[Q: What proof do you have that Heaven and Hell exist?]
Jesus is not in His tomb. What proof do you have that it does not?
[2/13/2009 1:55:04 PM]
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Submitted By: badaspie
So...no proof at all, then?
2/13/2009 1:57:23 PM
Jesus probably never even existed. What proof do you have that he did?
2/13/2009 1:57:38 PM
Jesus not being in his tomb, ie no physical evidence of his existance, is not a great argument pal.
2/13/2009 2:00:56 PM
Of course Jesus is not in his tomb. He can walk through walls. But for some reason, they had to roll the stone away anyways.
2/13/2009 2:04:56 PM
Ah, yes, every time we can't find the body of somebody, it's proof that they ascended to a higher plane of existence. So that goes for almost every person in history; we don't know where all those bodies are.
2/13/2009 2:08:19 PM
Wow I'm not in my tomb either; guess that proves GOD IS A CHICKEN NAMED BOB! Gotta love that Flawgic.
Oh wait ...I see that "HIS" is capitalized, so the original poster must have meant that Jesus was in somebody else's tomb and that somehow proves there is a Heaven and a Hell.
2/13/2009 2:10:56 PM
books must be true because Harry Potter isn't still living under the stairs in that Muggle house.
2/13/2009 2:12:14 PM
Nor is Cheops. Bow down before Ra!
2/13/2009 2:13:42 PM
It's Friday, the 13th nogal! I am fundie'ied out. I need a beer. I just cannot think of a suitable repost.
Your God does not exist you religiously brain rotted cretin. You parents are of course to blame for your incurable stupidity. GodPissesMeOffAtTheEndOfTheDay.
2/13/2009 2:15:11 PM
PRAISE JIMMY HOFFA!!!!
2/13/2009 2:19:01 PM
Eh, what does an empty tomb prove? Other than it's a tomb that is.
2/13/2009 2:19:41 PM
I don't have proof heaven and hell do not exist. I also don't have proof that candyland doesn't exist. You must believe in that place too... idiot.
2/13/2009 2:23:24 PM
What proof do we have that Harry Potter has a cloak of invisibility?
We can't see him. What proof do you have that he doesn't have one?
2/13/2009 2:24:55 PM
a) Do you have any proof (outside the bible) that Jesus ever existed? - Remember the Josephus reference is a proven fraud.
b) Do you even know for certain where his tomb is? You'll be the only person on earth that does, if you say yes.
c) Do you have any proof (outside the bible) that he was ever in this tomb that you can't find?
d) No body in this tomb that you cannot find, might mean he never existed (probable),,, was never in it ( even if he existed),,, it could mean he ressurected (hardly likely) or maybe he didn't die on the cross ( much more likely)
2/13/2009 2:27:42 PM
@ Tolpuddle Martyr - "Eh, what does an empty tomb prove? Other than it's a tomb that is."
That doesn't even prove it's a tomb...
2/13/2009 2:29:09 PM
To quote Kitchen, the archeologist: "Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence."
2/13/2009 2:43:47 PM
Weird answer. Ooh he has Godwin in his username...
I could be wrong, may not be a poe. I dunno.
2/13/2009 2:45:16 PM
What sort of tomb? And where is it?
2/13/2009 2:49:59 PM
Tom S. Fox
My, my, what a nice circle!
2/13/2009 2:56:48 PM
2/13/2009 3:22:08 PM
Alexander the Great is not in his tomb (or, like Jesus', at least we can't find it). Therefore, Olympus and Hades exist.
2/13/2009 3:25:56 PM
So, what does that tell us about Ambrose Bierce, Jimmy Hoffa, D. B. Cooper, and lots of other historically documented missing bodies?
Personally, I think I'm gonna start spreading the Gospel of Ambrose Bierce, just 'cause that'd piss off the cranky old bastard.
2/13/2009 3:33:10 PM
Schrodinger's cat is living in a teapot in orbit between Earth and Mars...or not.
Yay! I win!!!1!
@ Boojum, I'll second that.
2/13/2009 3:43:10 PM
a mind far far away
Jesus never existed.
2/13/2009 3:46:23 PM
The real question is, was he ever in there to start with? So that does not constitute any type of valid proof.
2/13/2009 4:07:46 PM