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#899978
WMDKitty
::snicker-snort-ROFL::
Someone hasn't read a history book...
2/15/2009 2:02:22 AM
#899981
Katsuro
Lol, what?
2/15/2009 2:03:07 AM
#899987
Blackvoice
That's one awesome Satan.
2/15/2009 2:05:51 AM
#900013
rw23
All hail Zeus Soter!
2/15/2009 2:21:15 AM
#900014
MysticalChicken
I'm probably the only person in the world who couldn't give two shits about the Olympics, but even I know you're wrong.
2/15/2009 2:22:05 AM
#900030
Katsuro
@MysticalChicken :
No, I mostly couldn't give a fuck either really.
I might if it was still done nude...with all female athletes...and by athletes I mean amature porn "stars".
2/15/2009 2:29:17 AM
#900040
Mister Spak
Zeus is the one true god, while your Jesus symbolises Satan, who runs amuck in the world, possessing people and making their TVs go on the fritz, unhampered by your supposedly omnipotent god.
2/15/2009 2:33:11 AM
#900068
How much fail can you pack into a single sentence?
2/15/2009 2:43:10 AM
#900078
Joules
@Katsuro
No no no! All male and nude, like the original!
<beg> mmm, nice...
2/15/2009 2:45:48 AM
#900084
Grigadil
...
2/15/2009 2:48:12 AM
#900088
Porky Pine
Since when?
2/15/2009 2:49:51 AM
#900097
Evil Pirate Captain Mel
Whatever, fucker. Zeus is cool.
2/15/2009 2:52:41 AM
#900154
Doug
Somebody's risking a lightning bolt.
2/15/2009 3:21:22 AM
#900171
Clown
I knew that Santa is the king of the world, I just knew it. What, you meant Satan? I thought he can't do shit without Yahwe's aproval, so how can he be king? Also, Zeus is your god's older brother, so give him a little respect.
2/15/2009 3:30:01 AM
#900205
Thejebusfire
Zeus and Satan are two diffrent religions.
Of course, your tiny little brain could never understand that.
2/15/2009 3:52:52 AM
#900214
Tolpuddle Martyr
And Christmas is evil because it is in fact Saturnalia, the pagan celebration of the winter solstice.
2/15/2009 4:00:18 AM
#900241
Geno
Zeus?? Satan?? Are you serious?!
BWA HA HA HA HA HAA HA HA HA HA HAAA!
2/15/2009 4:29:11 AM
#900278
DevilsChaplain
Seems as though everything symbolizes Satan these days.
2/15/2009 4:49:30 AM
#900324
toth
Satan is more like Hades, in that he is ruler of the underworld. Other than that, I don't think there is a similar God to Satan in Greek mythology--they weren't concerned about evil creatures trying to steal your soul. They were smart like that.
2/15/2009 5:31:08 AM
#900329
never been there
Check out the link. It's quite beyond believable.
2/15/2009 5:34:26 AM
#900340
solomongrundy
Um, I think the Olympics are held in honour of corporate greed nowadays. The idea of the competitors all being amateurs is very long gone.
Edit: Oh wow, I just checked the OP! It's like discovering a whole new 'Rapture Ready'! Shed-loads of insanely fundamentalist lunatics just ripe for plucking!
2/15/2009 5:40:15 AM
#900356
Dr. Funkenstein
WRONG
2/15/2009 6:08:49 AM
#900369
Porter
I thought this Larry guy was someone I knew, but Wood was a nickname and he's actually Larry Davidson...thank goodness, I'd be appalled if my friend said that.
2/15/2009 6:33:04 AM
#900395
Missouri
The days of the week are evil because they honor the sun, the moon, Mars, Mercury, Thor, Venus, and Saturn!
2/15/2009 7:31:31 AM
#900422
Deep Search
Zeus came first, bitches! Bow down.
2/15/2009 8:21:10 AM
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