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#898480
Dante's Virgil
"I stop at least several times a day and listen for the trumpet."
LOL.
Or perhaps the pastor is using "blowing the trumpet" as a clever euphemism? Maybe Caligal should go ask him and see what happens...
2/13/2009 11:36:18 PM
#898483
Old Yeller
tinnitus for jesus
2/13/2009 11:37:09 PM
#898485
Efrain
And for god to exist, and have the rapture not be something that was made up.
2/13/2009 11:37:32 PM
#898486
surfinseaotter
I gonna go buy a trumpet
2/13/2009 11:37:51 PM
#898502
The Lazy One
Who's up for a road trip complete with trumpets? We'll go all around and honk trumpets outside of churches.
2/13/2009 11:43:03 PM
#898507
Percy Q. Shun
Herb Alpert and Al Hirt would be proud!
2/13/2009 11:46:44 PM
#898514
Antichrist
I agree. I stop at least several times a day and listen for the trumpet.
I think I found the explanation for stop and go freeway traffic.
2/13/2009 11:50:16 PM
#898530
Mike
Such delusional people. Maybe I should sneak to their houses and blow a bugle
2/13/2009 11:57:45 PM
#898531
God damn I wish I had a fucking trumpet and knew where these people lived.
2/13/2009 11:58:01 PM
#898536
kat
That's it! I'm buying a trumpet!
2/13/2009 11:59:37 PM
#898544
Miles
You are one sad, pathetic individual. That's all I have to say.
2/14/2009 12:04:49 AM
#898551
Random Man
At least several? wtf?
2/14/2009 12:06:11 AM
#898564
Eden
Be careful if you hear a trumpet.
It might not be a sign of the rapture but rather the horn of an aproaching train ;)
2/14/2009 12:14:39 AM
#898574
Osiris
Come April Fool's I'm hiding a tape recorder hooked up to some very loud speakers somewhere in your yard and have it play trumpet sounds at random intervals.
2/14/2009 12:21:19 AM
#898609
Now Playing: Miles Davis - Every damned disc I own.
2/14/2009 12:40:30 AM
#898613
Sascha Folterung
How many days have to go by without magical trumpets blaring from heaven before these people start to think that maybe....just maybe....it ain't coming?
2/14/2009 12:43:53 AM
#898614
A Friend
Does the trumpet blowing occur before or after the rusty trombone?
2/14/2009 12:45:45 AM
#898615
Thinking Allowed
caligal:
I agree. I stop at least several times a day and listen for the trumpet.
Wow...you have a boring life.
2/14/2009 12:45:57 AM
#898624
Yeah, I stop and wait for the world to end too. Who needs to live, really?
2/14/2009 12:54:12 AM
#898632
Duraji
"I stop at least several times a day and listen for the trumpet."
You really have nothing better to do with your time? >_>
Oh, wait, it's because you believe that this life is meaningless compared to heaven. But wait, why then are we living in this life, then? Just seems like God's a teasing prick, is all.
2/14/2009 12:58:42 AM
#898644
Papabear
Come on, Betty, unzip my trumpet.
2/14/2009 1:02:16 AM
#898645
Amanda
Okay. My sister in law plays the trumpet. What say I borrow it and we take a day trip to these people's houses and have some fun? ;-)
2/14/2009 1:03:12 AM
#898663
anonymous
I agree, I stop at Christian's houses several times a day just to practice my trumpeting skills.
2/14/2009 1:11:18 AM
#898674
a mind far far away
This is funny, especially if someone is blowing a trumpet. How much preparation goes into conditioning your mouth for such a thing?
2/14/2009 1:14:24 AM
#898696
Illuminatalie
That's cute. Do you wave goodbye to the sun each night, too? And whatever happened to your ear?
2/14/2009 1:26:45 AM
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