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One characteristic of cults is that they strongly believe they alone are right in their beliefs and everyone else is wrong.

The Rev. Billy Graham, Kansas City Star 70 Comments [3/11/2009 5:25:08 AM]
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Submitted By: ez-c
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#922269
Lady Renae

I'm not certain this one should have made it in... Other than the obvious shiny mirror aspect, it isn't quite funny without a bit more context...

3/11/2009 5:28:49 AM
#922270
Laughing Man

I love the smell of irony in the morning. :D

3/11/2009 5:30:18 AM
#922273
Scooby71

Well for a bit more context:

"One characteristic of cults is that they strongly believe they alone are right in their beliefs and everyone else is wrong. Thus they reject the central truths of the Bible that Christians have held in common for almost 2,000 years and substitute their own beliefs for the clear teaching of Scripture."

Shiny mirror award for sure.

Scripture is clear? A first for me.

3/11/2009 5:42:56 AM
#922278
Captain Britannica

No shit, Billy. Now tell me about Jews again.

3/11/2009 5:49:31 AM
#922279
Zoo

O_o

3/11/2009 5:55:10 AM
#922284
aaa

This is an AK-47. It is one of the most deadliest weapons ever created. And over here is a big drum filled with water. The water contains a normal Perca fluviatilis, also know as the redfin perch. You probably see where this is going.

3/11/2009 6:06:45 AM
#922285
MK

The only reason Billy and company can't see the obvious implications here: That mirror is so shiny it blinds them.

3/11/2009 6:08:14 AM
#922286
Laughing Man

@aaa
lolz

3/11/2009 6:08:17 AM
#922287
Tolpuddle Martyr

That booming noise is the sound of every irony meter on the planet going nuclear!

3/11/2009 6:08:25 AM
#922290
Thundersqueaks


3/11/2009 6:25:42 AM
#922315
Headache

If anything, humans are clear evidence against the notion of a god. No creature capable of making the universe would make something as stupid as human beings.

Billy Graham is the best evidence against god.

3/11/2009 7:09:44 AM
#922318
emau99

It sure is, Reverend. It sure is.

3/11/2009 7:13:12 AM
#922320
Unbeliever

The good rev is absolutely correct... thats the funny part. Sweet irony...

3/11/2009 7:22:36 AM
#922323
a mind far far away

Oh, Billy. Now just take that to it's logical conclusion, and you'll see why we hate you.

3/11/2009 7:24:13 AM
#922324
Mister Spak

One more step . . .

3/11/2009 7:24:35 AM
#922328
raindrops

If only you could look at the mirror and say what you just said, you might realize something.

3/11/2009 7:31:33 AM
#922335
Grigadil

Yeah, so...?

3/11/2009 7:40:11 AM
#922336
Prager

I can't believe he isn't aware of the irony of this.

3/11/2009 7:40:19 AM
#922340
Metatron

I can supply irony meter needle unwinders if anyone needs one to get the needle off of the top pin.

3/11/2009 7:54:55 AM
#922342
Lucilius

I guess Grandpa Billy's confessing that he's too addled to tell right from wrong anymore.

3/11/2009 8:04:09 AM
#922344


His mirror is so shiny you could use it in a parabolic telescope.

3/11/2009 8:05:56 AM
#922345


You guys are finally getting it! Geez, it took you long enough.


...wait. You're not talking about yourselves, are you.

3/11/2009 8:07:10 AM
#922347
Dexter

One characteristic of cults is that they strongly believe they alone are right in their beliefs and everyone else is wrong.

I couldn't agree more. Honestly, I couldn't...

MfG

3/11/2009 8:10:03 AM
#922349
draco_nite

One characteristic of religions is that they strongly believe they alone are right in their beliefs and everyone else is wrong.

Fixt.

3/11/2009 8:11:47 AM
#922355
szena

Funniest thing I've seen all day.

3/11/2009 8:20:27 AM
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