Quote# 60540
[On the FSM]
first thing: What the hell? You are just crazy, mislead idiots, who see some kind of personal profit in you “pastafarian” ways. Stop misleading innocent people. Who the hell worships a bundle of flying spaghetti with meatballs? It´s just sick. AND who is the leader of this “church”? My pastor and family would like a word with him.
HOW dare you sick idiots portrait that fictionous monster in place of God and Jesus. HOW DARE YOU! YOU are just a bunch of freaks and hillbillies that aren´t educated, have been neglected as children, and want to stand out in a freakish kind of way and say: “oh ho, i am a psycho pastafarian” or “look at me, i have been sent by the BDSM, i mean FSM, i come in peace, join us, spread the word of this goddamn thing.” keep your worship to yourselves and don´t taint the believe of normal people.
Think of it as this: What kind of Psycho draws up a pile of spaghetties, makes a church (so that he doesn´t have to pay taxes for his ventures AND to get MONEY form his crazy, damn followers) out of it, and even involves children and young people in this damn shit?!
I SAY, humans invented noodles around 2000-3000 BC!!! All who believe, this sick THING made US all up, is mislead AND has some serious problems with his life.
God damn you all, you idiots. DONT MISLEAD ANYMORE PEOPLE AND DELETE THIS DAMN WEBSITE!
sfg,
Chruch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 124 Comments [3/14/2009 10:53:54 AM]
Fundie Index: 71
Submitted By: Orlor
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#924445
????
At least it makes a diversion from the more dangerous fundie persuits.
3/15/2009 3:48:15 PM
#924447
So close to the truth, and yet they will never reach it. Such little thought is required, yet will never be exerted.
3/15/2009 3:56:23 PM
#924572
janny
WTF CLOSE THIS WEBSITE NAO!!111LOUD NOISES- -- oh, it's a joke? Sorry, I was going to run brain.dll and do a Critical Thinking, but I was busy being offended. srly sry kthxbai.
Dork.
3/16/2009 12:34:48 AM
#924578
Father Karras
Dictionary.com is your friend.
3/16/2009 1:00:35 AM
#924609
EvoPagan
"keep your worship to yourselves and don´t taint the believe of normal people."
Funny, I feel the same way about you, I just express myself coherently.
3/16/2009 3:38:25 AM
#924626
David B.
I can only pray to the FSM that the pirate-of-wisdom comes to you in your dreams and shows you the holy truth that you worship a false idol.
Cast off your zombie death cult and embrace his noodliness! Resistance is fusilli!
Ramen.
3/16/2009 4:41:15 AM
#924660
enna
LMFAO
I've never seen anyone so stupid that they don't realize the FSM is a PARODY.
It's probably a 12 year old.
3/16/2009 8:27:00 AM
#924695
JohnTheAtheist
Too fucking funny that this asshat has no idea that it is a joke. He will never make the connection that what he believes has exactly the same amount of evidence as the FSM.
Poor dude.
3/16/2009 12:10:20 PM
#924711
I kind of taste irony and someone that does not have a sense of humour.
3/16/2009 12:56:18 PM
#924723
Concerned Brit
Ack!!!
Fatal dose of...ionising irony!
I'm coming oh noodly one... next stop beer mountain...
*expire*
3/16/2009 1:51:36 PM
#924747
The L
Wow, a Fundie with poor Poe detection. This is the best ironic post EVER!
3/16/2009 2:32:10 PM
#924791
nrgetik
This whole post hurts my irony bone.
"keep your worship to yourselves and don´t taint the believe of normal people"
That part in particular.
"SAY, humans invented noodles around 2000-3000 BC!!! All who believe, this sick THING made US all up, is mislead AND has some serious problems with his life."
The irony there is so delicious, i'm worried about putting on weight by just reading it.
3/16/2009 4:00:04 PM
#924824
Shadoboy
Holy shit, I think that about 12 of my irony meters exploded with this guy!
3/16/2009 5:50:40 PM
#925019
tracer
I'm calling Poe's Law here....
3/17/2009 12:32:18 PM
#925049
Michael1384
Wuh-oh! Someone has an irony deficiency!
3/17/2009 2:03:11 PM
#925055
anonymous
first thing: What the hell? You are just crazy, mislead idiots, who see some kind of personal profit in you “christian” ways. Stop misleading innocent people. Who the hell worships a dude nailed to some wood? It´s just sick. AND who is the leader of this “church”? My pastor and family would like a word with him.
3/17/2009 2:08:11 PM
#925186
Selkie
We win...Xmess is only once a year, but every Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti Day.
3/17/2009 6:12:40 PM
#925254
The Jamo
Did you hear that wooshing sound? That was the point going straight over your head. Nobody worships the FSM, you tool! That's the whole fucking point! It's there to make fun of religion!
Ah, who gives a shit.
"... keep your worship to yourselves and don´t taint the believe of normal people."
Yeah, why don't you crazy fundie assholes do the same? Take a leaf from your own book for once.
3/17/2009 8:03:52 PM
#925294
Clearly, milady, you didn't get the memo: Pastafarianism is a joke. It was intended as a joke. It's always BEEN a joke.
3/17/2009 10:33:32 PM
#925482
HURR doesn't even begin to describe you.
3/18/2009 11:53:42 AM
#925488
Brenz
Anti-Poe!
3/18/2009 12:18:52 PM
#925493
the irony was too just too much.... my head blew up... anyone have a spare?
3/18/2009 12:51:29 PM
#925519
EllwyenDarwin
Lol,pot have you met kettle?
3/18/2009 2:58:42 PM
#925646
This has to win some kind of award here for stupidity or something, cause thats just rediculous.
3/19/2009 12:08:37 AM
#925740
Jack Bauer
Someone really has missed the point...
3/19/2009 8:32:06 AM
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