The Olympics are evil because they are held in honor of Zeus, who symbolizes Satan as the king of the world.
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[2/15/2009 1:56:24 AM]
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Someone hasn't read a history book...
2/15/2009 2:02:22 AM
2/15/2009 2:03:07 AM
That's one awesome Satan.
2/15/2009 2:05:51 AM
All hail Zeus Soter!
2/15/2009 2:21:15 AM
I'm probably the only person in the world who couldn't give two shits about the Olympics, but even I know you're wrong.
2/15/2009 2:22:05 AM
No, I mostly couldn't give a fuck either really.
I might if it was still done nude...with all female athletes...and by athletes I mean amature porn "stars".
2/15/2009 2:29:17 AM
Zeus is the one true god, while your Jesus symbolises Satan, who runs amuck in the world, possessing people and making their TVs go on the fritz, unhampered by your supposedly omnipotent god.
2/15/2009 2:33:11 AM
How much fail can you pack into a single sentence?
2/15/2009 2:43:10 AM
No no no! All
and nude, like the original!
<beg> mmm, nice...
2/15/2009 2:45:48 AM
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2/15/2009 2:49:51 AM
Evil Pirate Captain Mel
Whatever, fucker. Zeus is cool.
2/15/2009 2:52:41 AM
Somebody's risking a lightning bolt.
2/15/2009 3:21:22 AM
I knew that Santa is the king of the world, I just knew it. What, you meant Satan? I thought he can't do shit without Yahwe's aproval, so how can he be king? Also, Zeus is your god's older brother, so give him a little respect.
2/15/2009 3:30:01 AM
Zeus and Satan are two diffrent religions.
Of course, your tiny little brain could never understand that.
2/15/2009 3:52:52 AM
And Christmas is evil because it is in fact Saturnalia, the pagan celebration of the winter solstice.
2/15/2009 4:00:18 AM
Zeus?? Satan?? Are you serious?!
BWA HA HA HA HA HAA HA HA HA HA HAAA!
2/15/2009 4:29:11 AM
Seems as though everything symbolizes Satan these days.
2/15/2009 4:49:30 AM
Satan is more like Hades, in that he is ruler of the underworld. Other than that, I don't think there is a similar God to Satan in Greek mythology--they weren't concerned about evil creatures trying to steal your soul. They were smart like that.
2/15/2009 5:31:08 AM
never been there
Check out the link. It's quite beyond believable.
2/15/2009 5:34:26 AM
Um, I think the Olympics are held in honour of corporate greed nowadays. The idea of the competitors all being amateurs is very long gone.
Edit: Oh wow, I just checked the OP! It's like discovering a whole new 'Rapture Ready'! Shed-loads of insanely fundamentalist lunatics just ripe for plucking!
2/15/2009 5:40:15 AM
2/15/2009 6:08:49 AM
I thought this Larry guy was someone I knew, but Wood was a nickname and he's actually Larry Davidson...thank goodness, I'd be appalled if my friend said that.
2/15/2009 6:33:04 AM
The days of the week are evil because they honor the sun, the moon, Mars, Mercury, Thor, Venus, and Saturn!
2/15/2009 7:31:31 AM
Zeus came first, bitches! Bow down.
2/15/2009 8:21:10 AM