3/16/2009 12:10:20 PM
I kind of taste irony and someone that does not have a sense of humour.
3/16/2009 12:56:18 PM
Fatal dose of...ionising irony!
I'm coming oh noodly one... next stop beer mountain...
3/16/2009 1:51:36 PM
Wow, a Fundie with poor Poe detection. This is the best ironic post EVER!
3/16/2009 2:32:10 PM
This whole post hurts my irony bone.
"keep your worship to yourselves and don´t taint the believe of normal people"
That part in particular.
"SAY, humans invented noodles around 2000-3000 BC!!! All who believe, this sick THING made US all up, is mislead AND has some serious problems with his life."
The irony there is so delicious, i'm worried about putting on weight by just reading it.
3/16/2009 4:00:04 PM
Holy shit, I think that about 12 of my irony meters exploded with this guy!
3/16/2009 5:50:40 PM
I'm calling Poe's Law here....
3/17/2009 12:32:18 PM
Wuh-oh! Someone has an irony deficiency!
3/17/2009 2:03:11 PM
first thing: What the hell? You are just crazy, mislead idiots, who see some kind of personal profit in you “christian” ways. Stop misleading innocent people. Who the hell worships a dude nailed to some wood? It´s just sick. AND who is the leader of this “church”? My pastor and family would like a word with him.
3/17/2009 2:08:11 PM
We win...Xmess is only once a year, but every Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti Day.
3/17/2009 6:12:40 PM
Did you hear that wooshing sound? That was the point going straight over your head. Nobody worships the FSM, you tool! That's the whole fucking point! It's there to make fun of religion!
Ah, who gives a shit.
"... keep your worship to yourselves and don´t taint the believe of normal people."
Yeah, why don't you crazy fundie assholes do the same? Take a leaf from your own book for once.
3/17/2009 8:03:52 PM
Clearly, milady, you didn't get the memo: Pastafarianism is a joke. It was intended as a joke. It's always BEEN a joke.
3/17/2009 10:33:32 PM
HURR doesn't even begin to describe you.
3/18/2009 11:53:42 AM
3/18/2009 12:18:52 PM
the irony was too just too much.... my head blew up... anyone have a spare?
3/18/2009 12:51:29 PM
Lol,pot have you met kettle?
3/18/2009 2:58:42 PM
This has to win some kind of award here for stupidity or something, cause thats just rediculous.
3/19/2009 12:08:37 AM
Someone really has missed the point...
3/19/2009 8:32:06 AM
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